pseudonym jones
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Cute drawings and bad thoughts, courtesy of your favorite trans dork (she/her) 🏳️⚧️
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we went to look at beds and Goose saw a loft bed and I could see her whole worldview change. I felt the hitchcock zoom happening
February 15, 2026 at 10:39 PM
we went to look at beds and Goose saw a loft bed and I could see her whole worldview change. I felt the hitchcock zoom happening
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a valentine's day date to celebrate the season
February 14, 2026 at 4:29 PM
a valentine's day date to celebrate the season
tonight Lish is taking me to see Nirvana the band the show the movie, because and pretty much exclusively because she loves me (she has never watched an instant of NTBTS beyond the Wii shop Wednesday video)
February 14, 2026 at 8:27 PM
tonight Lish is taking me to see Nirvana the band the show the movie, because and pretty much exclusively because she loves me (she has never watched an instant of NTBTS beyond the Wii shop Wednesday video)
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duck season rabbit season
February 8, 2024 at 3:44 AM
duck season rabbit season
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Another snoopy commission
February 14, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Another snoopy commission
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darling without you
I wouldn’t have a clew
I wouldn’t have a clew
February 11, 2026 at 4:07 PM
darling without you
I wouldn’t have a clew
I wouldn’t have a clew
I really hope they get to play the rivoli this time!!!!!!!!!!!
February 12, 2026 at 4:24 PM
I really hope they get to play the rivoli this time!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dust Devil
February 12, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Dust Devil
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lovecore looks (2/11/2021)
February 14, 2024 at 4:00 PM
lovecore looks (2/11/2021)
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friday night plans (1/2)
January 12, 2024 at 11:48 PM
friday night plans (1/2)
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worm-in-a-rock god
February 9, 2026 at 11:38 PM
worm-in-a-rock god
the goose is at daycare and I can hear my wife snoring from the other room. A beautiful day
February 11, 2026 at 7:35 PM
the goose is at daycare and I can hear my wife snoring from the other room. A beautiful day
darling without you
I wouldn’t have a clew
I wouldn’t have a clew
February 11, 2026 at 4:07 PM
darling without you
I wouldn’t have a clew
I wouldn’t have a clew
do you think that some people won’t give up smoking because it’s the only excuse they’ll permit themselves to practice deep breathing
February 11, 2026 at 2:38 PM
do you think that some people won’t give up smoking because it’s the only excuse they’ll permit themselves to practice deep breathing
today I’m listening to Dookie really quite loud
Green Day - She [Visualizer]
YouTube video by Green Day
youtu.be
February 10, 2026 at 6:26 PM
today I’m listening to Dookie really quite loud
I’ve been eating whole carrots as a snack (bugs bunny style) since I was a child and today Goose was like “why’s you eating a carrot?” And I was like “it’s a cool thing mommies do sometimes” and she was like “I want a carrot too! >:O” and I was like “oh well, if you think you’re cool enough >:J”
February 10, 2026 at 5:26 PM
I’ve been eating whole carrots as a snack (bugs bunny style) since I was a child and today Goose was like “why’s you eating a carrot?” And I was like “it’s a cool thing mommies do sometimes” and she was like “I want a carrot too! >:O” and I was like “oh well, if you think you’re cool enough >:J”
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I’m like if Eeyore served cunt
February 10, 2026 at 3:15 PM
I’m like if Eeyore served cunt
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The thing about kids asking about gay people is that most kids, when left to their own devices, will be more confused by anyone making rules that only certain people can kiss or get married than they will be by random people of various genders kissing or getting married.
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 3:14 AM
The thing about kids asking about gay people is that most kids, when left to their own devices, will be more confused by anyone making rules that only certain people can kiss or get married than they will be by random people of various genders kissing or getting married.
worm-in-a-rock god
February 9, 2026 at 11:38 PM
worm-in-a-rock god
the Burger Dog song was intentionally made to be irritating to serve the joke of the short, but then you guys had to still go and release the full song on streaming services so that we can recreate this bit every day in my own home
Burger Dog 🍔 🌭 | FULL BLUEY MINISODE | Bluey
YouTube video by Bluey - Official Channel
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February 9, 2026 at 4:41 PM
the Burger Dog song was intentionally made to be irritating to serve the joke of the short, but then you guys had to still go and release the full song on streaming services so that we can recreate this bit every day in my own home
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Incidentally, for 2024’s Hourly Comics Day, I started to make a comic about the history of Simone and Hourly Comics Day. But (ha ha) you know how it is with HCD sometimes — it gets away from you. Here’s as much as I made.
January 27, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Incidentally, for 2024’s Hourly Comics Day, I started to make a comic about the history of Simone and Hourly Comics Day. But (ha ha) you know how it is with HCD sometimes — it gets away from you. Here’s as much as I made.