Ryan Day
@ryanday.bsky.social
I was retweeted by an astronaut once.
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(I really like that the ref is wearing jeans.)
November 28, 2025 at 5:06 AM
(I really like that the ref is wearing jeans.)
Missed opportunity for not giving @tyleriam.bsky.social the bag to promote this film, IMO. Whiskers would have been on the streets telling people to go see it.
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Missed opportunity for not giving @tyleriam.bsky.social the bag to promote this film, IMO. Whiskers would have been on the streets telling people to go see it.
You should explain The Berenstein Bears to him.
November 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
You should explain The Berenstein Bears to him.
Congrats on the sex (tomorrow)
November 27, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Congrats on the sex (tomorrow)
You have also taken “never owned online” out of your bio. Related?
November 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
You have also taken “never owned online” out of your bio. Related?
“5 cheeses should be good” gets me every time.
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
“5 cheeses should be good” gets me every time.
Every day I learn a little more why John Hancock signed his name so mf big.
November 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Every day I learn a little more why John Hancock signed his name so mf big.
Not only do I think Jesus *can* play the electric guitar, I think it’s more than likely given his blue collar background and the popularity of stringed instruments in Roman provinces that he’d be pretty good.
November 26, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Not only do I think Jesus *can* play the electric guitar, I think it’s more than likely given his blue collar background and the popularity of stringed instruments in Roman provinces that he’d be pretty good.
Jane, it’s official, you are fucking cooking.
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Jane, it’s official, you are fucking cooking.
“Remember, Mina, everywhere is a Denny’s if *you* believe it.”
November 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
“Remember, Mina, everywhere is a Denny’s if *you* believe it.”
Happy Thanksgiving, Denny.
November 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, Denny.
“Negative AYA? That’s a positive AYO from me!”
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
“Negative AYA? That’s a positive AYO from me!”
7-4. Scoreboard. Nothing matters. Eat Arby’s.
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
7-4. Scoreboard. Nothing matters. Eat Arby’s.