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Cute drawings and bad thoughts, courtesy of your favorite trans dork (she/her) 🏳️‍⚧️
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i have to stay living or else who will give charlie head scratches just right all the time
November 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
my favorite depression food is cup noodles and passion fruit tea, both steaming hot
November 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Gay Agenda Patch 2.0.26 Balance Adjustments:

• Trans Woman class aggro multiplier and arra of effect both decreased by 15%.
Dev note: While TWs are intended as a tanking class, their passive AOE threat aura was pulling enemy packs inappropriately.

(Ctd...)
Gay Agenda 2026 Roadmap:

• Valentine's Day Special Event, in February
• Pride Was a Riot DLC, in June
• The Doldrums of Stupidity Election Content Pack, in September
• All I Want For Christmas is Hormone Replacement Therapy DLC, in November
Gay Agenda 2026 Patch Notes:

• Fixed bug where trans women were automatically flagged as available for all users
• Fixed "queer solidarity" bug
• Fixed a girl
• Added 4 new genders, including the much-requested Girl 2
• Added sexuality shooting range to test out new sexualities
• 2 New Classes!
November 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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10PM on a Wednesday
April 17, 2024 at 1:58 PM
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I was inspired
November 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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this is: your weekly cuteness report (featuring a special guest appearance by my girl Saint Philomena)
November 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
my dad and I were having dinner and An Old Church Friend of his called him. My dad answered on speaker and I kept quiet. They knew me (I babysat their kids) and asked (via my deadname) how I was doing. My dad smiled at me and mouthed “watch this” and then was like “Actually she goes by Emma now…”
November 20, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Not much to say about Trans Day of Remembrance anymore besides “try loving and celebrating us while we are alive”
November 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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August 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Stila stay-all-day waterproof liquid eyeliner. I wept for three days straight and that shit didn’t even budge. Thank you stila
November 20, 2025 at 1:14 PM
this is: your weekly cuteness report (featuring a special guest appearance by my girl Saint Philomena)
November 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
me, tossing and turning on my parents’ rickety pullout couch bed for the (lost count)th night in a row, emotionally exhausted and fully unable to sleep: time to learn about tommy tallarico again
November 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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August 8, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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The AI bubble may be about to bust.

Peter Thiel has sold all of his Nvidia stock.

We all need to say this very clearly:

NO BAILOUTS FOR THEFT-TECH!

Expropriate their asses instead.

They stole from all of us and fully plan to burn the planet.

They owe us - not the other way around. 1/3
November 17, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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August 19, 2024 at 3:41 PM
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time adventure
May 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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self portrait of a crooked-faced old transsexual
November 15, 2025 at 6:07 PM
self portrait of a crooked-faced old transsexual
November 15, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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okay, that just about does it
November 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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today’s mood
November 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
today’s mood
November 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Just checking you all know about Spirit Swap, the game that came out this year that I directed alongside many incredibly skilled friends and workers! We’re a majority (uh I’m pretty sure 100% tbh) marginalized people co-op and self-published! Please check out our trailer I love it so much!
Spirit Swap: Lofi Beats to Match-3 to is OUT NOW!
GO GO GO!
store.steampowered.com/app/1592170/...
November 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
lol shit sucks so bad
November 11, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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fyi, this comic gets dark
(also i'm posting as i finish pages, so if the baby wakes up, idk when i'll post the next page. thank you for reading) #phuq #pmad
February 24, 2025 at 5:45 AM