Max B π πΆ πΊπ¦ π¬π§ πͺπΊ
@maxbrockbank.com
Happily-married dad & Santa lookalike. Cat lackey. Β½ US, Β½ UK, π―% EU. Liberal & a Democrat (LibDem). Ex-Tabloid hack, now dabbles in SEO (See @BigInSEO.Bsky.social)
I do sarcasm. A lot.
I block MAGA + all other zealots + bots.
Don't be a dick!
I do sarcasm. A lot.
I block MAGA + all other zealots + bots.
Don't be a dick!
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Your first mistake was that you're looking for it to 'mean' something. By which I mean something rational that the rest of us humans could understand.
January 12, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Your first mistake was that you're looking for it to 'mean' something. By which I mean something rational that the rest of us humans could understand.
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People are waiting
a woman eating a hamburger next to a mcdonald 's cup that says mcflurry on it
ALT: a woman eating a hamburger next to a mcdonald 's cup that says mcflurry on it
media.tenor.com
January 12, 2026 at 9:19 PM
People are waiting
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I can't wait for Nazim Zahawi to demand his own deportation back to Iraq.
Like Reform say: "Send them all back where they came from."
Like Reform say: "Send them all back where they came from."
January 12, 2026 at 8:57 PM
I can't wait for Nazim Zahawi to demand his own deportation back to Iraq.
Like Reform say: "Send them all back where they came from."
Like Reform say: "Send them all back where they came from."
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You quit? Oh yeah?! Well you're fired!!!
January 12, 2026 at 8:58 PM
You quit? Oh yeah?! Well you're fired!!!
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Exxon Mobil has a moral and fiduciary responsibility to shareholders not to commit War Crimes.
January 12, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Exxon Mobil has a moral and fiduciary responsibility to shareholders not to commit War Crimes.
The generals put the boot into King Donald the Mad's invasion dream.
https://deanblundell.substack.com/p/breaking-trumps-top-military-commanders
https://deanblundell.substack.com/p/breaking-trumps-top-military-commanders
BREAKING: Trump's Top Military Commanders Refusing To Entertain Greenland Invasion Plans
"You Canβt Be Serious:: It's not happening without congressional approval"
deanblundell.substack.com
January 12, 2026 at 9:03 PM
The generals put the boot into King Donald the Mad's invasion dream.
https://deanblundell.substack.com/p/breaking-trumps-top-military-commanders
https://deanblundell.substack.com/p/breaking-trumps-top-military-commanders
Didn't someone offer to give King Donald the Mad their Purple Heart? He wasn't entitled to that either, and it meant nothing too.
https://nationalzero.com/2026/01/12/nobel-peace-prize-handover-ceremony-scheduled-for-thursday/
https://nationalzero.com/2026/01/12/nobel-peace-prize-handover-ceremony-scheduled-for-thursday/
Nobel Peace Prize handover ceremony scheduled for Thursday - National Zero
A White House source tells CNNβs Alayna Treene that Venezuelan opposition leader Maria Corina Machadoβs big sit-down with convicted felon President Trump will happen Thursday. Nothing about the Nobel ...
nationalzero.com
January 12, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Didn't someone offer to give King Donald the Mad their Purple Heart? He wasn't entitled to that either, and it meant nothing too.
https://nationalzero.com/2026/01/12/nobel-peace-prize-handover-ceremony-scheduled-for-thursday/
https://nationalzero.com/2026/01/12/nobel-peace-prize-handover-ceremony-scheduled-for-thursday/
Fartrage and Zahawi. Truly a match made in heaven.
Deform, the party of unified people.
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/jan/12/nigel-farage-nadhim-zahawi-social-media-posts-reveal-history-of-enmity
Deform, the party of unified people.
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/jan/12/nigel-farage-nadhim-zahawi-social-media-posts-reveal-history-of-enmity
Nigel Farage and Nadhim Zahawiβs social media posts reveal history of enmity
Reform UKβs newest recruit said in 2015 he would be frightened to live in a Britain run by Farage
www.theguardian.com
January 12, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Fartrage and Zahawi. Truly a match made in heaven.
Deform, the party of unified people.
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/jan/12/nigel-farage-nadhim-zahawi-social-media-posts-reveal-history-of-enmity
Deform, the party of unified people.
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/jan/12/nigel-farage-nadhim-zahawi-social-media-posts-reveal-history-of-enmity
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That his dementia is progressing even faster than before.
January 12, 2026 at 8:14 PM
That his dementia is progressing even faster than before.
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Don't give them that out.
They're not nuts, they're fucking evil by choice.
They're not nuts, they're fucking evil by choice.
January 12, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Don't give them that out.
They're not nuts, they're fucking evil by choice.
They're not nuts, they're fucking evil by choice.
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Didn't he say the same thing about Coke about 10 months ago?
January 12, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Didn't he say the same thing about Coke about 10 months ago?
King Donald the Mad taking care of business.
January 12, 2026 at 8:14 PM
King Donald the Mad taking care of business.
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This Nazi thug is running for governor in California.
He's the Nazi who posted a photo of himself at the entrance of Auschwitz saying it's the solution to homelessness in California.
He also called the death camp a βbeautiful work camp.β
Plus...
He's the Nazi who posted a photo of himself at the entrance of Auschwitz saying it's the solution to homelessness in California.
He also called the death camp a βbeautiful work camp.β
Plus...
Pro-Auschwitz Republican flips to Democrat in bid to win after California redistricting
A Republican candidate for governor in California will instead run for Congress as a Democrat despite floating Auschwitz, the infamous Nazi concentration camp, as an "unemployment plan."In paperwork f...
www.rawstory.com
January 12, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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Exxon Mobil told King Donald the Mad that they weren't interested in drilling in Venezuela,so he told them he wouldn't LET them drill for oil in Venezuela.
What a petulant toddler he is.
What a petulant toddler he is.
January 12, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Exxon Mobil told King Donald the Mad that they weren't interested in drilling in Venezuela,so he told them he wouldn't LET them drill for oil in Venezuela.
What a petulant toddler he is.
What a petulant toddler he is.
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I just listened to a story of abuse where one of Trumps victims nearly killed him, and it made me so excited for his actual death. If you've yet to hear this audio yet. Go listen. The story of Trump getting a wooden tent peg kicked up his ass made my fucking YEAR!
January 12, 2026 at 7:41 PM
I just listened to a story of abuse where one of Trumps victims nearly killed him, and it made me so excited for his actual death. If you've yet to hear this audio yet. Go listen. The story of Trump getting a wooden tent peg kicked up his ass made my fucking YEAR!
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An IQ assessment should be part of any election before voting! These people have little self-awareness and even less critical thinking!
January 12, 2026 at 6:51 PM
An IQ assessment should be part of any election before voting! These people have little self-awareness and even less critical thinking!
It's more about why he'd repost it now?
January 12, 2026 at 7:01 PM
It's more about why he'd repost it now?
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it was worse than that π’
![In April 2016, an anonymous woman using the pseudonym "Katie Johnson" filed a lawsuit in California accusing both Trump and Jeffrey Epstein of forcibly raping her when she was 13 years old at underage sex parties at Epstein's Manhattan residence in 1994.[52][53] The case was dismissed the following month. A second version of the lawsuit was filed in New York in June by the same woman as "Jane Doe" claiming to have been raped and sexually assaulted by the pair at four 1994 parties when she was 13.[54][55] The lawsuit was refiled in September,[56] and on November 2, Doe was scheduled to appear at a press conference at the office of Lisa Bloom before abruptly canceling; Bloom said Jane Doe had received multiple threats.[57][58]
"I loudly pleaded with Defendant Trump to stop, but he did not," Jane Doe wrote in a formal declaration accompanying her recent suits. "Defendant Trump responded to my pleas by violently striking me in the face with his open hand and screaming that he would do whatever he wanted. ... Immediately following this rape, Defendant Trump threatened me that, were I ever to reveal any of the details of Defendant Trump's sexual and physical abuse of me, my family and I would be physically harmed if not killed."[55]
The lawsuit was withdrawn two days later.[59]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:i6dlyjgfyj5gpzcjqrpz4haf/bafkreicj64yewssa3hrqxjawjq5mhy6qwdau7gcby7xv5twdnq6hxwt2pa@jpeg)
January 12, 2026 at 6:56 PM
it was worse than that π’
Surely, an IQ assessment should be part of the driving test.
It's a German BMW.
It's a German BMW.
January 12, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Surely, an IQ assessment should be part of the driving test.
It's a German BMW.
It's a German BMW.
The White House is now claiming King Donald the Mad did NOT ask DOJ to investigate Fed Chair Jerome Powell.
Either, the markets signalled that any such prosecution was a very bad idea OR they're trying to cover up the fact that he DID ask while in some sort of a fugue state.
Either works.
Either, the markets signalled that any such prosecution was a very bad idea OR they're trying to cover up the fact that he DID ask while in some sort of a fugue state.
Either works.
January 12, 2026 at 6:33 PM
The White House is now claiming King Donald the Mad did NOT ask DOJ to investigate Fed Chair Jerome Powell.
Either, the markets signalled that any such prosecution was a very bad idea OR they're trying to cover up the fact that he DID ask while in some sort of a fugue state.
Either works.
Either, the markets signalled that any such prosecution was a very bad idea OR they're trying to cover up the fact that he DID ask while in some sort of a fugue state.
Either works.
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The last time I saw my grandmother she looked out the window of her nursing home and starting complaining about the neighbor out there putting up a fence. This had happened 50 years earlier.
January 12, 2026 at 6:14 PM
The last time I saw my grandmother she looked out the window of her nursing home and starting complaining about the neighbor out there putting up a fence. This had happened 50 years earlier.
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Trump went to the east window while meeting with the oil CEOs and admired his non-existent ballroom. He talked about how beautiful it was. If that's not a dementia patient I don't know what is.
January 12, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Trump went to the east window while meeting with the oil CEOs and admired his non-existent ballroom. He talked about how beautiful it was. If that's not a dementia patient I don't know what is.