Travis Campbell
@hcoyote.bsky.social
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Three raccoons in a big data trenchcoat. | "I help people use data." | ex-AMD, ex-Indeed, ex-Cloudera “The Don Rickles of Big Data” but streaming data is my current jam. Somewhere in the mountains of Colorado Need to contact? Ping on Signal: hcoyote.83
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Treat data like blood donations. Ask A LOT of questions.

Whose blood is this? Where did you get this blood? Why is there so much blood? Does the person you collected this blood from know you have it? Did anyone see you take this blood?

Now replace “blood” with “data”

#dataBS
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So … no more hurricane sharpie repathing. Got it.
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wow what happened to the "free state of florida" smh
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weird way to anthropomorphize “LLM”.
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Kerberos… feel the power surge within you!
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We all have our favorite 14 pieces of flair.
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Bonus points for the “dude” reference in the name. I’m not even mad.
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I love the term "mechanical sympathy".
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This is the clearest physical manifestation of YAML as a file format that I've ever seen.
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She looks like a bear! 🐻
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“If you see me running, try to keep up!”
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Went up last year with someone in a power wagon. It was fun. It was almost like the Austin Power's golf cart scene down in the trees with the tight turns.
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"EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!"

It's like Darth Vader had intimate relations with Daleks in the Spaceballs universe. And boy, are those kids pissed.
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Oh no, I'm all out of butger and fear. Need to make a quick shopping list!
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We're still figuring out how to make incident.io's AI just work for building the timeline.
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Can't sell it until you get it to the top of Red Cone. Be one of the few.
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I've got some buddies who are ex-military and sometimes there's an occasional urge to just yell "CONTACT FRONT!" when we're in a group.
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Signal chats. Because shitposting with your friends is how you build strong bonds, and no one outside that circle should ever see how the sausage gets made.
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I'm curious how they'll portray Rocky.
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Insert Soylent Green "It's people! Soylent AI bias is people!" gif here.
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what is this magical llm key manager thingy of which you speak?
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I refuse to learn about non-Newtonian shit. That’s a level of scientific endeavor that I have no need to experiment with. 💩