Fucking LOVE those jerseys
November 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Fucking LOVE those jerseys
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CALL THE FUCING HOLDDDDD
November 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
CALL THE FUCING HOLDDDDD
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Love how the Canes keep calling QB draws and trick plays for the most unathletic quarterback in program history
November 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Love how the Canes keep calling QB draws and trick plays for the most unathletic quarterback in program history
Was really hoping Leeds would hold
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November 29, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Was really hoping Leeds would hold
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This is an excellent piece. I also wanna give a shout out to Rupert Everett because George is a real one.
we’ve add a new thing at GOOD MOVIE and i’m very excited about it
we commission a pop culture critic to write an essay about one specific character from one specific movie
it’s called Character Study
first up: Jules from My Best Friend’s Wedding goodmovie.substack.com/p/character-...
we commission a pop culture critic to write an essay about one specific character from one specific movie
it’s called Character Study
first up: Jules from My Best Friend’s Wedding goodmovie.substack.com/p/character-...
Character Study: Jules from My Best Friend’s Wedding
Julia Roberts is not like the other girls
goodmovie.substack.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
This is an excellent piece. I also wanna give a shout out to Rupert Everett because George is a real one.
Best. Sleep. Ever. Time to be an absolutely fat shit and have leftovers for breakfast
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November 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Best. Sleep. Ever. Time to be an absolutely fat shit and have leftovers for breakfast
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Can’t… stop…
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November 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Can’t… stop…
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Currently beasting on plate #2
November 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Currently beasting on plate #2
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
Happy Thanksgiving y’all!
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November 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Happy Thanksgiving y’all!
Finally got service- wrapped up my annual thanksgiving breakfast in the glades. I’ll have some pictures for y’all later
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Finally got service- wrapped up my annual thanksgiving breakfast in the glades. I’ll have some pictures for y’all later
High as hell, flipping through Heat, Panthers, and a Jackie Chan flick
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November 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
High as hell, flipping through Heat, Panthers, and a Jackie Chan flick
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Explain the NBA Cup to me like I'm 5
November 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Explain the NBA Cup to me like I'm 5
Both with a CL dub under their belt- the battle for London will be nuts this Sunday @spazzzy.bsky.social apologies for anything I may type, regarding Arsenal
November 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Both with a CL dub under their belt- the battle for London will be nuts this Sunday @spazzzy.bsky.social apologies for anything I may type, regarding Arsenal
JD Vance is like if god reanimated a long wet fart into a terrestrial being.
who actually likes electricity? raise your hand. haha, i see a joker back there. but ask yourself: how many times do you turn on the light in morning, just for fun? what about the afternoon. never, right? and why are you staying up so late? our forefathers tucked themselves in at 6pm like god inten—
November 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
JD Vance is like if god reanimated a long wet fart into a terrestrial being.
Finished with work- let the all-you-can-eat long weekend begin
November 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Finished with work- let the all-you-can-eat long weekend begin
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
😭😭😭
I only eat eggs Benepussy
November 26, 2025 at 1:17 PM
😭😭😭
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Justin Sourdif is 23 years old and played his 27th NHL game last night. He did it as the Caps' second line center, with two assists while defending the Blue Jackets' top line.
"We just overlook it and go, ‘Oh, okay, that’s normal.’ But that’s not normal."
www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2025/...
"We just overlook it and go, ‘Oh, okay, that’s normal.’ But that’s not normal."
www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2025/...
‘That’s not normal’: Justin Sourdif is on a meteoric rise with the Caps
With poise and skill beyond his years, the Capitals’ ‘other’ rookie is earning attention.
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November 25, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Justin Sourdif is 23 years old and played his 27th NHL game last night. He did it as the Caps' second line center, with two assists while defending the Blue Jackets' top line.
"We just overlook it and go, ‘Oh, okay, that’s normal.’ But that’s not normal."
www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2025/...
"We just overlook it and go, ‘Oh, okay, that’s normal.’ But that’s not normal."
www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2025/...
UP THE CHELS, BABYYYY!!!
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November 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
UP THE CHELS, BABYYYY!!!
THATS A GOAL YOU FUCKING WHORE
November 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
THATS A GOAL YOU FUCKING WHORE
Netooo wooo so close baby
November 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Netooo wooo so close baby