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Hatin’ Ass Brian
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · Aug 13
My platform:

• Retroactively declaring Jason Richardson the winner of the 2003 dunk contest
• Nationalizing the power companies
• Bao buns (pork)
• Pre-2004 defensive back contact rules
• Rights
• Capybaras
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · Aug 12
i don't want jon stewart to run for president. not because i particularly like or dislike him or think he'd do a good or bad job- rather because i believe it is vital to the national interest that we hand executive power directly from a boomer to a millennial
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 13h
Tarik Skubal has 2004 aesthetic
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 14h
People forget how caked up Kermit was
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Seth Rudy @sethrudy.bsky.social · 1d
Meanwhile in #Portland
Kermit faces off with Hopper in The Muppet Movie
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 18h
HE AINT DONE YET
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 23h
new equipment day 😮‍💨
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 1d
dart emptying the clip with like three cellys on that score
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Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social · 1d
Paul Pierce definitely gone throw off your ph and disturb the peace
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 1d
to counter woke super bowl
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 2d
Wood.
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Nick @seahawksnerd75.bsky.social · Apr 30
"man I can't believe Belichick is doing this, completely insane"

meanwhile Belichick:
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 3d
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 4d
Detroit Lions Head Coach Matt Patricia
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 4d
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 4d
I thought it would be something like that. He’s not that kind of player.
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 5d
Good morning, Peter!
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 5d
it’s time
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 5d
been like six years since I’ve had post primetime game adrenaline insomnia
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 5d
my QB sounds like he just won The Brickyard 400, I’m so blessed man
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 5d
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 5d
their OC search
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 5d
kid’s deeeeealing
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 5d
Stefon Diggs hoopin
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 5d
I believe the plural is meech
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 5d
goddamnit
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