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queer nonbinary trans man • he/him • NSFW 🔞 • lab rat • pretty boy • blm | acab | land back | punch nazis • fat, gay, & in the way since 1986 • Durham, NC • 🗨 Discord/Telegram: @HarleighDog • extra NSFW: thefuckmutt.bsky.social

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Service Hellhound 🔜 MFF @harleighdog.bsky.social · 10m

she was aghast when I told her I grew up with just salt, pepper, and garlic powder

the garlic powder was for when dad made burgers (that looked like hockey pucks) and the canister of salt was so old it didn't have a barcode, it had a price sticker on it and was probably 20+ yrs old when it ran out

Service Hellhound 🔜 MFF @harleighdog.bsky.social · 14m

I think I just ruined a hispanic coworker's day by confirming that no, it is not just a joke that white people don't season their food and she got SO upset

she just kept whispering, "I feel so bad for white kids 😨"

I told her I didn't learn how to season my food til my 20s, she was horrified 💀

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Service Hellhound 🔜 MFF @harleighdog.bsky.social · 20m

gotta love it when different parts of my brain have very different opinions about when to shower

the autism decides my skin feels INCORRECT and needs to be scrubbed off RIGHT NOW, the depression can't be fucked to shower at all, and the ADHD is convinced I JUST took a shower bc time is fake 🤷🏼‍♂️

Service Hellhound 🔜 MFF @harleighdog.bsky.social · 55m

Being told I'm tall always makes my day, so I get it 😌✨️

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Service Hellhound 🔜 MFF @harleighdog.bsky.social · 3h

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Riley Black 🦕 🏳️‍⚧️ @restingdinoface.bsky.social · 4h

There are no carnivorous plants big enough to eat you, and there’s a good reason for that. Check out this piece I wrote for Smithsonian Magazine to learn why. 🌱

Riley Black 🦕 🏳️‍⚧️ @restingdinoface.bsky.social · 1d

It's part of why I wrote this piece, dipping into some of the pop culture aspects to highlight why carnivorous plants grow where they do. Amazing plants.

Carnivorous Plants Have Been Trapping Animals for Millions of Years. So Why Have They Never Grown Larger?

Plants that feed on meat and animal droppings have evolved at least ten times through evolutionary history

www.smithsonianmag.com

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Mx Morgan @mxmorgan.com · 4h

I'll be visiting family in California for a week, but will keep the shop open during that time. Orders will go out week of the 20th!

Also added a mystery pin option for my fellow indecisive pals out there 👍

Mx Morgan @mxmorgan.com · 12d

Dropped prices on a few originals, and also added a small batch of Prehistoric Pins to the ko-fi shop:

ko-fi.com/s/803767b1bd

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Service Hellhound 🔜 MFF @harleighdog.bsky.social · 4h

bless u 🥲🥚🥚🥚

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Service Hellhound 🔜 MFF @harleighdog.bsky.social · 4h

That's the one I was hoping was in the set of 5! 😂😅 Might do myself a set of M ×3, L ×1, and XL ×1, it'll depend on my budget 😩

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Service Hellhound 🔜 MFF @harleighdog.bsky.social · 4h

Ahh, thank you! I'm a bit of a size monarch, so I'll probably need to build my own set c_c; But the price for that set of eggs is still incredibly tempting! 😍💛

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Service Hellhound 🔜 MFF @harleighdog.bsky.social · 5h

I was actually wondering, for the set of five eggs that you offer, which sizes in what quantities are included? 👀✨️

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Service Hellhound 🔜 MFF @harleighdog.bsky.social · 5h

I DID put in a lot of overtime this week 🤔🤔🤔 I deserve a lil treato

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Service Hellhound 🔜 MFF @harleighdog.bsky.social · 6h

*makes grabby hands at the glowy eggs* NEED NEED NEED

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Service Hellhound 🔜 MFF @harleighdog.bsky.social · 6h

If you need backup, I got you

Service Hellhound 🔜 MFF @harleighdog.bsky.social · 20h

I just finished pulling apart a rotisserie chicken for next week's lunches, which turns Flash into a feral goblin 😅

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Mhuyo @mhuyo.bsky.social · Aug 31

english isn't my mother language

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Service Hellhound 🔜 MFF @harleighdog.bsky.social · 20h

Every time we're in the kitchen, there are the cats, demanding their tribute of the treats on the top of the fridge.

Arya sits so pretty and politely and /screams/, which summons Flash, because what else could we possibly be in the kitchen for???

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Service Hellhound 🔜 MFF @harleighdog.bsky.social · 21h

One day! 😩😤

Service Hellhound 🔜 MFF @harleighdog.bsky.social · 22h

...WHY is this weekend my work rotation? 😭😭😭

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Riley Black 🦕 🏳️‍⚧️ @restingdinoface.bsky.social · 1d

If you've been curious about When the Earth Was Green, you can read a sample over at Smithsonian. It's about an unlucky bug caught in goop and how oozing trees helped make the fossil record.

How a Fragile Insect Living 100 Million Years Ago Becomes a Fossil

A bug, a dinosaur and a tree intersect, creating the perfect conditions for resin to capture a moment in time

www.smithsonianmag.com

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Big Dyke Energy (GFM in pinned) @azurebitch.bsky.social · 1d

Carney's a fucking coward and I hope he gets screamed at by queers everywhere he goes

Assigned Media @assignedmedia.org · 1d

Trump crudely mocks transgender people in front of Canadian Prime Minister, one of whose children is nonbinary. Keep it classy, America. @rikiwilchins.bsky.social

Donald Trump mocks transgender people in Oval Office meeting with Canadian PM, whose child is nonbinary

Mark Carney sat silently as the U.S. president went on an anti-trans diatribe.

www.advocate.com

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Kousen @kousenzephyr.bsky.social · Apr 4

The 2025 experience

Screenshot from Castlevania Season 3.

Alucard sits alone with a cup of white wine and a meal of fish and garlic.

The quote reads: "Oh, my God. I am losing my mind."

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Service Hellhound 🔜 MFF @harleighdog.bsky.social · 1d

staying for third shift and doing a double because why not 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Riley Black 🦕 🏳️‍⚧️ @restingdinoface.bsky.social · 2d

Often imitated, never duplicated, check out my award-winning, bestselling book The Last Days of the Dinosaurs if you haven't already. Paperback, ebook, audiobook, take your pick.

The Last Days of the Dinosaurs: An Asteroid, Extinction, and the Beginning of Our World

An Asteroid, Extinction, and the Beginning of Our World

bookshop.org

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Service Hellhound 🔜 MFF @harleighdog.bsky.social · 2d

using The Human Centipede to explain how gen AI works is quite possibly the most apt metaphor I have heard thus far 💀💀💀

Minevera MacDougal▶️MFF @minmacdougal.bsky.social · 2d

And she had to reference The Human Centipede to explain the genAI process. If that isn't a proper metaphor I don't know what is.

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