🏆🏆 Ms. Mambo 🐀
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Saskatchewan girl living in Floriduh. Expert IKEA assembler and Florida Panthers enjoyer. I am a Kitchen Fairy. Trying to remember where I put the spare car key.
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Sex workers have always, always, always been closer to walking in the footsteps of christ than cops.
I didn’t appreciate my grandma forcing me to read the bible (it sucks), but more christians probably should.
I didn’t appreciate my grandma forcing me to read the bible (it sucks), but more christians probably should.
Pastors working for ICE
Sex workers running mutual aid for immigrants
Which one looks more like Jesus???
Sex workers running mutual aid for immigrants
Which one looks more like Jesus???
January 22, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Sex workers have always, always, always been closer to walking in the footsteps of christ than cops.
I didn’t appreciate my grandma forcing me to read the bible (it sucks), but more christians probably should.
I didn’t appreciate my grandma forcing me to read the bible (it sucks), but more christians probably should.
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Marie-Philip Poulin in overtime. This is not a recording, it just seems like one. #PWHL
January 22, 2026 at 2:46 AM
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Just saw on KARE 11 that this boy was sent to a detainment facility in Texas and that his family didn't know his whereabouts for almost 24 hours.
This picture making the rounds on reddit, Columbia Heights. I'm not OK.
January 21, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Just saw on KARE 11 that this boy was sent to a detainment facility in Texas and that his family didn't know his whereabouts for almost 24 hours.
This is a photo of a person being tortured.
An observer arrested in Suth Minneapolis. Photo by Richard Tsong-Taatarii/The Minnesota Star Tribune
January 21, 2026 at 9:36 PM
This is a photo of a person being tortured.
Meet the new deal, same as the old deal. 😉
January 21, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Meet the new deal, same as the old deal. 😉
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Y2K IS FINALLY HAPPENING
Yahoo and AOL are down
Yahoo and AOL are down
www.independent.co.uk
January 21, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Y2K IS FINALLY HAPPENING
Heat with a 13 point lead going into halftime.
Prepare thy butthole, the Turd Quarter™️ is coming soon.
Prepare thy butthole, the Turd Quarter™️ is coming soon.
January 21, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Heat with a 13 point lead going into halftime.
Prepare thy butthole, the Turd Quarter™️ is coming soon.
Prepare thy butthole, the Turd Quarter™️ is coming soon.
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Dunleavy always was a pretty good shooter.
January 21, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Dunleavy always was a pretty good shooter.
itskvcey on Instagram: "A savory snack 🫒"
A savory snack 🫒
www.instagram.com
January 21, 2026 at 2:50 AM
This. Especially the last sentence.
WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE EVER TAKE THE SIDE OF THE OWNERS??? ARE YOU GOING TO GAMES TO WATCH OWNERS OWN THEIR TEAM WHILE YOU OVERPAY FOR SHITTY BEER???
WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE EVER TAKE THE SIDE OF THE OWNERS??? ARE YOU GOING TO GAMES TO WATCH OWNERS OWN THEIR TEAM WHILE YOU OVERPAY FOR SHITTY BEER???
Seeing people instantly turn on Quinn Hughes for wanting a better owner to play for when they should be focusing their energy on Aquilini for how mediocre the team has gotten under his watch is just strange.
Weird that owners don't get nearly as much shit as players that don't want to play for them
Weird that owners don't get nearly as much shit as players that don't want to play for them
January 21, 2026 at 2:38 AM
This. Especially the last sentence.
WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE EVER TAKE THE SIDE OF THE OWNERS??? ARE YOU GOING TO GAMES TO WATCH OWNERS OWN THEIR TEAM WHILE YOU OVERPAY FOR SHITTY BEER???
WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE EVER TAKE THE SIDE OF THE OWNERS??? ARE YOU GOING TO GAMES TO WATCH OWNERS OWN THEIR TEAM WHILE YOU OVERPAY FOR SHITTY BEER???
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This is Chloe. She doesn't understand why she can't have any of your Chinese food. Brought over a clean plate and everything. 13/10 (TT: morgansieberrr)
January 21, 2026 at 12:11 AM
This is Chloe. She doesn't understand why she can't have any of your Chinese food. Brought over a clean plate and everything. 13/10 (TT: morgansieberrr)
If your child says this to another child, YOU are a piece of shit. Because we all know where your child learned this.
I have no words for this:
“The goalkeeper told me I’m an illegal immigrant even though I was born in America, and he said Trump was gonna get me and send me back.”
How is destroying the spirit of our children making this country great?
Who will repair their trauma when this is over?
Sickening.
“The goalkeeper told me I’m an illegal immigrant even though I was born in America, and he said Trump was gonna get me and send me back.”
How is destroying the spirit of our children making this country great?
Who will repair their trauma when this is over?
Sickening.
January 21, 2026 at 12:29 AM
If your child says this to another child, YOU are a piece of shit. Because we all know where your child learned this.
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Lmaooo my wife saw this and said : Wait so milk turns you into bitch who can't swim
"Drink whole milk, you'll come in 5th place" is an incredible ad campaign.
January 20, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Lmaooo my wife saw this and said : Wait so milk turns you into bitch who can't swim
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It’s Penguin Awareness Day which seems like a great excuse to post the greatest ever Wikipedia edit.
January 20, 2026 at 9:37 AM
It’s Penguin Awareness Day which seems like a great excuse to post the greatest ever Wikipedia edit.