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"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 9h

Can we have other Teddie move in too!?

— / / 𝚈𝚘𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚊 ; 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊-𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗 🧡 @captressentiment.bsky.social · 9h

“ At least you don’t have to work with them, or even LIVE with them… “ 💧

ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇʀꜱ ᴠɪ - ᴋᴜᴊɪᴋᴀᴡᴀ @navigatoridol.bsky.social · 10h

“Y-yeah... I don’t think I’ll get some sleep from two Teddies.”

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 9h

I already took your paycheck!

Trust me, it was an emergency.

— / / 𝚈𝚘𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚊 ; 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊-𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗 🧡 @captressentiment.bsky.social · 9h

I will pay you to stop talking.

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 10h

Zero times two is still ZERO, boss!

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 9h

"I got a movie then! It's the best movie ever! It's got action, romance, cool fight scenes and it's all filmed on location! It's probably the most realistic movie ever made! Best one that ever WILL be made!"

YU NARUKAMI! @bigbrokingpin.bsky.social · 9h

'You-- want to have a nightmare? After all the stuff we've dealt with, I'm really shocked you've never had one...'

[He opens his master google doc on his phone and scrolls through all of the horror movies he owns.]

'I don't think I own the Jaws Series. Any alternate options, Teddie?'

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 9h

"Yeah! I heard there's a shark called the Greenland shark, and it has eaten BEARS! What else could be more terrifying?

>Enjoy sitting through Jaws the revenge, leader.

I wanna have a nightmare! I've never had one, and I wanna try it!

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 9h

"Yeah! I heard there's a shark called the Greenland shark, and it has eaten BEARS! What else could be more terrifying?

>Enjoy sitting through Jaws the revenge, leader.

I wanna have a nightmare! I've never had one, and I wanna try it!

YU NARUKAMI! @bigbrokingpin.bsky.social · 9h

'I can think of like 20 things scarier than a shark... but you want to watch Jaws? Like, the first one?'

[Don't imply that there's more, then you'd have to sit through like 5 more increasingly shittier movies.]

'But, what if they give you nightmares, Teddie?'

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 9h

"Actually! I wanna watch something beary scary! I wanna be so scared I scream! I heard there's a movie about some shark the CHOMPS people down! What could be scarier than a shark?"

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"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 9h

Does this mean one of us have to go away?

ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇʀꜱ ᴠɪ - ᴋᴜᴊɪᴋᴀᴡᴀ @navigatoridol.bsky.social · 10h

“I’m going to call this a night. Wake me up when the double Teddies is over...”

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 9h

"Actually! I wanna watch something beary scary! I wanna be so scared I scream! I heard there's a movie about some shark the CHOMPS people down! What could be scarier than a shark?"

YU NARUKAMI! @bigbrokingpin.bsky.social · 10h

[A smile, albeit it was clear he was worried about Yosuke's audial health there for a second.]

'Thank you, Teddie. I'm glad to hear that. But... Oh, that reminds me. Didja wanna do something cool for Halloween this year?'

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 10h

[He might not be the smartest, but he still has his heart in the right place. ]

"And we're here for you forever and ever! And then we'll still be around!"

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 10h

[He might not be the smartest, but he still has his heart in the right place. ]

"And we're here for you forever and ever! And then we'll still be around!"

YU NARUKAMI! @bigbrokingpin.bsky.social · 10h

'No, being deaf isn't really a good thing, Teddie. It's not lonely, I have you and Yosuke and the team, remember?'

[It's insane that they're having this conversation, but I guess it makes sense, considering Teddie's naive nature.]

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 10h

Doesn't it get lonely? Wouldn't you like more deaf people?

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 10h

"I snagged one of Yosuke's comics! Look at this bear-dacious babe!"

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"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 10h

Doesn't it get lonely? Wouldn't you like more deaf people?

YU NARUKAMI! @bigbrokingpin.bsky.social · 10h

'. . . Teddie, if you do that, you might make Yosuke deaf too.'

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 10h

Don't worry senpai! I'll be sure to blast the music twice as loud so Yosuke can enjoy it for the both of you!

[Giant thumbs up!]

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 10h

We gotta pop this bad boy in ASAP!

I got something cool to show you, too!

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 10h

Don't worry senpai! I'll be sure to blast the music twice as loud so Yosuke can enjoy it for the both of you!

[Giant thumbs up!]

YU NARUKAMI! @bigbrokingpin.bsky.social · 10h

[Quickly signing.]

'Nope. Sorry, Teddie. Even if it did, it'd be pointless since I can't hear music too well.'

[A pat to the bear's head.]

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 10h

Does your implant have Bluetooth?

Does that mean I can play my music on it?

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 10h

The skin tight clothing, the curves, that beautiful pose!

This belongs in a museum! She's beautiful!

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 10h

Does your implant have Bluetooth?

Does that mean I can play my music on it?

YU NARUKAMI! @bigbrokingpin.bsky.social · 10h

[Watching the Teddies' interaction. . . Tuning cochlear implant to keep an ear on them as well.]

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 10h

"I stole a DS from Junes! Have you played Mario kart? Yosuke SUCKS at it!"

𝓜𝓻. 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝓢𝓾𝓲𝓽 @theteddiebear.bsky.social · 10h

“Don’t we all? Anyway, have you ever heard about a... video game console?”

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 10h

"Oh boy! I love surprises! Or we love surprises?"

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 10h

"Oh boy! I love surprises! Or we love surprises?"

𝓜𝓻. 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝓢𝓾𝓲𝓽 @theteddiebear.bsky.social · 10h

“Don’t worry, other me. I have something the both of us will enjoy.”

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 10h

"Yosuke hid his girly magazines! Where am I gonna see my cute French maids now? He even hid the nurse magazine!"

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 10h

"Yosuke hid his girly magazines! Where am I gonna see my cute French maids now? He even hid the nurse magazine!"

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 10h

"I knew I was handsome but WOW! It's bear-riffic!"

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 10h

And for the record, Hee Ho is bear-ly even a catch phrase!

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 11h

🧊"Ho god, there's TWO OF THEM!?"🧊

🎃"Double the Teddies, double the depression, ho... fetch me the alcohol again..."🎃

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 10h

Isn't it amazing!

Majjy @mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · 10h

“…Two of you? Oh great.”

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 10h

We're just really good at our job we did it so fast! Not our fault!

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 10h

We're just really good at our job we did it so fast! Not our fault!

Majjy @mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · 10h

“Wrong month!”

𝓜𝓻. 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝓢𝓾𝓲𝓽 @theteddiebear.bsky.social · 10h

“HEY! What was that for?!”

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 10h

Zero times two is still ZERO, boss!

— / / 𝚈𝚘𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚊 ; 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊-𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗 🧡 @captressentiment.bsky.social · 10h

If there’s two TEDDIES, then that should mean they’ll get their job done TWICE as fast

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 10h

Follow my other account, too!

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"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 11h

They're gone, beary far away! Fled in terror because Yosuke scared them!

𝓜𝓻. 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝓢𝓾𝓲𝓽 @theteddiebear.bsky.social · 11h

“Hoes?! Where?”

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 11h

Yosuke Kun, you're scaring the hoes!

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 11h

Yosuke Kun, you're scaring the hoes!

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