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Haus of Decline

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 13h

I am satisfied with the ongoing results of hormone therapy

Alex Haus of Decline wears booty shorts with flowers on the ass cheeks. She wears a black t shirt that says 'Dick Ripper' on it

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 13h

I have been buzzing for days now. Thank you Vladdy.

Vlad Guerrero Jr. Saying "Daaaaaaaa Yankees Lose!"

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 18h

Trump announces new tariffs on China... daaaaaa Yankees lose

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 18h

"Daaaa Yankees Lose" pretty much sums up all of America rn

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 18h

No joy in dispatching the Mariners. Just the continuation of baseball's secret rivalry. They are the Ken Masters to our Ryu. Gay city expansion team twins.

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 18h

They are gonna lose both the first two games in Toronto, but i can see a very real momentum shift happening if Woo gets healthy by game 3

Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 18h

Vlad, similar to Griffey was designed in a lab to kill Yankees

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 18h

Congrats to the Mariners on winning the Battle of the Somme of baseball games. I think the Jays will have a tougher time against them because they will not be fueled by pure liquid Yankee hatred. Mariners are downright likeable.

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 2d

Two surgeons are performing and autopsy. They are extracting various organs from a corpse. Another surgeon has shown up in a large Spongebob mascot outfit.

Caption "Aw Jeez, I'm the only one who wore a costume."

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 2d

New comic on Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/2025-s... Subscribe to see the full comic! Also subscribe to see me shotgun a can of carbonated bleach!

Alex drinks a beer and says "I love watching sports commentary in the year 2025."

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 2d

Some art I did for the Batting Around podcast. Sums up my feelings right now.

Alex Haus of Decline tenderly kisses Alejandro Kirk on the back of the head with a SMEK

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 2d

Example: the Yankees not intentionally walking Vladdy because for some reason, they're still not intimidated by him.

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 2d

One key to the Blue Jays' success this year is the fact that they are so vastly underestimated. Other teams have been fucking up against us because despite everything, people are physically incapable of taking a Canadian team seriously. Our special ability "Cute-Seeming" induces an accuracy debuff.