Heather Hogan
@heatherhogan.bsky.social
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your friendly neighborhood soft butch // @thesicktimes.org engagement editor // http://theheatherhogan.substack.com // #LongCOVID
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Me: If you hear a loud crash, I've thrown my Kindle out of the bedroom window because the two women in this book started chasing the same man instead of making out.

Wife: Yeah, that's what I would have assumed.
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“STOP DOING THAT IT’S CLEARLY NOT WORKING!!!!” - my wife to the the episode of Tom and Jerry I turned to waiting for dinner to be done
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I told my sister one of the best weeks of my life was when we had chicken pox and our parents put us in a room with some new paints and Legos and left us alone, which, like. Was I simply born to be a hermit because that still sounds like a perfect week to me. Me and my best person and THAT’S IT.
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Just want to let y'all know that I've had to pass along my questions for Jude to a different moderator for tonight's event due to some unforeseen health conflicts. (Not COVID-19.) I am so bummed, but I hope you'll still get out and support Jude and this freaking brilliant book. 🧡
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We honor the legacy of Miss Major Griffin-Gracy, a fierce protector of our collective freedom. Our hearts are with her loved ones and all who carry her vision forward.

"We will honor Miss Major forever." - @imarajones.bsky.social
An illustration of Miss Major surrounded by candles with blue background and a famous quote of hers written in gold. The quote reads“I don’t need their permission to exist; I exist in spite of them. I want you to train and teach and love on and create families within my community and gender non-conforming people, so that we can understand that we have a culture, we have a history, we have a reason to be here. We have a purpose. We’re entitled to be loved, and seek happiness, and share that with the people that we care about.” -Miss Major Griffin-Gracy
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Nurse: Age?

Me: I was there when the Deep Magic was written! I was there the day the strength of Men failed!

Nurse: A number is fine.

Me: Forty-six…

Nurse: Fort—

Me: …physically. Bog witch age, spiritually.

Nurse: Okay, well, the doctor will be right in.
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Dude in grocery store goes “Some common sense advice: masks don’t do anything. Idiot.” I said “Forgive me for not taking ‘common sense advice’ from a guy wearing socks with Crocs in the rain.” I could tell by his face he’s gonna go to sleep tonight thinking about everyone on line laughing.
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You try saying no to this face!
A grey and white tabby cat with a pink nose lying on his back looking at his mom upside down.
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Oh my gosh!!! Peter! I had no idea! Thank you!
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My wife to the cats: You can't outsmart us, you guys.

Me, who gets outsmarted by our cats at least once a day: YEAH, YOU GUYS!!!
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Well I’ve now watched two-thirds of six episodes of Yellowjackets with my wife sitting beside me and telling me when to close my eyes and muting it at the extra-squelchy parts but now I’m lying in bed and the lamp has started flickering and my horror-watching career is OFFICIALLY OVER!!!!!
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Cynthia! Banana? Laffy Taffy? No! Surely! 😭
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Cassie, no! What a thing to say! You’ve had other candies and real bananas, right??!!!!
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I’m not a violent person but if I see you eating a banana Laffy Taffy, I will slap it out of your hands — for your own good!
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I’m sorry I truly love that Ryan Rucco referred to Bam Adebayo simply as “A’ja Wilson’s boyfriend.”
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Lol right? It is doing the opposite, ma’am!
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Lady at the pharmacy complaining so loud about Zohran Mamdani. She kept calling him “Mmmdaddy” but like as an insult? Everyone on line was trying so hard to keep it together. This one guy was like “Wow ‘Mmmdaddy’ is so mean! Definitely stop saying it! Do not keep repeating it loudly and in public!”
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I’ve done so many things I personally struggle to do with so much grace this week. I’m very proud of myself!
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Everybody ain't for everybody, I get that.

I'm certainly not everyone's cup of tea.

But if you can't appreciate what we're seeing from A'ja Wilson, you don't love the game like me.

#wnba