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I could get you a chicken to make up for your lacking of one.
Happy Halloween, I would have dressed up, but I couldn't find a costume that suit me. Aside from Shane from Stardew Valley, except I don't a own a chicken, so you guys will just get me dressing up as a less depressed me. Oooooo, scary.
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Not if we eat them first.
I think Sonar will eat them all.
But what? Don't leave a trailing but, dad bod, it's annoying.
We could always order some sweets for ourselves, but...
Yes. Very bad time. I need my sugar fix! Mommy's got a craving!
Is now a bad time to mention the snack machine is out of sweets?
I will accept this in exchange for crackers.
You're starting to become my emotional support goo.
Aww, would you miss me if I did?
Don't die goo man.
I just have to fight someone I know now.
I am worried-.
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Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
Is this like? A white collar crime thing?
Oh. Good to know.
It's twinkies.
Are... Are they not actually called twinks???
The ones hostess make, right?
I have a bat guy I work with. He called them twinks and rather than fight him on it, I just accepted it as the new word.
Twinks, you say?
Whatever, not the worst weirdo ever. Just stop licking my blood and stealing my food, ans I'll buy you twinks- Twinkies in exchange.
I'm sorry...
Jeez, a weirdo.