Big Dyke Energy (GFM in pinned)
@azurebitch.bsky.social
She/her(/it but only if you're chill). Trans autistic wolfdyke. White. Hugo-nominated author, poet, gamer, statistician, bitch with teeth.
💙 In girlfriends with @skybun.bsky.social and @cwill.net
18+ to follow.
Ontario.
Writing: AzureCanis.itch.io
💙 In girlfriends with @skybun.bsky.social and @cwill.net
18+ to follow.
Ontario.
Writing: AzureCanis.itch.io
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I know this time of year is tight for people but I am going to make some last pushes.
I've paid my 3k USD deposit for FFS and have gotten my dates for late January. Insurance has told me they won't cover any of the 26k USD (excl flights & food). It's a lot of debt.
www.gofundme.com/f/help-blue-...
I've paid my 3k USD deposit for FFS and have gotten my dates for late January. Insurance has told me they won't cover any of the 26k USD (excl flights & food). It's a lot of debt.
www.gofundme.com/f/help-blue-...
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found this in my files while drawing the last thign with these two uhhh so here
December 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
found this in my files while drawing the last thign with these two uhhh so here
Chapter 10 down. Almost to 50k words.
Just a few more chapters to go.
Just a few more chapters to go.
December 9, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Chapter 10 down. Almost to 50k words.
Just a few more chapters to go.
Just a few more chapters to go.
Tired: lost my grip
Wired: hand't
Wired: hand't
My copy of Pages autocorrecting "hadn't" to "hand't" while I'm trying to write a novel is my version of the Telltale Heart driving me mad
(I've made it stop doing that, I don't need fixes!)
(I've made it stop doing that, I don't need fixes!)
December 9, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Tired: lost my grip
Wired: hand't
Wired: hand't
When I put on my Normalsona for work
December 9, 2025 at 2:56 PM
When I put on my Normalsona for work
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Bianca's werewolf dabloons...
December 9, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Bianca's werewolf dabloons...
My copy of Pages autocorrecting "hadn't" to "hand't" while I'm trying to write a novel is my version of the Telltale Heart driving me mad
(I've made it stop doing that, I don't need fixes!)
(I've made it stop doing that, I don't need fixes!)
December 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
My copy of Pages autocorrecting "hadn't" to "hand't" while I'm trying to write a novel is my version of the Telltale Heart driving me mad
(I've made it stop doing that, I don't need fixes!)
(I've made it stop doing that, I don't need fixes!)
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Her: [pulls out a flogger]
Me: [pulls out 2 Florentine style floggers]
Her: [pulls out a large paddle]
Me: [pulls out a rattan cane]
Her: ... I don't get the point of this scene
Me: [smirking] oh, this ain't a scene. It's a goddamned arms race
Me: [pulls out 2 Florentine style floggers]
Her: [pulls out a large paddle]
Me: [pulls out a rattan cane]
Her: ... I don't get the point of this scene
Me: [smirking] oh, this ain't a scene. It's a goddamned arms race
February 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Her: [pulls out a flogger]
Me: [pulls out 2 Florentine style floggers]
Her: [pulls out a large paddle]
Me: [pulls out a rattan cane]
Her: ... I don't get the point of this scene
Me: [smirking] oh, this ain't a scene. It's a goddamned arms race
Me: [pulls out 2 Florentine style floggers]
Her: [pulls out a large paddle]
Me: [pulls out a rattan cane]
Her: ... I don't get the point of this scene
Me: [smirking] oh, this ain't a scene. It's a goddamned arms race
Fuck. Finished listening to this and it's so good and also the ending & translator's note together almost made me cry.
Today's electrolysis listen will be more of Walking Practice, by Dolki Min. It's a deeply enjoyable piece on being an alien in the world (literally) with lots of good bits on gender and disability. And oh my gosh the audiobook narrator (Nicky Endres) is incredible.
December 8, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Fuck. Finished listening to this and it's so good and also the ending & translator's note together almost made me cry.
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So, what's your fantasy about me?
December 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
So, what's your fantasy about me?
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rouxls means business!
December 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
rouxls means business!
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❌ trad-wife
✅ trad-wolf
✅ trad-wolf
December 8, 2025 at 6:45 AM
❌ trad-wife
✅ trad-wolf
✅ trad-wolf
[Les Mis chorus voice]
At the end of the day you're another day older
Because time tends to move in a linear way
When you work or sleep or play
Then time goes on accordingly
And that's all this song is for, to try to convey
That that is how time works
At the end of the day you're another day older
Because time tends to move in a linear way
When you work or sleep or play
Then time goes on accordingly
And that's all this song is for, to try to convey
That that is how time works
December 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
[Les Mis chorus voice]
At the end of the day you're another day older
Because time tends to move in a linear way
When you work or sleep or play
Then time goes on accordingly
And that's all this song is for, to try to convey
That that is how time works
At the end of the day you're another day older
Because time tends to move in a linear way
When you work or sleep or play
Then time goes on accordingly
And that's all this song is for, to try to convey
That that is how time works
Got some pics of myself rock climbing and NGL very happy with how my leg muscles look in them
December 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Got some pics of myself rock climbing and NGL very happy with how my leg muscles look in them
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please enjoy brand new tingler HOW THE GRUNCH STOLE CHRIS'S ASS out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0G5PDW116/ or on tingleverse patreon www.patreon.com/posts/how-gr...
December 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
please enjoy brand new tingler HOW THE GRUNCH STOLE CHRIS'S ASS out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0G5PDW116/ or on tingleverse patreon www.patreon.com/posts/how-gr...
[Daniel Craig voice]
Ladies and gentlemen
The weekbegin
Ladies and gentlemen
The weekbegin
December 8, 2025 at 2:38 PM
[Daniel Craig voice]
Ladies and gentlemen
The weekbegin
Ladies and gentlemen
The weekbegin
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[nsfw, oc, sabine]
well well
well well
December 8, 2025 at 5:00 AM
[nsfw, oc, sabine]
well well
well well
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Another angle on Girlbeast Alexi from today's page
December 7, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Another angle on Girlbeast Alexi from today's page
Living in a home that has been subdivided into different units for renting is neat because if you're the one unit with the thermostat you get the landlord texting you saying that one of the other units is too hot or too cold
December 7, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Living in a home that has been subdivided into different units for renting is neat because if you're the one unit with the thermostat you get the landlord texting you saying that one of the other units is too hot or too cold
My process of writing a first draft is saying "This isn't anything, no one is going to want to read this" over and over while typing until I have a thing
December 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
My process of writing a first draft is saying "This isn't anything, no one is going to want to read this" over and over while typing until I have a thing
The hardest part of getting a vagina is that you have download the updates for it to a USB and plug that in once a year for the OS to keep working
December 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The hardest part of getting a vagina is that you have download the updates for it to a USB and plug that in once a year for the OS to keep working
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the butt of the joke.
December 7, 2025 at 3:31 PM
the butt of the joke.
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Once again, being in a burlesque show has reminded me that I am, in fact, hot
December 7, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Once again, being in a burlesque show has reminded me that I am, in fact, hot