"You're not busting my balls, tugging them, and twisting them to a pretzel shape with a side of German ale??? Oooh my god. You're SERIOUS."

A sudden gasp with both hands reaching his face.

"Coffee date accepted, Peanut, but OH MY GOD I'M ON THE X-MEN!"

"Wait, wait, wait." One could swear there was an aubible record scratch of a moment, tugging his hand back. The white eyes of his mask narrowing at the mutant.

"Shut the front door and deadbolt that bitch. Did you just say what I think you said, Slim jim??? Are you for real right now??" ++

"Sounds like you need someone to be the glue that holds you all together. And yes, I will accept the invite, thank you, Slim."

"To me, my X-Men..!!"