𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾
@hellishaccountant.bsky.social
𝘛𝘳𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳
'𝘊𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘐 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺 𝘪𝘵 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘺 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦
- Pierrot
'𝘊𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘐 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺 𝘪𝘵 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘺 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦
- Pierrot
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𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾
@hellishaccountant.bsky.social
· Oct 4
⭒˚‧ ︵‿⭒ཐིཋྀ
𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘺 𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩
𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯
𝘓𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶
𝘖𝘩, 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘐'𝘥 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶
ཐིཋྀ⭒‿︵ ‧˚⭒
𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘺 𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩
𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯
𝘓𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶
𝘖𝘩, 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘐'𝘥 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶
ཐིཋྀ⭒‿︵ ‧˚⭒
Consuming the burnt bread like a snake consuming a rat.
January 17, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Consuming the burnt bread like a snake consuming a rat.
//spooky, you made me do this
January 17, 2026 at 5:23 AM
//spooky, you made me do this
Just seeing you happy is all the nourishment I need, miss Chey.♡
January 17, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Just seeing you happy is all the nourishment I need, miss Chey.♡
I'm a single mom who works two jobs
Who loves her kids and never stops
Who loves her kids and never stops
You have a cousin AND a kid? Dude.
I can't believe you're treating me this way when I'm a struggling single mother.
January 17, 2026 at 5:19 AM
I'm a single mom who works two jobs
Who loves her kids and never stops
Who loves her kids and never stops
!
Miss Chey!
(Slithers over)
Miss Chey!
(Slithers over)
January 17, 2026 at 5:18 AM
!
Miss Chey!
(Slithers over)
Miss Chey!
(Slithers over)
I can't believe you're treating me this way when I'm a struggling single mother.
What do you want me to do? Steal? Tf.
Two string cheeses isn't enough to feed anyone.
January 17, 2026 at 5:15 AM
I can't believe you're treating me this way when I'm a struggling single mother.
:(
Go rummage the kitchen for someones lunch like the rest of us
But I'm hungry. :(
January 17, 2026 at 5:12 AM
:(
Two string cheeses isn't enough to feed anyone.
Man, even the cheese I left for you isn't enough anymore.
I had to get a second job. Bruce keeps forgetting to feed me.
January 17, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Two string cheeses isn't enough to feed anyone.
I had to get a second job. Bruce keeps forgetting to feed me.
What's this, I thought Steve worked for WE?
January 17, 2026 at 5:10 AM
I had to get a second job. Bruce keeps forgetting to feed me.
Ah-
Wh-
YOU'RE SAYING I COULD HAVE HAD CANDY!?
Wh-
YOU'RE SAYING I COULD HAVE HAD CANDY!?
Then I'll take away your Christmas candy bonus.
Ding ding you're wrong. I can consume anything.
January 17, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Ah-
Wh-
YOU'RE SAYING I COULD HAVE HAD CANDY!?
Wh-
YOU'RE SAYING I COULD HAVE HAD CANDY!?
But I'm hungry. :(
vore believe it or not is NOT on my kink list ☝️
. . .
Can I consume the bat?
Can I consume the bat?
January 17, 2026 at 5:06 AM
But I'm hungry. :(
Ding ding you're wrong. I can consume anything.
No.
. . .
Can I consume the bat?
Can I consume the bat?
January 17, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Ding ding you're wrong. I can consume anything.
. . .
Can I consume the bat?
Can I consume the bat?
January 17, 2026 at 5:05 AM
. . .
Can I consume the bat?
Can I consume the bat?
Turns into a mass of goo. Slithering into Jason's boots. Licks between his toes just to really screw with him.
January 16, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Turns into a mass of goo. Slithering into Jason's boots. Licks between his toes just to really screw with him.
//lmao Dee. I was joking with Caspian and Mars about the whole what if Steve accidentally healed people by consuming them and we had the whole Lazarus and Steve Pit
January 16, 2026 at 6:41 PM
//lmao Dee. I was joking with Caspian and Mars about the whole what if Steve accidentally healed people by consuming them and we had the whole Lazarus and Steve Pit
Cousin Ron.
tHEN WHO'S GOO IS THIS AHH
< Is not the one eating the shoe
January 16, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Cousin Ron.
< Is not the one eating the shoe
oh steve's back.
( sees goo eating a shoe. )
( sees goo eating a shoe. )
January 16, 2026 at 6:37 PM
< Is not the one eating the shoe
//Listen. For once, it's not Mars' muses being traumatized by the goo
January 16, 2026 at 6:36 PM
//Listen. For once, it's not Mars' muses being traumatized by the goo
//aggressively shakes GIMME MY KEYBOARD ALREADY
January 16, 2026 at 6:36 PM
//aggressively shakes GIMME MY KEYBOARD ALREADY
//Steve: I would never hurt my boss's kids
Also Steve: but I will traumatize them all
Also Steve: but I will traumatize them all
January 16, 2026 at 6:34 PM
//Steve: I would never hurt my boss's kids
Also Steve: but I will traumatize them all
Also Steve: but I will traumatize them all
UNHINGES JAW AND SLURPS UP JASON-
January 16, 2026 at 6:33 PM
UNHINGES JAW AND SLURPS UP JASON-
//prime watching with popcorn because at least it isn't him this time
January 16, 2026 at 6:23 PM
//prime watching with popcorn because at least it isn't him this time