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Duck Duck Noose

@headzo.bsky.social

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I came here for the post election drama, stayed for the shitposters Over at the other place too: https://mastodon.social/@headzo

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Duck Duck Noose @headzo.bsky.social · Sep 1

I yoghurt myself today

Duck Duck Noose @headzo.bsky.social · 2d

It definitely feels like I'm doing something wrong over there. Like I'm on the wrong "instance" or whatever the fuck

Duck Duck Noose @headzo.bsky.social · 2d

I saw mommy getting plowed by Gumby Santa Claus

Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 2d

Frame #8511 from 60sE15 santa-witch

Duck Duck Noose @headzo.bsky.social · 2d

The only issue is that the headliner is Vanilla Ice and he's kind of a shithead, but Young MC and All-4-One are there too

Duck Duck Noose @headzo.bsky.social · 2d

I just saw that C+C music factory is playing a hotel pool party in town next month and I'm so intrigued to see them and see the kind of people that go to a C+C music factory pool party

Duck Duck Noose @headzo.bsky.social · 2d

I can't go to Mastodon unless the two humans that ever like any of my posts go over there first

Duck Duck Noose @headzo.bsky.social · 3d

Remember when this piece of shit from Staind killed a bunch of coyotes and spelled out Trump 24 with the carcasses

The guy from Staind shot a bunch of coyotes and spelled out Trump 2024 with the carcasses

Duck Duck Noose @headzo.bsky.social · 3d

Oh they have other songs?

Duck Duck Noose @headzo.bsky.social · 3d

Trapt is definitely playing this

Duck Duck Noose @headzo.bsky.social · 4d

It's wild to me that they actually released that footage. How fucking embarrassing to look over that ledge and there's a handful of people and a chicken after calling it a warzone.

Duck Duck Noose @headzo.bsky.social · 4d

Me at every concert standing directly in front of the mixing booth

a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a wall with flowers and balloons .

Alt: Buster from Arrested Development dancing at a party

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Duck Duck Noose @headzo.bsky.social · 5d

Are we allowed to wear the Tshirt of the band you are seeing to the show, or is that archaic rule not allowing this still in effect?

Duck Duck Noose @headzo.bsky.social · 6d

Good luck everybody

Duck Duck Noose @headzo.bsky.social · 6d

Jesus Christ, I just was making a dumb comment about grocery prices versus billionaire lifestyles and I'm getting weird DMS about how I shouldn't use AI slop and people fighting each other in the comments. I just wanted to have reasonably priced cookies for breakfast.

Duck Duck Noose @headzo.bsky.social · 7d

Totally forgot Lady in White existed. One of those classic 80s kids movies that was weirdly terrifying.

Movie poster from Lady in White

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 7d

Government Slutdown

Duck Duck Noose @headzo.bsky.social · 7d

Which is completely crazy because she looks great right there

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 7d

me ordering dessert at Arby's

thursday @phillydrummer.bsky.social · 7d

need a turnover here

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PinkoJoe.com @pinkojoe.bsky.social · 8d

Somebody "hacked" my account and posted this. So disrespectful and crude!
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

Duck Duck Noose @headzo.bsky.social · 7d

Mark Sanchez when the Doordash guy parks in his spot

It's Jim from the office saying "for my next trick, I will make my career disappear"

Duck Duck Noose @headzo.bsky.social · 8d

Caught him gooning to Blockhead porn

Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 8d

Frame #846 from gumby movie

Duck Duck Noose @headzo.bsky.social · 8d

Schmitts Gay beer

Schmitts Gay beer

Duck Duck Noose @headzo.bsky.social · 8d

I just want my Cookie Crisp cereal to cost less than $7 a box 🫩

Tom Cruise is marrying Ana de Armas?

Duck Duck Noose @headzo.bsky.social · 8d

Oh yeah, Cubs game is on. Better check the sco...

a man in a blue shirt is making a funny face while looking at a computer screen .

Alt: It's Joaquin Phoenix from signs Freaking out when he looks at the TV

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Duck Duck Noose @headzo.bsky.social · 8d

Bro, your beard can't even conquer that weak jaw line. Shut the fuck up.

It's little bitch Andrew Tate saying "if all your children come from one woman, you are not a conqueror"

Duck Duck Noose @headzo.bsky.social · 8d

That soundtrack 👌🏻