Rep. McGuire: "Even in DC, when Democrats kept saying, 'Oh, there's no crime here,' there were Democrats who said 'this is the first time ever that my kids are playing in their backyard,' 'I haven't heard a gunshot in 2 weeks,' or 'this is the first time I'm driving down DC with my windows down.'"

This dude’s citing phantom Dems like he’s hosting Ghosthunters. Bro’s out here polling spirits via Ouija board. 👻

Trump: "You build what's called a reverse bathtub. And it's not that uncommon, but it is actually a reverse - you, you seal it. The problem is, nature always wins. I know a lot about reverse bathtubs. I've done it, and it's something you only do in emergency."

Invoke the 25th.

This statement sounds like a Home Depot employee on NyQuil, one swig away from astral projecting into the CVS cold aisle 😬

We won't allow politicians to dilute the power of Black voters in Louisiana or anywhere else.

🎁 Article.
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/16/c...

He literally made RFK Jr the nation’s top health official. It's like hiring a chef & then saying "but don’t eat the food." 🫤

My premiums didn’t double, I just lost the money that kept them from being doubly high. Thank you, Senator Gaslight.

BREAKING: 45,000 health care workers just launched the biggest strike of the year.

Workers at Kaiser Permanente on the West Coast and in Hawaii have walked out to secure a contract.

These essential workers are fighting for patient care, good wages, and decent staffing.

Mike Johnson — man of deep faith, we are told — wants pastors to be shot in the head with pepper balls.

🤜🤛🤎

Speaker Mike Johnson just said he's completely fine with ICE agents shooting priests in the head with pepper balls and roughing up journalists.

I'm sure he'll tell us soon about how it's the Democrats who are waging a war on religion and free speech though.

Dude lies like he breathes.