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Cute drawings and bad thoughts, courtesy of your favorite trans dork (she/her) 🏳️‍⚧️

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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · Dec 4

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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 3h

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Our primate demonstrates some things they learned to the other primates. Tool-making, fishing, fire-starting. The primates sit around a small fire peacefully.

Our primate walks into their cave, places worm-in-a-rock god on a bed of leaves and then lies down in their own. They sleep peacefully.

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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 3h

oh I have to go to “work”? counterpoint: it’s a little rainy and my entire genetic lineage says I should go back to bed

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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 3h

I’m very sleepy but in my defense I’m also very gay

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Alex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 16h

worm pt 2

4 panel comic of pip and gunko the idiot bunnies

1. gunko looking horrified at pip who is holding a little earthworm lovingly on their arm

G: “wait… are you KEEPING it??”
P: “yeah. we have a bond now.”

2. foreground, pip smooching the little worm on its little head. they are both blushing and happy.

gunko, yelling in the background: “BOND?! it’s a WORM you literally picked out of some DIRT!”
p: “ya. fate”

3. gunko pulling on their ears in exasperation “FATE! ISN’T! REEAALL!”
pip, off-panel: “haha, ‘OKAY’”

4. tiny pip and gunko under a large speech balloon.

pip: so i’m just supposed to believe that every tiny micro decision i’ve ever made, in conjunction with everything you’ve ever done, and every stroke of luck that has not only ensured this little guy was alive in this very moment, but also that I would meet YOU and the three of us would converge at this EXACT location, at this EXACT time, is the result of pure, random chance?”

gunko, furious: “YES!!!”

pip: “i guess it’s neat either way”

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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 5h

two women wearing shirts that read USA drinking team, they are smoking and holding a bottle

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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 20h

This is only when you hug someone big and strong, (like me, so yes)

pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 20h

Yes, also has the health sharing effect

pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 20h

(jeph briefly flashes red)

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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 20h

objective complete: hug emma
new objective added: hug emma again

pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 20h

aw 🥲

pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 20h

you get it 😌

pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 20h

cute…………

pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 20h

It wasn’t but that’s funny

pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 20h

I um, I thought it was really cool hearing my leitmotif in your sound font 🫣

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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 20h

do you think if you and I were in a video game it would make a cute little sound effect when we hugged? Like, blrmp

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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 1d

I’m still grumpy about how bad Things Have Gotten Worse Since We Last Spoke was!!! it has such a good cover… 😤 (if only there was an aphorism about selecting literature based on its cover????)

pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 1d

I haven’t been reading much horror lately but I very much enjoyed The Hollow Places by T Kingfisher, and Camp Damascus by Chuck Tingle

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Strangers in a Tangled Wilderness @tangledwilderness.bsky.social · 2d

People hate what is happening, which means there are people around you who want to help stop it. You are not alone in wanting to take action. Step up and help; it works.

Cristian Farias @cristianfarias.com · 3d

This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram.

Community action works.

Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...