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i don't want jon stewart to run for president. not because i particularly like or dislike him or think he'd do a good or bad job- rather because i believe it is vital to the national interest that we hand executive power directly from a boomer to a millennial
My platform:
• Retroactively declaring Jason Richardson the winner of the 2003 dunk contest
• Nationalizing the power companies
• Bao buns (pork)
• Pre-2004 defensive back contact rules
• Rights
• Capybaras
• Retroactively declaring Jason Richardson the winner of the 2003 dunk contest
• Nationalizing the power companies
• Bao buns (pork)
• Pre-2004 defensive back contact rules
• Rights
• Capybaras
trying blackberries
November 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
trying blackberries
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they're adding a fifth loko
November 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
they're adding a fifth loko
Spending my mornings in the shop and all day with a one-year-old can sometimes get pretty lonely. Luckily there are tons of great podcasts for men, by men, dedicated to mindset and self improvement!
November 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Spending my mornings in the shop and all day with a one-year-old can sometimes get pretty lonely. Luckily there are tons of great podcasts for men, by men, dedicated to mindset and self improvement!
ok seriously though I might order some Not Enron shirts
it's happening dot gif
November 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
ok seriously though I might order some Not Enron shirts
“an act common to the game” feels like a line pitched by a Boston Consulting Group junior associate and Goodell just ate it up
November 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
“an act common to the game” feels like a line pitched by a Boston Consulting Group junior associate and Goodell just ate it up
ALAS!
Personally, I’d like the Jaguars to continue playing perfect football but that’s just me.
November 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
ALAS!
The perfect paragraph
November 23, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The perfect paragraph
Williams, Wilson, and Campbell gone in a 10-day span is TOUGH
November 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Williams, Wilson, and Campbell gone in a 10-day span is TOUGH
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get in i-formation and hurt somebody. rebecome pure!
November 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
get in i-formation and hurt somebody. rebecome pure!
Rookie Sunday Home Depot Dads
November 23, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Rookie Sunday Home Depot Dads
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🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
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Zombie Pharmacy
November 21, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Zombie Pharmacy
Bills deserve this for that pathetic Hard Knocks season.
November 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Bills deserve this for that pathetic Hard Knocks season.
Holiday Touchdown: A Bills Love Story
November 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Holiday Touchdown: A Bills Love Story
I am just a Ty Johnson fanatic.
November 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I am just a Ty Johnson fanatic.
Just checking in on Facebook
November 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Just checking in on Facebook
I’m ok with education moving to the department of labor because when I’m President it will also oversee all corporate regulation. My admin will essentially be one big Dept of Labor.
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I’m ok with education moving to the department of labor because when I’m President it will also oversee all corporate regulation. My admin will essentially be one big Dept of Labor.
[Score]
Cameron - 1
Franklin - 6
Cameron - 1
Franklin - 6
November 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
[Score]
Cameron - 1
Franklin - 6
Cameron - 1
Franklin - 6
One company is going to be 10% of the S&P 500 by end-of-day tomorrow. Not great!
November 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
One company is going to be 10% of the S&P 500 by end-of-day tomorrow. Not great!
and the cost of his wife’s employer health plan goes up 10% next year*
sitcom idea: man quits his job to start a business and 10 days later finds out he and his wife are adopting a newborn baby girl as America hurdles headlong into economic calamity
November 19, 2025 at 2:30 PM
and the cost of his wife’s employer health plan goes up 10% next year*
sitcom idea: man quits his job to start a business and 10 days later finds out he and his wife are adopting a newborn baby girl as America hurdles headlong into economic calamity
November 18, 2025 at 11:09 PM
sitcom idea: man quits his job to start a business and 10 days later finds out he and his wife are adopting a newborn baby girl as America hurdles headlong into economic calamity
I curse whatever resides within me that makes me want this type of shit so bad
November 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I curse whatever resides within me that makes me want this type of shit so bad