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Emlyn Jones
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Let's all see if we can simply get on together, shall we?
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Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · Nov 23
Oh, I'm on telly. From the Other Place and a fun little pun combo.
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Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 50m
That's sound advice. It seems that the most horrible people are both the loudest and prominent.
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Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 3h
They really should do credits like this more. Basically loan signings for films.
"Nicholas and Alexandra" credits.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 22h
Amazing what happens when you give the guy a plane
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Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 3h
This degenerate paedophile really has no shame. This is pure fantasy.

As it's the weekend, can we all pretend that he's dead again?
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Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 4h
Maybe AWS having an advert that uses Sympathy For The Devil isn't the best way to make people think it's not an evil company?

See also "we let our staff go to the toilet" as an HR boast.
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Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 4h
He's blond, he's pissed, he'll see you in the lists, Lichtenstein! Lichtenstein!

There's a film on.
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Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 5h
He's going to start a war specifically to claim an election can't be held. The only way that won't happen is if he dies before (probably like Elvis, cheeseburger in hand on the bog). He's not a peacemaker; he's a con artist and convicted felon murdering foreigners and terrorising his own citizens.
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Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 5h
Could be a backstory there. Why would you need to say 'the original' unless there'd been some argument. You don't need to state you're the original where there is no other.

Weirdly, almost next door is a Giggling Sausage and, two roads up and 10 miles east, there are three more.
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Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 5h
I'm sure there's a plausible explanation for this Lambeth street sign ending up in the middle of Southwark.
Glasshouse Walk street sign well over a mile away in Great Suffolk Street.
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Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 6h
At least you know what field it's in.
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Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 17h
Imagine a film where you're rooting for an estate agent, and a Hamster at that. What they did to Blackheath was criminal. Piss on the Palace, etc..
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Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 17h
Fundamentally, I resent Tim from The Office moralising and pontificating. Were he in my head, I'd feel death were a welcome sight. Maybe that's the point? We all have unwanted emotional Baggins?
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Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 17h
As marvellous as this is, the ubiquiitousity (if that is a word) of Martin Freeman messes with this third act. Even dead, he's back again. Unflushable. Fourth act..?

The pretence of his 'everyman' billing killed in The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy film? Vogon poets, please finish the job.
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Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 17h
I see Andy Nyman two ways: gleefully jumping on a trampoline or scaring me to death in Ghost Stories.

With my mind as it is, I'm mentally exhausted. Cannot/ will not sleep tonight.
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Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 18h
Back from the pub and Andy Nyman's Ghost Stories is on BBC1.

IMBD's a nob. Look up Nyman. This is purest horror. The live show's something else. Horror done well. Seriously. Horror.
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Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 18h
If I've missed every episode's of #TOTP tonight, I'm sorry but I've also spoken to some Americans, both wrong and normal, and otherwise has a splendid evening.

Maybe we should just find a nice watch to make things better.
Ginger Spice and the pinnacle of perfection of womanhood that is the Princess of Pop, Kylie Minogue 15 seconds away from kissing each other.
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Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 19h
A lovely idea for semites, in gentile. Sorry: general.
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George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 @gtconway.bsky.social · 1d
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Seth Rudy @sethrudy.bsky.social · 1d
Meanwhile in #Portland
Kermit faces off with Hopper in The Muppet Movie
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Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 1d
The Sordid Diary of Adrian Mole
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 1d
When I was a kid, i liked to pretend I was a dog like our Labrador. I noticed how when my mum took him on a walk he'd sniff other dog's bums, so one day I got curious and I sniffed my dog's bumhole. It smelled like farts and my mum caught me and took my DS away for a week.
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Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 1d
This isn't over yet. The Nobel Piece of Shit Prize still hasn't been announced.
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Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 1d
The idea that any of these dorks would be treated as anything other than a piggy bank at a planning stage is laughable.

'Rich' is only a superpower if you're Batman.
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Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 1d
Obviously Donny the Moocher is going to have a word with the King of Sweden for not giving what he was needin'.
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Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 1d
So Donny "Martial Law" Trump wouldn't even have qualified, even if he weren't a war criminal.

"The award goes to the person or organisation that's done the most "for fraternity between the nations and the abolition or reduction of standing armies and the formation and spreading of peace congresses"
BBC website: "Venezuelan politician Maria Corina Machado wins Nobel Peace Prize" Maria Corina Machado Summary The winner of this year's Nobel Peace Prize is Venezuelan politician Maria Corina Machado The award goes to the person or organisation that's done the most "for fraternity between the nations and the abolition or reduction of standing armies and the formation and spreading of peace congresses" US President Donald Trump had led a public campaign to win the award, but nominations closed in January - at the start of his second term in office"
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Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 1d
I've no idea how he resisted this.