Ryan Day
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I was retweeted by an astronaut once.
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Ryan Day
@ryanday.bsky.social
· Nov 14
Oh man. The amber alert own was probably a top 5 moment of Twitter for me.
This is my empire of dirt.
Is the print edition of The Onion our generation’s Federalist Papers?
Many people are saying!
Many people are saying!
Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
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November 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Is the print edition of The Onion our generation’s Federalist Papers?
Many people are saying!
Many people are saying!
Thank you, God 🙏🏼
another year passes where the Jacksonville Jaguars remain the only NFL franchise to have never played on Thanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Thank you, God 🙏🏼
ahahahahahahahahahaha
November 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
ahahahahahahahahahaha
The best to ever do it.
So @tonyreali.bsky.social reminded me of the time John Madden took apart a turkey with his hands on live TV
November 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
The best to ever do it.
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So @tonyreali.bsky.social reminded me of the time John Madden took apart a turkey with his hands on live TV
November 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
So @tonyreali.bsky.social reminded me of the time John Madden took apart a turkey with his hands on live TV
None of these words are in the Bible.
November 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM
None of these words are in the Bible.
I blurted out “I hated it can’t you tell?” as a waiter took up my empty plate at a restaurant the other day and my daughter looked at me like she wanted to stab me.
When you have kids one day you just start talking like a dad. My kid slept in this morning and I greeted him with, "Glad to see you among the living!"
I've never used that phrase in my life. It just came out.
I've never used that phrase in my life. It just came out.
November 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I blurted out “I hated it can’t you tell?” as a waiter took up my empty plate at a restaurant the other day and my daughter looked at me like she wanted to stab me.
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still my greatest legacy
If you need another Thanksgiving side, can I interest you in Andy Reid's Mac and cheese.
November 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
still my greatest legacy
What will stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation, you ask?
This image of Trevor Lawrence falling down right before he falls down again:
This image of Trevor Lawrence falling down right before he falls down again:
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
What will stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation, you ask?
This image of Trevor Lawrence falling down right before he falls down again:
This image of Trevor Lawrence falling down right before he falls down again:
Me before every Trevor Lawrence throw:
Man you can’t throw that
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Me before every Trevor Lawrence throw:
Good morning, @celebrityhottub.bsky.social.
November 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Good morning, @celebrityhottub.bsky.social.
Happy Victory Monday, winners!
*offer not valid in Nashville
*offer not valid in Nashville
November 24, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Happy Victory Monday, winners!
*offer not valid in Nashville
*offer not valid in Nashville
“WE’RE NOT FUCKING APOLOGIZING FOR FUCKING WINS AROUND HERE.”
I’m here until the @Jaguars are here.
I’m here until the @Jaguars are here.
November 24, 2025 at 3:18 AM
“WE’RE NOT FUCKING APOLOGIZING FOR FUCKING WINS AROUND HERE.”
I’m here until the @Jaguars are here.
I’m here until the @Jaguars are here.
Before this war is over I’m going to kill you, Charlie Brown.
You think we need one more? You think we need one more. Alright, we’ll get one more, Charlie Brown.
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
November 24, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Before this war is over I’m going to kill you, Charlie Brown.
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Udo Kier's first and only post on Twitter 💯
March 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Udo Kier's first and only post on Twitter 💯
Ugly wins are still wins. 7-4. 🫡
November 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Ugly wins are still wins. 7-4. 🫡
Parker Washington continues to cement his place as the best Penn State wide receiver to ever play for the Jacksonville Jaguars.
November 23, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Parker Washington continues to cement his place as the best Penn State wide receiver to ever play for the Jacksonville Jaguars.
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The Jaguars are -4 in the turnover battle and up by a field goal.
We are redefining the sport as we know it.
We are redefining the sport as we know it.
November 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The Jaguars are -4 in the turnover battle and up by a field goal.
We are redefining the sport as we know it.
We are redefining the sport as we know it.
I love when a play results in a ref having to start a call with “Okay, so…”
November 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I love when a play results in a ref having to start a call with “Okay, so…”
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They should just build the whole plane out of Trevor Lawrence In The Second Half.
November 23, 2025 at 10:49 PM
They should just build the whole plane out of Trevor Lawrence In The Second Half.
What an adjustment by Jakobi Meyers!
November 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
What an adjustment by Jakobi Meyers!
I love watching players’ body language after the refs call something the entire team knows is bullshit. Hainsey smiling, dapping up teammates, shrugging during the call.
November 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I love watching players’ body language after the refs call something the entire team knows is bullshit. Hainsey smiling, dapping up teammates, shrugging during the call.