Kris
@kriscritter.bsky.social
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Artist, non-binary, 36, polyam, Somerville, furry. | @adelair.cool💜 and @secretarywyatt.bsky.social 💙 | all pronouns ok | Commissions OPEN, DM to discuss! / Icon by Henrieke
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someone does keep calling and asking me if i want an extended warranty, but being on the phone makes me anxious so i just hang up and start dissociating
My Robot Girlfriend Comic in 4 panels. The first panel shows Remi and Fink snuggling sweetly. In the second, Remi has a sly look and says "I wanna void your warranty" while continuing to snuggle. Fink responds with "I don't have a warranty..." and looks confused. In the third panel, both are looking at each other confused. In the fourth panel, Fink, still confused, asks "Was that a joke?" Remi, staring up and thinking says "I don't remember. I think I was trying to be sexy?"
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Anthro but robot will always be so special to me man
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Sorry, but I see it
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Emirates airlines should do a crossover with labubu
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I guess it doesn't come up in baking often tbf
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Of course the gbbo judges have no clue what lao gan ma is
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Oh WOW! whats on top (black)? Brush pen, or more posca? It's so good
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"Black Posca Hare", ~4" x 7" posca paint pen on collage-primed reclaimed wood panel
This piece really is where I hit my stride during the art jam I did this time last year! I knew I was getting into something cool with these big abstracted shapes and interlocking mark-making.
Original sold.
A portrait of a black hare facing the viewer, rendered in paint pens. Shards of turquoise, orange, red and ivory peek through in the figure, and blocky white shapes carve out the hare's silhouette, sometimes cutting through it. Two different types of collaged paper show through behind the artwork.
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Cruella DeVille looking ass
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I thought I'd start with this little project that wasn't too bad except for the final match - I've been working on trying betas that take advantage of my longness, hence the toehook splits here instead of a big flag to handle the swing from matching!

(I could barely hold it though lmao)

#climbing
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One of the things I wanted to start doing re: posting more is sharing more of my climbing - it's hard to find time with the baby, but it's been the main pursuit I still cling to and I've stored up quite a few clips as I've taken improving more seriously!
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Wow, I've been writing my silly little fantasy series since 2017. I should finish it x__x
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Excellent -- That's great. We need to keep the baby's room cool at nights and we live in a third floor bedroom so it gets warm, so lots of annoying weather-change considerations. THANK YOU!
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Hey @weatherishappening.com Should we basically be taking our ACs out of our windows at this point ya think? :'D
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You too raye!!! ❤️ I love seeing your pumpkin posts
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Like OKAY????? bitch???? Katniss everdeen couldn't even do shit like that come on now
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"She was a skinny bitch. She was so unbelievably hungry that she was hunting in the woods. Oh, she hunted a doe AND HAULED IT ONTO HER SHOULDERS AND WALKED SEVERAL MILES HOME."
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Trust me, I love a good trashy romantasy as much as the next person

But it's like
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I'm listening to ACOTAR on audiobook

And unfortunately I don't think I'm going to like it
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Me and @boobun.com have been following each other on various platforms for like a decade and I just think that's nice LOL