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Sam Antics
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Guy who draws • Garfield freak • he/him

Linktree: https://linktr.ee/dsamowen
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Sam Antics @dsoart.com · Aug 23
For $60, I will do any of the following

-Medieval pet portraits
-Profile pics
-Drawing your GC inside jokes
-For anything else, just ask

Email request: [email protected]
Pay: ko-fi.com/K3K6AVVJ#che...
Medieval style portrait of a gray cat sitting surrounded by yellow and orange flowers. Bust of a smiling Garfield with curly blond hair and wearing a maid outfit. Medieval style portrait of a dark calico cat sitting on a patch of grass. Portrait of a raccoon wearing a red beanie, green plaid shirt, suspenders, and smoking a cigarette.
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Can I get a uhhh commiserating singles group chat, I don’t wanna keep bumming everyone out but a guys gotta vent
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Fallout NPC
andylevy.net andy™ @andylevy.net · 2h
i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
a photo of DHS acting Chief Security Officer whose name is Iwona B. Horyn
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Its that time
Selfie of me resting my head on my hand, wearing a dark green hoodie.
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Who even wants to feel desired, that’s so gay…
November 25, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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✨MY SHOP IS OFFICIALLY OPEN FOR THE HOLIDAYS✨

My Black Friday/Cyber Monday/Moving sale is buy 5 stickers get 2 free!! All stickers and sticker sheets count as part of the discount 💖

Shop ➡️ mcapriglione.art

Check out the thread to see what's new!⬇️
preview of stickers of gravity falls characters in a chibi cartoon style. preview of the huntrix girls in a cute chibi style preview of cartoon stickers of michael, jim, pam, and dwight from the office preview of cartoon stickers of wirt and greg from over the garden wall
November 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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I could go to sleep right now
November 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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If you see this, post a monster 🪷
A woman's face floats above the surface of a dark pool of water with lotus flowers beside it, under the surface she extends into roots and skulls trapped in it
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Ordering any fast food these days is all “can I get the uhh ᵍᵒᵒᵖʸ ᶜʰⁱᶜᵏᵉⁿ ᵍʳⁱᵖᵖᵉʳˢ”
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Ordering any fast food these days is all “can I get the uhh ᵍᵒᵒᵖʸ ᶜʰⁱᶜᵏᵉⁿ ᵍʳⁱᵖᵖᵉʳˢ”
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Who even wants to feel desired, that’s so gay…
November 25, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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I made a character sheet based dating profile
Art of a tattered looking page with cartoony profiles of my character reading, sleeping, and drawing. The following text is included: MY CHARACTER SHEET NAME: Sam CLASS: artist/teacher AC: 12 HP: 32 IV. 36 STRENGTH 11 INTELLIGENCE 12 DEXTERITY 14 WISDOM 14 CONSTITUTION 10 CHARISMA 12 SKILLS: drawing weird Garfield art, overthinking things, sharing random movie facts, carrying a conversation, starting and abandoning hobbies (whittling, gundam models, chess) EQUIPMENT: A large collection of manga, comfy hoodies. the extended Lord of the Rings trilogy and three seasons of Twin Peaks on blue-ray, a good credit score
November 24, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Hitting the sleep skip to noclip thru the holidays
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Oh you guys hate me I see how it is
November 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Panel 1: classroom setting of animals. Gazelle teacher tells two hyenas sitting next to each other to stop laughing or she’ll separate them Panel 2: one hyena bro looks at the other Panel 3: the other hyena bro is hitting him with a deadpan expression which makes him burst out laughing
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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💜 Daily #Skebuki No. 74
( #Sketch #KatamariDamacy #ThePrince )
The prince from Katamari Damacy colliding with something and losing all his items off of his Katamari. I've been playing it recently, it's such a hard game to me. Sksjdjdnd
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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I am 36, I do not “go to shows” I watch shows at home on my couch
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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cow stools.
marketplace listing for a shorl 3-legged stool painted white with black splotches like a Holstein cow and with an ornamentel piece on the under side shaped like an udder. 20 dollars
November 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Hello! Annoying news! I’ve been informed by work that due to an investor delay I am not going to be paid on time. I need to pay my rent and internet/phone and eat, so if you can give me a hand, I can pay you back in the next few weeks when my pay shows up. Thanks!

PP: @StellaSacco
CA: $sacc
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Its that time
Selfie of me resting my head on my hand, wearing a dark green hoodie.
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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hi, howard you
November 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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I don’t mention this enough but you should get this book I drew a few years ago, Lumberjackula, written by Mat Heagerty. It’s cute and I think your kids would enjoy it

www.simonandschuster.com/books/Lumber...
Cover of a book called, Lumberjackula, by Mat Heagerty and Sam Owen. It shows a kid with dark fluffy hair and a beard, pale skin, and a fang, wearing plaid. His parents and grandparents are next to him (each lumberjacks and vampires).
November 25, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Hitting the sleep skip to noclip thru the holidays
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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First step, get invited to a party
aklingus.bsky.social A K @aklingus.bsky.social · 1d
tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
•*• Funny-Presence4228 LPT: How to win as a guest and make new friends at a raging, alcohol fuelled party Food & Drink I'm getting older now, and some of my friends' kids have recently started college. I've been reliably told that alcohol-fuelled parties are still happening, and I shared this advice about how to make new friends and be a hero. One of them took my advice, and now has a new girlfriend because of this. The key to the following advice is an element of secrecy because the surprise makes it even better. Arrive late and sneak Lasagna into the party. I mean, taking a large, catering-sized tray of lasagna, along with a stack of paper plates and forks, to a raging house party. I used to do this back in college. I'd make one, sometimes two, in the afternoon in big foil trays before goin to a party. Show up around 10.30pm, and slip them into the oven without asking permission telling anyone. Medium heat for 30 minutes to warm it up. Get my paper plates out, and shout: "Lasagna is ready" to a packed house of drunk people, and hand them all a fork. It's cheaper than bringing beer, no clean-up, and I got laid pretty often. Important note: Make sure the person who owns the oven is the first in the line, and don't make a mess. Maybe make one meat and one vegan or something... This last point was less of a concern back in my day, but we must move with the times.
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Aww, I hope she loves it!!
maddiegreenheart.bsky.social Maddie 💚🦃 @maddiegreenheart.bsky.social · 1d
Got this cool poster for the kid's room from @dsoart.com ! It's a Christmas present so she hasn't seen it yet but she's both a big wildlife fan and a Where's Waldo enjoyer so I think she'll get a kick out of all the lil details.
Kat holding up the still wrapped poster fresh from the tube Closer up of the poster. Still wrapped.
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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I don’t mention this enough but you should get this book I drew a few years ago, Lumberjackula, written by Mat Heagerty. It’s cute and I think your kids would enjoy it

www.simonandschuster.com/books/Lumber...
Cover of a book called, Lumberjackula, by Mat Heagerty and Sam Owen. It shows a kid with dark fluffy hair and a beard, pale skin, and a fang, wearing plaid. His parents and grandparents are next to him (each lumberjacks and vampires).
November 25, 2025 at 2:25 AM