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Harpo
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I spend an insane amount of time painting plastic miniatures for games that I rarely get to play. Why? How the fuck should I know?!?
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Supervisor: Are you seriously using your vacation time to take off THE ENTIRE holiday season? Do you understand how much overtime money you're leaving on the table?!?

Me:
Ah, opening night, the high point of every Kings season. The road to 33 wins starts here!
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Not sure why everyone hates the Sacremento Kings so much but we out here telling them to fuck off too
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Sacramento Kings seeing all the protests today
The in-laws are going to meet my oldest's boyfriend for the first time tomorrow. Should be interesting.
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He is. You can't take this away from us.
STAR WARS FACT: nominative etymology suggests that lando calrissian is an armenian man
Actually there's a 3rd, lesser known position
90 something year old airman got up out of his wheelchair to wave to the crowd, who went crazy. The jumbo tron camera then zoomed in on my fat ass, the only person sitting in the damned arena, desperately trying to eat my ice cream before it melted. Closest I'll ever come to Curb Your Enthusiasm.
I was at a Kings game where they announced one of the Tuskegee airmen was sitting court side. I was holding a sleeping 2 year old in one arm and a waffle cone with 3 heaping scoops of ice cream in the other. The crowd stood to cheer the airman, while I had to sit due to what I was holding. Then the
Tell us a true story from your life that sounds made up.
Uncle Howard and I saw DRI last night and Kurt and Spike are the 2 most bad ass dudes in their 60s you can imagine. They haven't lost a step.
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I'm in a 3-1 count against Tarik Skubal. Got him right where I want him. I proceed to guess wrong, missing a changeup by two feet. The bat flies out my hands and my pants fall down and I tell the ump "I'm good, let's just call that a strikeout."
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"A deep drive into left by Castellanos."
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penn state and yankees both getting smoked
Man, remember those DOGE dividend checks we were all gonna get? That was funny.
The Kuminga saga was the most Vivek era Kings thing ever.
Can't wait for Tilly Norwood to get milkshake ducked