Headzo
@headzo.bsky.social
Professional Engineer with Stage IV Imposter Syndrome
Account based in:
The dumpster behind an Arby's
Account based in:
The dumpster behind an Arby's
Took on the final boss* of annoying little tasks.
*Cancelled my gym membership
*Cancelled my gym membership
December 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Took on the final boss* of annoying little tasks.
*Cancelled my gym membership
*Cancelled my gym membership
Did people really go to these awesome summer camps in the '80s, or did I just get hosed because we lived in the middle of the desert?
December 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Did people really go to these awesome summer camps in the '80s, or did I just get hosed because we lived in the middle of the desert?
Me looking at my obligations for the weekend
December 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Me looking at my obligations for the weekend
"Oh my God, did you see Brian's hat? He looks so fucking stupid, I can't breathe"
According to recent court filings, some Head Start programs have been told by the Trump admin. to drop nearly 200 words from their funding applications or face denial.
The banned list includes “accessible,” “belong,” “Black,” “disability,” “female,” “minority,” “trauma,” “tribal,” and “women.”
—NPR
The banned list includes “accessible,” “belong,” “Black,” “disability,” “female,” “minority,” “trauma,” “tribal,” and “women.”
—NPR
December 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
"Oh my God, did you see Brian's hat? He looks so fucking stupid, I can't breathe"
Reposted by Headzo
Crypto is just Kohl’s cash for cis white boys
December 13, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Crypto is just Kohl’s cash for cis white boys
Flipping through my mastodon bombs to see if there's anything worth dragging over here
a man with long hair is making a funny face with the word nah below him
Alt: Hahn from those fast movies with the word nah below him
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Flipping through my mastodon bombs to see if there's anything worth dragging over here
Definitely grabbing one of those Epstein Island gloves for my white elephant gift
December 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Definitely grabbing one of those Epstein Island gloves for my white elephant gift
Reposted by Headzo
(iconic synth riff)
🚀 It’s the Final Meltdown
🚀 It’s the Final Meltdown
December 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
(iconic synth riff)
🚀 It’s the Final Meltdown
🚀 It’s the Final Meltdown
An "urgent" email in December?
a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .
Alt: JJJ from Spider-Man laughing
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
An "urgent" email in December?
"Holy shit, can you believe the Colts are going to drag this worthless old motherfucker out there to play football?!"
(Me being a little older than Phillip Rivers): Yeah, that's nuts 🫠
(Me being a little older than Phillip Rivers): Yeah, that's nuts 🫠
December 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
"Holy shit, can you believe the Colts are going to drag this worthless old motherfucker out there to play football?!"
(Me being a little older than Phillip Rivers): Yeah, that's nuts 🫠
(Me being a little older than Phillip Rivers): Yeah, that's nuts 🫠
I really like the breakdown on the "House" portion of the soundtrack
music.youtube.com/watch?v=OFix...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=OFix...
August Burns Red - Home Alone Theme
YouTube video by Fearless Records
music.youtube.com
December 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I really like the breakdown on the "House" portion of the soundtrack
music.youtube.com/watch?v=OFix...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=OFix...
Watching your fantasy playoff dreams go down the toilet on the Monsters Inc. Funday game 🫠
December 9, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Watching your fantasy playoff dreams go down the toilet on the Monsters Inc. Funday game 🫠
Just gotta get through this week he tells himself for the 1,437th consecutive week
December 8, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Just gotta get through this week he tells himself for the 1,437th consecutive week
Alt-text is like putting your grocery cart in the thing in the parking lot. Sure, you don't have to do it. But it's not hard, and it makes someone else's life easier 🤷🏻♂️
December 7, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Alt-text is like putting your grocery cart in the thing in the parking lot. Sure, you don't have to do it. But it's not hard, and it makes someone else's life easier 🤷🏻♂️
BlueSky Wrapped: I was in the top 0.005% of users that get logged out by the app and has to two factor back in multiple times a day!
December 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
BlueSky Wrapped: I was in the top 0.005% of users that get logged out by the app and has to two factor back in multiple times a day!
Big dick energy
Lotta Manspecker
United States, Census, 1900
United States, Census, 1900
December 6, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Big dick energy
My Spotify wrapped didn't give me how many minutes I spent waiting in the fast food pull forward and wait for your food area
December 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
My Spotify wrapped didn't give me how many minutes I spent waiting in the fast food pull forward and wait for your food area
Me listening to my own Spotify wrapped playlist
a man in an orange shirt is sitting at a desk with a computer in the background .
Alt: It's a gif of Kevin federline dancing to his own shitty song
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Me listening to my own Spotify wrapped playlist
Can't wait to see my Spotify wrapped and confirm that I'm in the top 0.5% of Gregorian chant goblincore listeners
December 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Can't wait to see my Spotify wrapped and confirm that I'm in the top 0.5% of Gregorian chant goblincore listeners
Behind the scenes of my Garmin watch picking my sleep score for the night
a man stands in front of a board that says 30 85 50 95 55 75 and 40
Alt: A guy spinning the Price is Right big wheel
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Behind the scenes of my Garmin watch picking my sleep score for the night
My shitposts are such terrible flops that I don't even get the pornbot followers anymore
November 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
My shitposts are such terrible flops that I don't even get the pornbot followers anymore
Subscribe to my reaction content channel where it's just hundreds of hours of me making this face at stuff
a man wearing glasses and a tie is looking at the camera in an office .
Alt: It's Michael Bolton from the office making a disgusted face at the woman who always says case of the Mondays
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Subscribe to my reaction content channel where it's just hundreds of hours of me making this face at stuff
I hope the barber knows what I mean when I ask for the 1998 Josh Hartnett haircut
November 29, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I hope the barber knows what I mean when I ask for the 1998 Josh Hartnett haircut
It's easy to boycott Black Friday when the sales haven't been good in 15 years
November 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
It's easy to boycott Black Friday when the sales haven't been good in 15 years
It's really been a great thanksgiving for Big Spatchcock
November 28, 2025 at 2:41 PM
It's really been a great thanksgiving for Big Spatchcock