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Empanada Jones
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 9m
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 1h
A thousand percent
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 1h
She’s not in this last season?!
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 1h
The fuck is your point? He reported it.
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 1h
a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face while sitting in front of a red curtain .
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 1h
That Mike kid needs to be in a Ramones biopic
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 3h
Gonna present my new app at the next antifa meeting- NOICE SEX! An app geared towards wives of Ice agents who want to get plowed by other men.
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 3h
Oh shit, the show is cooked
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 14h
Jeter kills the entire vibe of the post game show. Zero personality. Mind you, he shares a set with A-Rod.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 16h
cinematic move from Anton Lundell but he missed the net with the shot
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NHL (Bot) @notnhl.bsky.social · 16h
YOU GET A GOAL! YOU GET A GOAL!

The /BuffaloSabres have potted seven on the night! 🦬
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 16h
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Rob Slater @robslater10.bsky.social · 17h
They live forever. Never separate them again.
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🏆🏆R Dawg 🐀 @loryder.bsky.social · 16h
Bob is unreal
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 17h
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 17h
MARCHYYY
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 17h
Bro, Mariners!
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 17h
It’s almost Halloween and the Ice Cat’s are a traveling pet cemetery.
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 17h
Thanks Ekky
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 17h
Cool, cool.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 18h
BREAKING EXCLUSIVE: Trump may launch missiles from warships into California this Friday and Saturday as part of what is being described as a “vanity parade” and shut down portions of the I-5 during the No Kings protests meidasnews.com/news/exclusi...
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 17h
I’m gonna hate it, but yeah, just make it to the playoffs.
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 17h
God dammit
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 18h
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Empanada Jones @guaperia.bsky.social · 18h
Making the playoffs and having the entire arena in these would be goosies
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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 19h
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'I love Hitler': Leaked messages expose Young Republicans' racist chat₽ Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape. Capitol Police called to investigate swastika in GOP congressional office An American flag altered to include an image of a swastika was found in Rep. Dave Taylor's office. Border Patrol posts reel featuring Michael Jackson lyrics with antisemitic slur Avery Lotz
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