Ghoulnemer
@guynemer.bsky.social
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Doctorb. He/Him. Proud to be blocked by Peter Sagal.
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all these motherfuckers gonna be dead someday and no one will mourn them
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looks like targeting to me but it seems like it is entirely vibes-based
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woof, Chiles is down and I don't blame him
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the man never missed a field goal, seems fine to me
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shhhhhhhh

they're resting
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/checks score

Surely My Stupid Upset Pick Will Not Blow A Three Score Second Half Lead For The Second Week In A Row, he said, stupidly
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feels like it comes earlier every year
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is it Scott Frost Day already?
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Illinois, buddies, you're doing great

(got home just in time for the punt nonsense)

(and now whatever the hell that was)
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I AM UNTETHERED AND MY RAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS
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S&P is certainly not the end-all-be-all, but they have them ranked at 50ish. They gave up approximately one jillion points to Indiana.
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two things

Illinois does not have a good defense at all

One can hope that other conferences will be willing to call holding, because the B1G officials have completely turned offensive holding calls off
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the proper response is "13-10" imo

jmvho
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no that sounds perfect
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Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
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(this is mathematically incorrect but I am operating on three hours of sleep so shut up)
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oh no

not at all

pretty sure I can enlist Lemon, just in general principles

but I appreciate it
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considering the Tigers played 15 and a half innings of baseball last night

no
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blew a 15 game lead

lost in the 15th inning

gonna see that number in my mind's eye whenever I close my eyes
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Fewest runs they've scored in a full season since 1991, when they went 57-105
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The Guards couldn't hit for shit this year.