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Travis Campbell

@hcoyote.bsky.social

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Three raccoons in a big data trenchcoat. | "I help people use data." | ex-AMD, ex-Indeed, ex-Cloudera “The Don Rickles of Big Data” but streaming data is my current jam. Somewhere in the mountains of Colorado Need to contact? Ping on Signal: hcoyote.83

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Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · Dec 21

Treat data like blood donations. Ask A LOT of questions.

Whose blood is this? Where did you get this blood? Why is there so much blood? Does the person you collected this blood from know you have it? Did anyone see you take this blood?

Now replace “blood” with “data”

#dataBS

Samuel Wong @samuelwong.bsky.social · Dec 21

5 Questions you need to ask before taking on any data project medium.com/learning-dat...

5 Questions you need to ask before taking on any data project

When you get a vague data request, ask these questions!

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Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 15h

I would’ve said Dale Earnhardt.

Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 20h

I need a bigger molcajete, I say to myself as I try to crush five tiny cloves of garlic, salt, and onion for my guacamole in something that feels like a thimble.

Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 22h

Please make it a Miata.

Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 22h

CO2 tanks. You want to go stealthy.

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Esther Schindler @estherschindler.bsky.social · 1d

Mood

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Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 1d

Do you see it? I see it. Just relax your eyes.

Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 2d

Sir, we still argue how to pronounce tomato.

Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 3d

So … no more hurricane sharpie repathing. Got it.

Philip Bump @pbump.com · 4d

wow what happened to the "free state of florida" smh

Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 3d

weird way to anthropomorphize “LLM”.

Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 3d

a man with long hair and a beard is saying i gotta get me one of those

Alt: a man with long hair and a beard is saying i gotta get me one of those

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Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 3d

Kerberos… feel the power surge within you!

Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 4d

We all have our favorite 14 pieces of flair.

Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 4d

Bonus points for the “dude” reference in the name. I’m not even mad.

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Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 4d

I love the term "mechanical sympathy".

Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 4d

Right to powerpoint jail, they should go.

a man in a military uniform is standing in front of a group of people and says `` right to jail '' .

Alt: a man in a military uniform is standing in front of a group of people and says `` right to jail '' .

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Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 5d

This is the clearest physical manifestation of YAML as a file format that I've ever seen.

Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 5d

She looks like a bear! 🐻

Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 5d

Facts.

Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 5d

“If you see me running, try to keep up!”

Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 5d

Went up last year with someone in a power wagon. It was fun. It was almost like the Austin Power's golf cart scene down in the trees with the tight turns.

Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 5d

"EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!"

It's like Darth Vader had intimate relations with Daleks in the Spaceballs universe. And boy, are those kids pissed.

Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 5d

Oh no, I'm all out of butger and fear. Need to make a quick shopping list!

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Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 5d

We're still figuring out how to make incident.io's AI just work for building the timeline.

Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 5d

Can't sell it until you get it to the top of Red Cone. Be one of the few.

Travis Campbell @hcoyote.bsky.social · 5d

I've got some buddies who are ex-military and sometimes there's an occasional urge to just yell "CONTACT FRONT!" when we're in a group.

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