Bird the Slug
@hatulimyafim.bsky.social
Aromantic, Asexual, Jewish, Tired.
I like Judaism and Jewish Thought.
Also learning Azerbaijani; interested in the South Caucasus. Can't decide what to study.
I like Judaism and Jewish Thought.
Also learning Azerbaijani; interested in the South Caucasus. Can't decide what to study.
Pinned
Today is DAY ONE of my new life!
I just realized I could totally be my own Santa Claus if I wanted to celebrate Christmas.
You order a thing and then stop wanting it before it arrives, put it in the corner with the other boxes, and then forget what's in any of them. And then avoid opening them because you know it's more stuff and you have nowhere to put it in 400 sq ft.
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I just realized I could totally be my own Santa Claus if I wanted to celebrate Christmas.
Have some packages I just never opened and my mom keeps going, "what is in the boxes? What is in them?! How can you order boxes of things and never open them?"
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Have some packages I just never opened and my mom keeps going, "what is in the boxes? What is in them?! How can you order boxes of things and never open them?"
Seduat Turkey is very difficult when you like don't have chairs or a table.
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Seduat Turkey is very difficult when you like don't have chairs or a table.
When my mom was helping me clean, every time she'd find a new book, she'd go, "Books! Books books! You have so many books!"
November 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
When my mom was helping me clean, every time she'd find a new book, she'd go, "Books! Books books! You have so many books!"
Mom said either get a 1 bedroom apartment or stop buying books my god.
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Mom said either get a 1 bedroom apartment or stop buying books my god.
Mom I can't clean anymore I'm sorry I can't sign 5 hours cleaning! I'm not built like you!
November 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Mom I can't clean anymore I'm sorry I can't sign 5 hours cleaning! I'm not built like you!
Hello I'm slug I have created proprietary formula for my life and currently:
1. Dijon time in the lead with 80.02 points
2. Ketamine infusion research - 73.86 points
3. Hanging out with my friends in blue sky - 57.73 points
4. Planting trip to Switzerland - 56.79
5. Trip to Azerbaijan - 52.55 pts
1. Dijon time in the lead with 80.02 points
2. Ketamine infusion research - 73.86 points
3. Hanging out with my friends in blue sky - 57.73 points
4. Planting trip to Switzerland - 56.79
5. Trip to Azerbaijan - 52.55 pts
November 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Hello I'm slug I have created proprietary formula for my life and currently:
1. Dijon time in the lead with 80.02 points
2. Ketamine infusion research - 73.86 points
3. Hanging out with my friends in blue sky - 57.73 points
4. Planting trip to Switzerland - 56.79
5. Trip to Azerbaijan - 52.55 pts
1. Dijon time in the lead with 80.02 points
2. Ketamine infusion research - 73.86 points
3. Hanging out with my friends in blue sky - 57.73 points
4. Planting trip to Switzerland - 56.79
5. Trip to Azerbaijan - 52.55 pts
Reposted by Bird the Slug
Hand her a book of ontology
November 27, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Hand her a book of ontology
Mom doesn't understand the art of being a slug. If I sit still for 2 minutes she goes, "Why Aren't You Doing Anything" Mom, I am!!! I'm being a slug!!!!
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Mom doesn't understand the art of being a slug. If I sit still for 2 minutes she goes, "Why Aren't You Doing Anything" Mom, I am!!! I'm being a slug!!!!
I stayed online until 9pm last night working on stuff for our at risk client, and I got two "thanks" and I think I deserve like $20k.
November 27, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I stayed online until 9pm last night working on stuff for our at risk client, and I got two "thanks" and I think I deserve like $20k.
Mom said, "let's get the day rolling"
I said, "it is 7:35 can I just sit on bed until 8 and the we get day rolling"
She let me sit for 5 min and then got impatient and said, "Let's get the day rolling."
I said, "it is 7:35 can I just sit on bed until 8 and the we get day rolling"
She let me sit for 5 min and then got impatient and said, "Let's get the day rolling."
November 27, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Mom said, "let's get the day rolling"
I said, "it is 7:35 can I just sit on bed until 8 and the we get day rolling"
She let me sit for 5 min and then got impatient and said, "Let's get the day rolling."
I said, "it is 7:35 can I just sit on bed until 8 and the we get day rolling"
She let me sit for 5 min and then got impatient and said, "Let's get the day rolling."
I dropped my glasses somewhere but cannot look for them while my mom is in the room bc then she's going to ask what I'm doing and tell me to get a "glass case" which I find very linguistically interesting (she singularizes glasses to glass bc it just "sounds better") but also extremely annoying.
November 27, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I dropped my glasses somewhere but cannot look for them while my mom is in the room bc then she's going to ask what I'm doing and tell me to get a "glass case" which I find very linguistically interesting (she singularizes glasses to glass bc it just "sounds better") but also extremely annoying.
My Dijon is restless, so restless, in the night.
November 27, 2025 at 9:03 AM
My Dijon is restless, so restless, in the night.
Maybe go see magician in Germany he he
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Maybe go see magician in Germany he he
Mom cleaned my bathroom for me.
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Mom cleaned my bathroom for me.
Reposted by Bird the Slug
Egyptian Arabic idiom of the day:
daʿawātkum
"Pray for me", lit. "your supplications."
E.g. قدامي امتحان صعب، دعواتكم
uddāmī imtiḥān ṣaʿb, daʿawātkum
"I have a hard exam, pray for me."
daʿawātkum
"Pray for me", lit. "your supplications."
E.g. قدامي امتحان صعب، دعواتكم
uddāmī imtiḥān ṣaʿb, daʿawātkum
"I have a hard exam, pray for me."
November 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Egyptian Arabic idiom of the day:
daʿawātkum
"Pray for me", lit. "your supplications."
E.g. قدامي امتحان صعب، دعواتكم
uddāmī imtiḥān ṣaʿb, daʿawātkum
"I have a hard exam, pray for me."
daʿawātkum
"Pray for me", lit. "your supplications."
E.g. قدامي امتحان صعب، دعواتكم
uddāmī imtiḥān ṣaʿb, daʿawātkum
"I have a hard exam, pray for me."
Mom says omg we need to clean you live like this?
November 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Mom says omg we need to clean you live like this?
The train arrived!
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The train arrived!
Oh no two people just said, "hm where's the silver line" and then before I could say anything to them they said, "let's look for it" and sped off in the wrong direction.
November 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Oh no two people just said, "hm where's the silver line" and then before I could say anything to them they said, "let's look for it" and sped off in the wrong direction.
The kind of weather where my nose is cold and my ears are cold but the rest of my body is sweating bullets like I just came from the gym.
November 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
The kind of weather where my nose is cold and my ears are cold but the rest of my body is sweating bullets like I just came from the gym.
Mom's train is 47 min late and I am slug.
November 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Mom's train is 47 min late and I am slug.
The Pope just said:
דע לפני מי אתה עומד
דע לפני מי אתה עומד
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
The Pope just said:
דע לפני מי אתה עומד
דע לפני מי אתה עומד