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ᴏɴᴇ ʜᴇᴇ-ʜᴇʟʟ ᴏꜰ ᴀ ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ/ʀᴘ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ! 𝑀𝒜𝐼𝒩𝐿𝒴 𝒮𝐹𝒲 𝑅𝒫! 𝐿𝐸𝒲𝒟 𝑅𝒫 𝒟𝒩𝐼 (𝒟𝒪 𝒩𝒪𝒯 𝐼𝒩𝒯𝐸𝑅𝒜𝒞𝒯)!

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𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · Feb 25

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𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 4h

{Oh... joy...}

{Can't wait to figure out the most convoluted way possible to try and get rid of copilot the second I see it...}

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 4h

{Thanks, glad to have someone like you to help out in times like this!}

{HOPEFULLY it keeps everything in tact after the upgrade, or I'm gonna cast Agidyne to my damn laptop.}

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 4h

{Bit of news because Windows hates me so much...}

{I might not be online much tomorrow due to me having to upgrade from 10 to 11... and this is because I NEVER got the extended security updates thing...}

{So, hopefully it doesn't brick my computer at all... hopefully...}

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 1d

🎃"AHAHAHA! YES! YESSSSS! I DID IT!!! HEE-HELL YEAH!!!"🎃

*He's hee-ing and ho-ing up a storm of laughter, already floating away to go and celebrate... he doesn't even care if Teddie makes it through this, just the fact this happened made the fairy happy enough as is..*

𝓜𝓻. 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝓢𝓾𝓲𝓽 @theteddiebear.bsky.social · 1d

“Wha- WHAAAAAAAAAA?!”

Too late. The bear got caught in it.

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 1d

🎃"Ho... I dunno, I just think RAGNAROK WILL SUIT YOU NICEL-HEE!"🎃

*WHY IS THE GROUND SHAKING!? WHY IS THE GROUND SHAKING!? TEDDIE! GET THE HELL OUTTA THERE!*

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 1d

*He glares with a stare that speaks a million words...*

🎃"...You hee-have ten seconds, start running..."🎃

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 1d

"Hmm, I don't think I will! How about a knuckle sandwich or a bear claw!"

>It misses by a wide margin

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 1d

🎃"Ho... I dunno, I just think RAGNAROK WILL SUIT YOU NICEL-HEE!"🎃

*WHY IS THE GROUND SHAKING!? WHY IS THE GROUND SHAKING!? TEDDIE! GET THE HELL OUTTA THERE!*

𝓜𝓻. 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝓢𝓾𝓲𝓽 @theteddiebear.bsky.social · 1d

“What do you mean?”

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 1d

🎃"...Was I supposed to be-hee scared? ho?"🎃

𝐀𝐝𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐬 /// 𝑳𝒐𝒄𝒌𝒆𝒅 𝒏' 𝑳𝒐𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒅. @cloakedpowder.bsky.social · 1d

".....boo."

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 1d

🎃"AWW! SUCH A TRAGED- Wait wait wait, hee-hold the phone...."🎃

*The fairy had to do a double take there... but it seems like that didn't help at all...*

🎃"Teddie, originall-hee I was just gonna cast Agidyne, but that ain't gonna cut it anymore now that you've basically told me that, ho..."🎃

𝓜𝓻. 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝓢𝓾𝓲𝓽 @theteddiebear.bsky.social · 1d

“I-I plead myself not guilty for stealing Yosuke’s magazines featuring hot older girls....”

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 1d

🎃"TOO LATE! HEE-HOW DO YOU PLEAD!? And do make it count..."🎃

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 1d

🎃"TOO LATE! HEE-HOW DO YOU PLEAD!? And do make it count..."🎃

𝓜𝓻. 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝓢𝓾𝓲𝓽 @theteddiebear.bsky.social · 1d

“NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-!”

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 1d

🎃"I'LL BURN YOU TO A HEE-HECKIN' CRISP!!!"🎃

*OH GOD GET OUTTA THERE TEDDIE!*

🎃"Ho, and tell Lucifer I said hi-ho when you enter hee-hell for me, ho-kay? Anyways, where were we? HO RIGHT! Your demise!"🎃