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𝘛𝘳𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 '𝘊𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘐 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺 𝘪𝘵 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘺 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 - Pierrot

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𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 6d

⭒˚‧ ︵‿⭒ཐིཋྀ
𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘺 𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩
𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯
𝘓𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶
𝘖𝘩, 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘐'𝘥 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶
ཐིཋྀ⭒‿︵ ‧˚⭒

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𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 4h

You do know that most diseases can't travel from animal to human and vice versa, right?

𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙏𝙖𝙢🦇 @batstalker.bsky.social · 4h

Oh, oh yes. Because the germs will politely WAIT until I’ve washed them away to attack my immune system—

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 4h

You can literally take a shower. Let him have a hug.

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 4h

You can literally take a shower. Let him have a hug.

𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙏𝙖𝙢🦇 @batstalker.bsky.social · 4h

I gave him TISSUES. If the hedgehog’s contagious—

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 4h

You're bullying a poor hedgehog.

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 4h

You're bullying a poor hedgehog.

𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙏𝙖𝙢🦇 @batstalker.bsky.social · 4h

What about justice for my SPLEEN?? It’s GONE, you know—

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 4h

#JusticeForSilver

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 4h

Come, hedgehog friend. I'll make you soup.

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 4h

#JusticeForSilver

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 13h

Prime... Baby... All pretty but so dumb...

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 13h

Hm? Oh, I just heard misuse of a lab and interpreted that as "accident". ♡

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 13h

Yes. ♡

𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗕𝗢𝗬 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗘 @breakreality.bsky.social · 13h

No. ❤️

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 13h

So pay the jerk tax.

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 13h

"Prime, it's for you."

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 13h

//bet

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 13h

//I was about to follow it up by calling out Prime, but...

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𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 13h

So pay the jerk tax.

𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗕𝗢𝗬 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗘 @breakreality.bsky.social · 13h

Exactly.

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 13h

Being an insufferable prick?

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 13h

"Nevermind, Tim-'

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 13h

"Oh, sorry. It's an eviction notice.

Something about misuse of a lab setting?"

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𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 13h

Being an insufferable prick?

𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗕𝗢𝗬 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗘 @breakreality.bsky.social · 13h

I'm Superboy-Prime, what do you think my job is?

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 13h

Do you have a job?

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 13h

"Hey, Tim?"

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 13h

"Letter for-"

Checks notes.

"Scrawny midget."

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 13h

Do you have a job?

𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗕𝗢𝗬 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗘 @breakreality.bsky.social · 13h

My existence doesn't require me to pay taxes. I think.

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 13h

How did you fuck up this bad???

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 13h

How did you fuck up this bad???

𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗕𝗢𝗬 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗘 @breakreality.bsky.social · 13h

Yeah, that's right.

How do you like it?

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 13h

Whole ass hip sway like he's slow dancing while singing.

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 13h

🎶 You know you're bright as the morning, as soft as the rain

Pretty as a vine, as sweet as a grape 🎶

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𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 13h

Hey~

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 1d

//she's a queen for this

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 1d

//I'VE DONE MY WAITING. TWELVE YEARS OF IT! IN AZKABAN!

Wait, wrong franchise

NATSU DRAGNEEL! @fierytaildemon.bsky.social · 1d

((PLEASEEE DO!! JOIN ME!! JOINNNNN MEEEEEEHHH!!

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 1d

//dee, help me. Leo's got a fairy tail account and now I want to make the most underrated badass from there

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𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 1d

//oh my god. When she's depleted of magic, she turns skinny. She legit just loves being plump and friend shaped

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𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 1d

//mostly because I used to rp her