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𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾

@hellishaccountant.bsky.social

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𝘛𝘳𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 '𝘊𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘐 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺 𝘪𝘵 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘺 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 - Pierrot

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𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 8d

⭒˚‧ ︵‿⭒ཐིཋྀ
𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘺 𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩
𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯
𝘓𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶
𝘖𝘩, 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘐'𝘥 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶
ཐིཋྀ⭒‿︵ ‧˚⭒

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𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 1d

"An accountant. I already said that."

♡ °.•【 ROSE OSCURO ~ 】 @eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social · 1d

❝ Don't play dumb?! What are you! ❞

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 1d

"I... Am an accountant."

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 1d

Grunting! Trying really hard!

Giving up. He's going to go eat some cheese.

* 𝐈N𝓥ES† ㅤ ▒ 𝓙𝓝 ◝ ㅤ ТAℒᴇ𝓝†. @countingseconds.bsky.social · 1d

Gonna have to try harder ...
Shes holding herself pretty well !!
The ground however ... shes scooting closer .. the dirt isnt holding like it was before !

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 1d

Trying harder to suck her in! Straining!

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 1d

"I... Am an accountant."

♡ °.•【 ROSE OSCURO ~ 】 @eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social · 1d

❝ Hoouh-! ❞

He scrambles back, staring at the other. He points accusingly.

❝ What are you?! ❞

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 1d

Oh. Wait. He's taking human form.

"No one will ever believe you."

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 1d

Slurps up the cat in a mass of goo.

—— ४ 𝕷𝐨𝐤𝐢. @guilegod.bsky.social · 1d

⠀
walks around the timeline as a cat.
‎⠀

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 1d

Trying harder to suck her in! Straining!

* 𝐈N𝓥ES† ㅤ ▒ 𝓙𝓝 ◝ ㅤ ТAℒᴇ𝓝†. @countingseconds.bsky.social · 1d

... ( * 💢. )

Stabbing spider limbs into the floor behind herself﹑ using strength to start dragging back —- pulling away !!

❝ who the hell — ! ❞

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 1d

Sucking her into the goo~ ♡

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 1d

Oh. Wait. He's taking human form.

"No one will ever believe you."

♡ °.•【 ROSE OSCURO ~ 】 @eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social · 1d

Wuh.

... oh. He's- home. That's... okay. He's still vaguely damp, but okay.

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 1d

Casually spitting Rose out in a much safer location.

Get home safely! These streets are too dangerous to walk at this time of night!

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 1d

Casually spitting Rose out in a much safer location.

Get home safely! These streets are too dangerous to walk at this time of night!

♡ °.•【 ROSE OSCURO ~ 】 @eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social · 1d

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 1d

Final slurp.

♡ °.•【 ROSE OSCURO ~ 】 @eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social · 1d

SCREAMING! THRASHING! GET THIS GUNK OFF HIM HE'S GONNA CRASH OUT

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 1d

Slurrrrp~

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 1d

Sucking her into the goo~ ♡

* 𝐈N𝓥ES† ㅤ ▒ 𝓙𝓝 ◝ ㅤ ТAℒᴇ𝓝†. @countingseconds.bsky.social · 1d

❕️❔️.

SQUIRMING. Clearly unhappy.. its gonna get in her HAIR !——

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 1d

Grabbing someone with his goo.

Snuggle.♡

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 1d

Slurrrrp~

♡ °.•【 ROSE OSCURO ~ 】 @eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social · 1d

EEEEEEW!!!!! HE'S GONNA DIE

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 1d

Slurp slorp. ♡

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 1d

Slurp slorp. ♡

♡ °.•【 ROSE OSCURO ~ 】 @eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social · 1d

EWWWW EW EW EW GET IT OFF HIM GET IT OOOFF!!!

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 1d

Consuming the reader with goo.

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 1d

//where did you come from
Where did you go
Where did you come from
Cotton Eye Joe

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 1d

No! Because they need their grabbers for premium snack swiping, not to drive!

𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄, @the-vindicator.bsky.social · 1d

Dude, I can't be ableist against a raccoon, they're just scientifically short because if they get any taller they'd lose their balance. It's just a fact!

Besides, /you/ are being ableist about them not being able to grip the wheels, they so can grip them!

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 1d

No. It's because their hands can't grip the wheels.

Can't believe you're being ableist against short raccoons.

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 1d

Consuming the reader with goo.

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 1d

No. It's because their hands can't grip the wheels.

Can't believe you're being ableist against short raccoons.

𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄, @the-vindicator.bsky.social · 1d

Tsk, yeah, I fucking know that. It's because they can't reach the pedals since they're short as shit.

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 1d

Did you know that there are no raccoons certified to drive a forklift?

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 1d

Did you know that there are no raccoons certified to drive a forklift?

𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄, @the-vindicator.bsky.social · 1d

Dude, I have all the animal facts. Would you like to know more?

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 1d

Grabbing someone with his goo.

Snuggle.♡

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 1d

Got his head down. Very demure. Very mindful.

"I keep torturing my boss's child for cheese."

𝖣𝖾𝖺𝗇 𝖶 . @whiskeyhunt.bsky.social · 1d

"Come to confess?"

This man is not an actual priest, Dean Whinchester will not absolve you—

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 1d

You do know that most diseases can't travel from animal to human and vice versa, right?

𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙏𝙖𝙢🦇 @batstalker.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, oh yes. Because the germs will politely WAIT until I’ve washed them away to attack my immune system—

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 1d

You can literally take a shower. Let him have a hug.

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 1d

You can literally take a shower. Let him have a hug.

𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙏𝙖𝙢🦇 @batstalker.bsky.social · 1d

I gave him TISSUES. If the hedgehog’s contagious—

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 1d

You're bullying a poor hedgehog.

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 1d

You're bullying a poor hedgehog.

𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙏𝙖𝙢🦇 @batstalker.bsky.social · 1d

What about justice for my SPLEEN?? It’s GONE, you know—

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 1d

#JusticeForSilver

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 1d

Come, hedgehog friend. I'll make you soup.

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 1d

#JusticeForSilver

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 2d

Prime... Baby... All pretty but so dumb...

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 2d

Hm? Oh, I just heard misuse of a lab and interpreted that as "accident". ♡