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Kris

@kriscritter.bsky.social

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Artist, non-binary, 36, polyam, Somerville, furry. | @adelair.cool💜 and @secretarywyatt.bsky.social 💙 | all pronouns ok | Commissions OPEN, DM to discuss! / Icon by Henrieke

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Kris @kriscritter.bsky.social · 1h

Like OKAY????? bitch???? Katniss everdeen couldn't even do shit like that come on now

Kris @kriscritter.bsky.social · 1h

"She was a skinny bitch. She was so unbelievably hungry that she was hunting in the woods. Oh, she hunted a doe AND HAULED IT ONTO HER SHOULDERS AND WALKED SEVERAL MILES HOME."

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Kris @kriscritter.bsky.social · 1h

Trust me, I love a good trashy romantasy as much as the next person

But it's like

Kris @kriscritter.bsky.social · 1h

I'm listening to ACOTAR on audiobook

And unfortunately I don't think I'm going to like it

Kris @kriscritter.bsky.social · 2h

Me and @boobun.com have been following each other on various platforms for like a decade and I just think that's nice LOL

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Kris @kriscritter.bsky.social · 6h

aw thanks!

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freak on a leash @buppy.gay · 7h

some of my favorite bee art is stickers i've gotten from kris!! you owe it to yourself to trade your money for the work of their sinful gremlin hands

bee as the puppy from that one Tumblr post who's fallen asleep while using a banana as a pillow

tiny gremlin bunny!bee held up by her scruff

bunny!bee lying on her back with WASTED in big red GTA font as a caption covering most of her body

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Kris @kriscritter.bsky.social · 7h

HAHA

Kris @kriscritter.bsky.social · 7h

YAAAAAAAAAAA

Kris @kriscritter.bsky.social · 7h

Anyone want uhhhh a cheeky little telegram sticker commission or two? 35$ each, fill out via form! forms.gle/S2hdzeKDd8Q8...

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Kris @kriscritter.bsky.social · 10h

It's wet

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🌌🏳️‍⚧️cowsmic brownie🐄🌌 @nebulaeshapes.bsky.social · 1d

yeah big deal I can transition when I see a man twice my size who I want to get me pregnant too. fish aren't special 🙄

Cyberfunk5 @cyberfunk5.bsky.social · 1d

oh cool

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Kris @kriscritter.bsky.social · 10h

That's funny, I heard some guys singing this outside my window yesterday

Kris @kriscritter.bsky.social · 12h

Got my hair dyed again and I feel normal

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Kris @kriscritter.bsky.social · 12h

My comic accidentially made it back to me unknowingly in a group chat LMAO

Kris @kriscritter.bsky.social · 3d

This discourse is ancient history but the comic needed to be finished

Kris @kriscritter.bsky.social · 23h

Ofc ❤️❤️

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cat goat @onlyhoofs.club · Oct 20

i'm back to once again remind u that u can talk to fedi users with bsky.app/profile/ap.b... just follow @ap.brid.gy to set it up! and then you can follow @catgoat.meemu.org.ap.brid.gy and we can chat across federations C:

bsky.app

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Kris @kriscritter.bsky.social · 23h

I think about this all the time

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WEATHER IS HAPPENING @weatherishappening.com · 1d

/ HERE IT COMES
/ ITS ALMOST HERE
/ A WETTENING
/ W/ UP2 1 INCH FREE WATER FROM UR WEATHER LORDS
/ A KEWL DOWN
/ &
/ A UNDANKENING
/ W/ DEW PTS EXPECTED SOON IN THE 30S
/ PERFECT WEATHER 4 REPENTING 2 UR WEATHER LORDS IN
/ 2 STOP UR POWERS & OLIGARX FROM DESTRUXTING U & UR PLANET
/ REPENT

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Kris @kriscritter.bsky.social · 1d

He ran his first online print sale (pre orders) recently and it went great, I'm sure he'll do it again

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Seph --> FD / FM / FurPoc @sephive.bsky.social · 1d

silkscreen poster design - the goal is to have a run of these printed and ready for furpoc. and yes the yellow will be gold metallic ink ;>

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Kris @kriscritter.bsky.social · 1d

This is great so far, I'm early in and going to chip away at it between baby care but you are an excellent writer

Kris @kriscritter.bsky.social · 1d

Bf drew me a pic

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Kris @kriscritter.bsky.social · 1d

Mmmhmmmmmmm it's delightful, there's a whole subcross of cute motorcycles with small engines like that

Kris @kriscritter.bsky.social · 1d

The Honda cub was designed for stumpy bitches

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