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cass city @heavenlygrandpa.bsky.social · 20h

little sketch I’ve been working on

Text made up of flowers and leaves on a pale green background. The text reads “No one is coming to save us”

cass city @heavenlygrandpa.bsky.social · 21h

i thought that i no longer had body dysmorphia but instead i just learned that i in fact now have the kind of body dysmorphia that makes me think i am vastly more attractive than i am in reality

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cass city @heavenlygrandpa.bsky.social · 1d

ultimate camouflage

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cass city @heavenlygrandpa.bsky.social · 1d

a quick poem

A handwritten poem in black ink on notebook paper. The poem reads:

A friend of mine
was taken
by a masked man
yesterday

Profits are on the rise
is all my government
had to say

A child down
the street was shot
for standing
in the way

But profits keep
on growing still
with every
passing day

They burn the books
and bodies
where the schoolkids
used to play

But rising profits
prove the health
of the American way

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cass city @heavenlygrandpa.bsky.social · 1d

i did! just a sketch I’m working on :)

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cass city @heavenlygrandpa.bsky.social · 1d

Image of a line graph on a white background. The graph ranges from “dawn of man” to “present day.” A blue line representing potable water rapidly decreases across the graph. A pink line representing breathable air rapidly decreases across the graph. An orange line representing bird species rapidly decreases across the graph. A yellow line representing coral reefs rapidly decreases across the graph. A purple line representing morale rapidly decreases and falls below the measurable threshold of the graph. A green line representing profits steadily grows across the span of the graph.

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cass city @heavenlygrandpa.bsky.social · 2d

i’m not making money off my art so i night as well make my art money

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cass city @heavenlygrandpa.bsky.social · 2d

mark mothersbaugh don’t move i am on my way

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cass city @heavenlygrandpa.bsky.social · 3d

trump won’t send troops to detroit because he fears eminem. chance the rapper does not scare him, hence why chicago is being invaded

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cass city @heavenlygrandpa.bsky.social · 4d

Johnny Cash could have written Born in the USA or The Times They are a-Changin’ but neither Springsteen nor Dylan could have written “Look at Them Beans”

John DeVore @johndevore.bsky.social · 4d

cash is cooler than springsteen and dylan this country is going to shit

A silly article by the Wall Street Journal

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cass city @heavenlygrandpa.bsky.social · 4d

madison is S tier

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cass city @heavenlygrandpa.bsky.social · 4d

i love when a bus driver hits the brakes like the drop in a dubstep song

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cass city @heavenlygrandpa.bsky.social · 5d

freddie krueger: one, two, freddie’s coming for you

guy who has a nightmare fetish: well i guess that makes two of us, big boy ;)

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cass city @heavenlygrandpa.bsky.social · 5d

i went to college with the daughter of one of the troll 2 actors (george hardy) and they treated troll 2 like it was citizen kane

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cass city @heavenlygrandpa.bsky.social · 5d

every day i see people on here shocked that authoritarianism has crept its way into their industries. don’t you people fucking realize yet that everything is delicately interconnected

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cass city @heavenlygrandpa.bsky.social · 5d

february is a skinny legend her calendar is snatched

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cass city @heavenlygrandpa.bsky.social · 5d

porn stars have to have one of the highest rates of carpal tunnel out of any profession

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cass city @heavenlygrandpa.bsky.social · 6d

ok well one thing we’re NOT gonna do is go gentle into that good night

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cass city @heavenlygrandpa.bsky.social · 7d

are you bringing beer to the country over party

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cass city @heavenlygrandpa.bsky.social · 7d

it’s big belly time

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cass city @heavenlygrandpa.bsky.social · 7d

yeah… i’m making the big bucks 😎

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cass city @heavenlygrandpa.bsky.social · 7d

(right after riding a cowboy) by god that’s the most christian horse i’ve ever seen

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cass city @heavenlygrandpa.bsky.social · 7d

ok. that’s it. i’m name shaming

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 9d

THE RADICAL LEFTISTS HAVE KILLED OUR BUSINESS
[also we got bought out by private equity who shuttered the store and fired everyone]
BUT IT WAS MOSTLY THE RADICAL LEFTISTS
also can we have a federal bailout 🥹

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cass city @heavenlygrandpa.bsky.social · 9d

in the print shop making money 💅

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