🏆🏆 Ms. Mambo 🐀
@msmambo.bsky.social
Saskatchewan girl living in Floriduh. Expert IKEA assembler and Florida Panthers enjoyer. I am a Kitchen Fairy. Trying to remember where I put the spare car key.
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Y2K IS FINALLY HAPPENING
Yahoo and AOL are down
Yahoo and AOL are down
www.independent.co.uk
January 21, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Y2K IS FINALLY HAPPENING
Heat with a 13 point lead going into halftime.
Prepare thy butthole, the Turd Quarter™️ is coming soon.
Prepare thy butthole, the Turd Quarter™️ is coming soon.
January 21, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Heat with a 13 point lead going into halftime.
Prepare thy butthole, the Turd Quarter™️ is coming soon.
Prepare thy butthole, the Turd Quarter™️ is coming soon.
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Dunleavy always was a pretty good shooter.
January 21, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Dunleavy always was a pretty good shooter.
itskvcey on Instagram: "A savory snack 🫒"
A savory snack 🫒
www.instagram.com
January 21, 2026 at 2:50 AM
This. Especially the last sentence.
WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE EVER TAKE THE SIDE OF THE OWNERS??? ARE YOU GOING TO GAMES TO WATCH OWNERS OWN THEIR TEAM WHILE YOU OVERPAY FOR SHITTY BEER???
WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE EVER TAKE THE SIDE OF THE OWNERS??? ARE YOU GOING TO GAMES TO WATCH OWNERS OWN THEIR TEAM WHILE YOU OVERPAY FOR SHITTY BEER???
Seeing people instantly turn on Quinn Hughes for wanting a better owner to play for when they should be focusing their energy on Aquilini for how mediocre the team has gotten under his watch is just strange.
Weird that owners don't get nearly as much shit as players that don't want to play for them
Weird that owners don't get nearly as much shit as players that don't want to play for them
January 21, 2026 at 2:38 AM
This. Especially the last sentence.
WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE EVER TAKE THE SIDE OF THE OWNERS??? ARE YOU GOING TO GAMES TO WATCH OWNERS OWN THEIR TEAM WHILE YOU OVERPAY FOR SHITTY BEER???
WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE EVER TAKE THE SIDE OF THE OWNERS??? ARE YOU GOING TO GAMES TO WATCH OWNERS OWN THEIR TEAM WHILE YOU OVERPAY FOR SHITTY BEER???
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This is Chloe. She doesn't understand why she can't have any of your Chinese food. Brought over a clean plate and everything. 13/10 (TT: morgansieberrr)
January 21, 2026 at 12:11 AM
This is Chloe. She doesn't understand why she can't have any of your Chinese food. Brought over a clean plate and everything. 13/10 (TT: morgansieberrr)
If your child says this to another child, YOU are a piece of shit. Because we all know where your child learned this.
I have no words for this:
“The goalkeeper told me I’m an illegal immigrant even though I was born in America, and he said Trump was gonna get me and send me back.”
How is destroying the spirit of our children making this country great?
Who will repair their trauma when this is over?
Sickening.
“The goalkeeper told me I’m an illegal immigrant even though I was born in America, and he said Trump was gonna get me and send me back.”
How is destroying the spirit of our children making this country great?
Who will repair their trauma when this is over?
Sickening.
January 21, 2026 at 12:29 AM
If your child says this to another child, YOU are a piece of shit. Because we all know where your child learned this.
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Lmaooo my wife saw this and said : Wait so milk turns you into bitch who can't swim
"Drink whole milk, you'll come in 5th place" is an incredible ad campaign.
January 20, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Lmaooo my wife saw this and said : Wait so milk turns you into bitch who can't swim
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It’s Penguin Awareness Day which seems like a great excuse to post the greatest ever Wikipedia edit.
January 20, 2026 at 9:37 AM
It’s Penguin Awareness Day which seems like a great excuse to post the greatest ever Wikipedia edit.
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What a weird night. Absolutely no sports on at all except for a goalie fight.
January 20, 2026 at 4:20 AM
What a weird night. Absolutely no sports on at all except for a goalie fight.
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Alright time to watch the Heat game
January 20, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Alright time to watch the Heat game
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Mario not going for that 4th down before the half has me even more mad now.
January 20, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Mario not going for that 4th down before the half has me even more mad now.
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lol, the “I don’t get any engagement here” guy is going on a blocking spree because he got too much engagement
January 20, 2026 at 2:45 AM
lol, the “I don’t get any engagement here” guy is going on a blocking spree because he got too much engagement
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This > College Football Championship
We have a goalie fight!
Sergei Bobrovsky skates all the way down to challenge Alex Nedeljkovic (h/t @msmambo.bsky.social)
Sergei Bobrovsky skates all the way down to challenge Alex Nedeljkovic (h/t @msmambo.bsky.social)
January 20, 2026 at 1:27 AM
This > College Football Championship
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It's awesome that's everyone else stopped to watch the goalies
January 20, 2026 at 1:21 AM
It's awesome that's everyone else stopped to watch the goalies
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We have a goalie fight!
Sergei Bobrovsky skates all the way down to challenge Alex Nedeljkovic (h/t @msmambo.bsky.social)
Sergei Bobrovsky skates all the way down to challenge Alex Nedeljkovic (h/t @msmambo.bsky.social)
January 20, 2026 at 1:17 AM
We have a goalie fight!
Sergei Bobrovsky skates all the way down to challenge Alex Nedeljkovic (h/t @msmambo.bsky.social)
Sergei Bobrovsky skates all the way down to challenge Alex Nedeljkovic (h/t @msmambo.bsky.social)
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Fucking zebra can't even make the call because the crowd is drowning him out yelling Bobby Bobby
January 20, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Fucking zebra can't even make the call because the crowd is drowning him out yelling Bobby Bobby
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I just saw the greatest goddamn thing in the world Bob fucking rushed down to get into Tendy fight and dropped some muthafukin bombs!!!!
January 20, 2026 at 1:12 AM
I just saw the greatest goddamn thing in the world Bob fucking rushed down to get into Tendy fight and dropped some muthafukin bombs!!!!