Headzo
@headzo.bsky.social
Professional Engineer with Stage IV Imposter Syndrome
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The dumpster behind an Arby's
Account based in:
The dumpster behind an Arby's
My Panda Express fortune cookie just said "become ungovernable"
January 26, 2026 at 9:11 PM
My Panda Express fortune cookie just said "become ungovernable"
Valentine's Day is coming up. Don't forget to make those reservations at Applebee's
January 26, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Valentine's Day is coming up. Don't forget to make those reservations at Applebee's
What that mouth do?
Nintendo - Talking Flower up for preorder on Amazon ($34.99) buff.ly/33iA29l
Best Buy buff.ly/AvTJMqf
GameStop buff.ly/Y9ee52Z
Target buff.ly/5boSHBc
VGP buff.ly/esYiowk
PNP buff.ly/MMKmcBS #ad
Best Buy buff.ly/AvTJMqf
GameStop buff.ly/Y9ee52Z
Target buff.ly/5boSHBc
VGP buff.ly/esYiowk
PNP buff.ly/MMKmcBS #ad
January 25, 2026 at 6:18 PM
What that mouth do?
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I'LL DELETE YOUR POSTS TOO, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
January 25, 2026 at 6:07 PM
I'LL DELETE YOUR POSTS TOO, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
You can make this about whoever you want it to be about
January 25, 2026 at 3:55 PM
You can make this about whoever you want it to be about
Using a GIF or vid, give everybody a sneak peek at your flirting technique! 😉
January 24, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Using a GIF or vid, give everybody a sneak peek at your flirting technique! 😉
We were poor, so I didn't get to watch Garfield. I had to watch Heathcliff.
January 24, 2026 at 3:21 PM
We were poor, so I didn't get to watch Garfield. I had to watch Heathcliff.
Kohl's cash me outside
January 24, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Kohl's cash me outside
Please see cashier
an older man in a brown jacket is standing in front of a tree and saying no .
Alt: an older man in a brown jacket is standing in front of a tree and saying no, I don't think I will
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January 24, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Please see cashier
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mid-life dino crisis
January 23, 2026 at 10:00 PM
mid-life dino crisis
Sorry I need to reschedule this Zoom meeting. I ate too many Costco glizzies and I need a nap.
January 23, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Sorry I need to reschedule this Zoom meeting. I ate too many Costco glizzies and I need a nap.
Your pet’s name in a gif
January 23, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Your pet’s name in a gif
Putting a team together to go leave some upper deckers in Ted Cruz's house
January 22, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Putting a team together to go leave some upper deckers in Ted Cruz's house
Welp they closed the Arby's by my house. I'm now fully radicalized. Time to burn this country to the ground.
January 22, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Welp they closed the Arby's by my house. I'm now fully radicalized. Time to burn this country to the ground.
The 8th circle of hell is them tying you down and making you watch all the TV shows you told someone at work that "yeah I'll check it out"
January 21, 2026 at 2:14 PM
The 8th circle of hell is them tying you down and making you watch all the TV shows you told someone at work that "yeah I'll check it out"
Just bumped my garage door opener 250 miles from home. Time to turn around
January 19, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Just bumped my garage door opener 250 miles from home. Time to turn around
I tell myself that I'm just going to have a nice chill ride on the peloton today, and then I see someone on the leaderboard in a group like #ChristIsKing and now I will explode my heart before I let them beat me
January 18, 2026 at 3:38 PM
I tell myself that I'm just going to have a nice chill ride on the peloton today, and then I see someone on the leaderboard in a group like #ChristIsKing and now I will explode my heart before I let them beat me
Pokey and Goo about to come in behind him
January 18, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Pokey and Goo about to come in behind him
Subgenre of Bluesky butthole skeets just dropped
Anne Juliette Roughole
Mother
France, Births and Baptisms, 1546-1896
Mother
France, Births and Baptisms, 1546-1896
January 18, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Subgenre of Bluesky butthole skeets just dropped
Feels like the 45th day of this month
January 18, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Feels like the 45th day of this month
Ruin a movie or TV series title by adding “If you know what I mean.”
The Dark Knight Rises... if you know what I mean
The Dark Knight Rises... if you know what I mean
Ruin a movie or TV series title by adding “If you know what I mean.”
Don’t Tell Her It’s Me, if you Know What I Mean
Don’t Tell Her It’s Me, if you Know What I Mean
Ruin a movie or TV series title by adding "If you know what I mean."
Love, Actually, if you Know What I Mean.
Love, Actually, if you Know What I Mean.
January 18, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Ruin a movie or TV series title by adding “If you know what I mean.”
The Dark Knight Rises... if you know what I mean
The Dark Knight Rises... if you know what I mean
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you guys know the 2016 pics prompt is so they can steal all your info on how we age for the facial recognition systems, right
January 16, 2026 at 7:50 PM
you guys know the 2016 pics prompt is so they can steal all your info on how we age for the facial recognition systems, right
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nobody ever says I want to be a shitposter when I grow up
January 17, 2026 at 12:18 AM
nobody ever says I want to be a shitposter when I grow up
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hey babe wanna get stuck in a pool with no ladder in the sims together? 👉👈
January 16, 2026 at 3:39 PM
hey babe wanna get stuck in a pool with no ladder in the sims together? 👉👈
This felt like AI before we had AI
a girl is smiling with the words yesterday was thursday behind her
Alt: Rebecca Black drops some sage wisdom and tells us that on a Friday, yesterday was Thursday
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January 16, 2026 at 2:45 PM
This felt like AI before we had AI