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• 25+ mun / minors DNI / Lewd DNI •
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filters by 𝐤𝐚𝐢𝐣𝐮𝐜𝐚𝐭.
𝚆𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚢: #𝐏𝐘𝐑𝐎
I hear something..3 blocks over—
I hear something..3 blocks over—
"There, there, white boy...chin up!"
"If you want, I'll fuck the guy senseless and record the whole ordeal. You can live through me vicariously."
Did he though? Did he really? He clears his throat, covering one VERY red cheek and looking away from Deadpool.
❝ Ugh- w-whatever! I'm not sleeping with him! ❞
Arms crossed over his chest, watching Rose & letting him — have his moment.
"Uhuhhhh. Glad I could give you the pep talk, peanut. So when you go to pound town with Chuckles, tell me about it, mkay!"
"There, there, white boy...chin up!"
"If you want, I'll fuck the guy senseless and record the whole ordeal. You can live through me vicariously."
"Mission success." ++
He offered the wildly chaotic mutant a hand to shake. "We're always short handed these days. Be good to have your skill set on hand. Just... Keep those lips to yourself unless you are actually invited."
A ghost of a smile played on Summers face.
~
Comically prying himself from it before he'd feigned an offended gasp. "What kind of PERVERT do you take me for, Cyke?"
"What? Have the X-Men never heard of kissing the homies hello?? No wonder you guys are always falling apart." ++
"Mission success." ++
Comically prying himself from it before he'd feigned an offended gasp. "What kind of PERVERT do you take me for, Cyke?"
"What? Have the X-Men never heard of kissing the homies hello?? No wonder you guys are always falling apart." ++
"Please Wade."
Puckers up while running towards him.
Comically prying himself from it before he'd feigned an offended gasp. "What kind of PERVERT do you take me for, Cyke?"
"What? Have the X-Men never heard of kissing the homies hello?? No wonder you guys are always falling apart." ++
Arms crossed over his chest, watching Rose & letting him — have his moment.
"Uhuhhhh. Glad I could give you the pep talk, peanut. So when you go to pound town with Chuckles, tell me about it, mkay!"
Even so, he finds himself more jealous of the guy. How strange.
❝ Maybe the two of you could smash. Hell, why not smash Joker? Fuck it! Right?? It's like you said, there are worse people! ❞
"And now I'm suddenly jealous of The Joker..???"
Arms crossed over his chest, watching Rose & letting him — have his moment.
"Uhuhhhh. Glad I could give you the pep talk, peanut. So when you go to pound town with Chuckles, tell me about it, mkay!"
( ˶˘ ³˘)♡
( ˶˘ ³˘)♡
Been a hot minute since he let himself go totally nuts.
He left me in Discord bot HELL.
Been a hot minute since he let himself go totally nuts.
He left me in Discord bot HELL.
Except for a few are rotten peanuts. Like downright just AWFUL. Eugh.
But I can say I do like Dee. Hi, Dee!
Except for a few are rotten peanuts. Like downright just AWFUL. Eugh.
But I can say I do like Dee. Hi, Dee!
Imagine being created with AI, talk about having it ROUGH. And here I thought I was the ugly one here.
Making me out to be a supermodel with a mug like that.
Imagine being created with AI, talk about having it ROUGH. And here I thought I was the ugly one here.
Making me out to be a supermodel with a mug like that.
Anyway.
Couldn't find any killer boots on clearance.
Is the beard necessary.
I hope you have big santa boots on though.
NOW we're talkin'!!
Anyway.
Couldn't find any killer boots on clearance.
NOW we're talkin'!!
NOW we're talkin'!!
Wet dreams about this tonight for sure.
Wet dreams about this tonight for sure.
(This will happen in 60 years)
(This will happen in 60 years)
Not Slade! My name is WUH-AID.