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hatulimyafim.bsky.social
Bird
@hatulimyafim.bsky.social
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Aromantic, Ace-spec, Jewish, Tired. The slug's name is Tyler.
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Bird @hatulimyafim.bsky.social · 13d
Intro post bc I did not die:

My name's Bird. I'm 34 for now. I am aro and ace-spec and a non-binary trans person (they/them or any). Live in Boston with a cat named Dijon. Enjoy Judaism and cats and learning Azerbaijani and traveling when I can. I also have a lot of mental illnesses & post thru it.
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Bird @hatulimyafim.bsky.social · 2h
I am banned from having coffee ever again. No more.
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Bird @hatulimyafim.bsky.social · 2h
imagine a world in which I zzzzzz
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Bird @hatulimyafim.bsky.social · 2h
y'all what if I am sleepy
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Bird @hatulimyafim.bsky.social · 3h
- all things are soup except for hot pockets
- I've never eaten soup
- humans must eat to live
- I am human and alive

We can conclude from these premises that I have only ever eaten hot pockets.
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Bird @hatulimyafim.bsky.social · 3h
Anyway, that's enough communicating with God until after Simchat Torah.
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Bird @hatulimyafim.bsky.social · 3h
This is rather annoying, as I wanted a straight answer.
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Bird @hatulimyafim.bsky.social · 3h
God showed up just after midnight and said I need to read the Encyclopedia Judaica(Pes-Qu) to find the answers I seek. Then He told me go to bed, for the love of all that is good.
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Bird @hatulimyafim.bsky.social · 4h
As God intended.
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Bird @hatulimyafim.bsky.social · 4h
No offense, but if I don't come up with a solid life plan by Monday, I'm going to end up crying at work again.
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Bird @hatulimyafim.bsky.social · 4h
I am waiting very impatiently for the signal to uproot my life before I have to go back to work on Monday. Which Psalm do I recite for this
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Bird @hatulimyafim.bsky.social · 4h
I am waiting very impatiently for the signal to uproot my life before I have to go back to work on Monday. Which Psalm do I recite for this
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Bird @hatulimyafim.bsky.social · 4h
Staying up late to see if Hashem has any more wisdom to grant me.
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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 4h
Can G-d create an attention deficit so big an infinite attention isn't enough to overcome it?
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Bird @hatulimyafim.bsky.social · 5h
Choline supplements helped me with depression fatigue and dullness until they gave me headaches 😢
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Bird @hatulimyafim.bsky.social · 5h
Guess who had a 6pm coffee and guess who's a big fool

(Hint: they're the same person)
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Bird @hatulimyafim.bsky.social · 5h
So like it doesn't *not* help
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Bird @hatulimyafim.bsky.social · 5h
Imagine if God appeared to Moshe as a burning bush and said, "you will supplement your diet with St. John's wort"
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Bird @hatulimyafim.bsky.social · 5h
I'm starting to get really annoyed that God thinks doing things like cleaning and eating better will help me improve my life instead of showing me a vision of me completely uprooting myself and running away from all my responsibilities.
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Bird @hatulimyafim.bsky.social · 5h
God spoke to me again and told me to eat more leafy greens for my depression by having salads for lunch and dinner.
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Bird @hatulimyafim.bsky.social · 8h
I am asking God for a sign.
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Bird @hatulimyafim.bsky.social · 5h
Depression Dinner: dark chocolate bar
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Bird @hatulimyafim.bsky.social · 6h
I don't even like baseball, but I vibe with this post
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 6h
Sorry to get all political but I just think baseball is neat
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Bird @hatulimyafim.bsky.social · 6h
Jobs are jobs.
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Bird @hatulimyafim.bsky.social · 7h
God answered and said I should get a haircut.
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Bird @hatulimyafim.bsky.social · 8h
I've been wondering what I should do for the last 2 years and my indecisiveness is killing me and I simply want some deity somewhere to tell me what to do.
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Bird @hatulimyafim.bsky.social · 8h
I hope the sign God gives me is to move to Skopje and tutor English.
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