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Let's all see if we can simply get on together, shall we?

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Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · Nov 23

Oh, I'm on telly. From the Other Place and a fun little pun combo.

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Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 4h

Imagine a film where you're rooting for an estate agent, and a Hamster at that. What they did to Blackheath was criminal. Piss on the Palace, etc..

Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 5h

Fundamentally, I resent Tim from The Office moralising and pontificating. Were he in my head, I'd feel death were a welcome sight. Maybe that's the point? We all have unwanted emotional Baggins?

Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 5h

As marvellous as this is, the ubiquiitousity (if that is a word) of Martin Freeman messes with this third act. Even dead, he's back again. Unflushable. Fourth act..?

The pretence of his 'everyman' billing killed in The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy film? Vogon poets, please finish the job.

Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 5h

I see Andy Nyman two ways: gleefully jumping on a trampoline or scaring me to death in Ghost Stories.

With my mind as it is, I'm mentally exhausted. Cannot/ will not sleep tonight.

Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 6h

Back from the pub and Andy Nyman's Ghost Stories is on BBC1.

IMBD's a nob. Look up Nyman. This is purest horror. The live show's something else. Horror done well. Seriously. Horror.

Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 6h

If I've missed every episode's of #TOTP tonight, I'm sorry but I've also spoken to some Americans, both wrong and normal, and otherwise has a splendid evening.

Maybe we should just find a nice watch to make things better.

Ginger Spice and the pinnacle of perfection of womanhood that is the Princess of Pop, Kylie Minogue 15 seconds away from kissing each other.

Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 6h

A lovely idea for semites, in gentile. Sorry: general.

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George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 @gtconway.bsky.social · 18h

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Seth Rudy @sethrudy.bsky.social · 16h

Meanwhile in #Portland

Kermit faces off with Hopper in The Muppet Movie

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Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 16h

The Sordid Diary of Adrian Mole

fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 1d

When I was a kid, i liked to pretend I was a dog like our Labrador. I noticed how when my mum took him on a walk he'd sniff other dog's bums, so one day I got curious and I sniffed my dog's bumhole. It smelled like farts and my mum caught me and took my DS away for a week.

Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 17h

This isn't over yet. The Nobel Piece of Shit Prize still hasn't been announced.

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Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 20h

The idea that any of these dorks would be treated as anything other than a piggy bank at a planning stage is laughable.

'Rich' is only a superpower if you're Batman.

Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 20h

Obviously Donny the Moocher is going to have a word with the King of Sweden for not giving what he was needin'.

Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 20h

So Donny "Martial Law" Trump wouldn't even have qualified, even if he weren't a war criminal.

"The award goes to the person or organisation that's done the most "for fraternity between the nations and the abolition or reduction of standing armies and the formation and spreading of peace congresses"

BBC website:

"Venezuelan politician Maria Corina Machado wins Nobel Peace Prize"

Maria Corina Machado
Summary

The winner of this year's Nobel Peace Prize is Venezuelan politician Maria Corina Machado
The award goes to the person or organisation that's done the most "for fraternity between the nations and the abolition or reduction of standing armies and the formation and spreading of peace congresses"

US President Donald Trump had led a public campaign to win the award, but nominations closed in January - at the start of his second term in office"

Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 21h

I've no idea how he resisted this.

Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 22h

This can serve as both an answer and a new contender.

The ill-advised Popeye and Son series from 1987. No redeeming features.

Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 22h

Bob Mortimer's guesting on BBC Radio 2 right now. Nice way to start the day.

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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcc.bsky.social · 1d

Higgledy piggledy
Timothée Chalamet
Has a name meriting
Endless design

Much like his forerunner
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Hexasyllabically,
Easy to rhyme

tweet from childish branzino @absflora:
timothée chalamet is the new benedict cumberbatch in the sense that you can say ANYTHING and we know who you mean. tiffany chevrolet. timpanogos charlemagne. symphony cabernet. jiminy castaway.

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Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 1d

Sounds like this Middle Eastern cease fire could be them taking advantage of all the autistic people, be they Jewish or Muslim.

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 1d

RFK JR: There are many other confirmations -- there are two studies that show children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism. It’s highly likely because they are given Tylenol

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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 1d

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

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Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 1d

So that's why Mrs Steptoe wasn't about.

Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 1d

What is going on in America? It's a chore to listen to these dickheads and their raving. They should be in straightjackets, and locked up for everyone else's safety.

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 1d

Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."

Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 1d

There's also Smart Bird ID. They're great on trips in the countryside.

Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 1d

I was bought a Fray Bentos steak and kidney pie which I've supplemented with peas, mash and good gravy but it really does seem to ideal post pub food. The only problems are the cooking time and the very real chance of slicing something important when opening or decanting the filling. Tinned filth.

Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 1d

To be fair, half of the bands aren't exactly memorable anyway!