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Jordan
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Hi, I'm Jordan!
๐ŸŽฎI like Space Channel 5, FFXIV and Sega/Nintendo games
๐ŸฐI also enjoy baking and post what I make
๐Ÿ“บAsk me about my unhealthy Simpsons shitposting addiction
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"My boy, peace is what true warriors strive for" King Harkinian, zelda cdi.
I love you hot water bottle
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People caught up for being vile online & are always like โ€˜Former shitposter!โ€™

Thatโ€™s not what shitposting is. Plus the best shitposters are people through whom their shitposts reveal glimpses of their (usually) fundamentally decent moral foundations.

A key to shitposting is Understanding Things.
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Don't be alarmed, it is only a costume! The one thing he's sucking this Halloween are pixy sticks.
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I love Lycanโ€™s new form! ๐ŸŒ•๐Ÿบ
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hey "nice" manbun haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around and reveals he is a waddle dee from the tokugawa shogunate] oh fuck
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Waiting patiently for Adeleine
Break a leg tomorrow!!!
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Xbox gamepass basic plan is gonna be this by the end of the year
Games should be free but every five minutes you have to stand up and shout "McDonald's!" to keep playing
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Think they are really cute โ˜”๏ธ๐ŸŒˆ
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Meet Lamik, an astrologian I made for tabletop! :3

The fox smiles, the stars speakโ€ฆ yet wisdom is never without cost. What will you offer, then? โœจ