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• 25+ mun / minors DNI / Lewd DNI •
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filters by 𝐤𝐚𝐢𝐣𝐮𝐜𝐚𝐭.
𝚆𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚢: #𝐏𝐘𝐑𝐎
WILL I? Who knows. Stay tuned. (I wanna make 500 accounts)
WILL I? Who knows. Stay tuned. (I wanna make 500 accounts)
"No, but I'm just here to spread joy and unecessary sexual tension." Closing his book! ++
He gave the normally buffoonish mercenary-sometimes-hero a wry grin. "I came by to Welcome you to the X-Men."
Unless your name starts with "Lo" and ends with "gan", then you can sit something else on me, big guy.
But ALAS! It is Christmas time once again! Let's get this snowball rollin.
"No, but I'm just here to spread joy and unecessary sexual tension." Closing his book! ++
Unless your name starts with "Lo" and ends with "gan", then you can sit something else on me, big guy.
But ALAS! It is Christmas time once again! Let's get this snowball rollin.
Unless your name starts with "Lo" and ends with "gan", then you can sit something else on me, big guy.
But ALAS! It is Christmas time once again! Let's get this snowball rollin.
I'll let him down my tight little chimney. But I digress, my star-crossed multi-universal lover.
I'll let him down my tight little chimney. But I digress, my star-crossed multi-universal lover.
Would he mind if he used a chainsaw?
Let's go, hot stuff.
Let's go, hot stuff.
Let's go, hot stuff.
Damn. Really thought I was doing something there.
Uh huh.
Damn. Really thought I was doing something there.
I hear something..3 blocks over—
I hear something..3 blocks over—
"There, there, white boy...chin up!"
"If you want, I'll fuck the guy senseless and record the whole ordeal. You can live through me vicariously."
Did he though? Did he really? He clears his throat, covering one VERY red cheek and looking away from Deadpool.
❝ Ugh- w-whatever! I'm not sleeping with him! ❞
Arms crossed over his chest, watching Rose & letting him — have his moment.
"Uhuhhhh. Glad I could give you the pep talk, peanut. So when you go to pound town with Chuckles, tell me about it, mkay!"
"There, there, white boy...chin up!"
"If you want, I'll fuck the guy senseless and record the whole ordeal. You can live through me vicariously."
"Mission success." ++
He offered the wildly chaotic mutant a hand to shake. "We're always short handed these days. Be good to have your skill set on hand. Just... Keep those lips to yourself unless you are actually invited."
A ghost of a smile played on Summers face.
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Comically prying himself from it before he'd feigned an offended gasp. "What kind of PERVERT do you take me for, Cyke?"
"What? Have the X-Men never heard of kissing the homies hello?? No wonder you guys are always falling apart." ++
"Mission success." ++
Comically prying himself from it before he'd feigned an offended gasp. "What kind of PERVERT do you take me for, Cyke?"
"What? Have the X-Men never heard of kissing the homies hello?? No wonder you guys are always falling apart." ++
"Please Wade."
Puckers up while running towards him.
Comically prying himself from it before he'd feigned an offended gasp. "What kind of PERVERT do you take me for, Cyke?"
"What? Have the X-Men never heard of kissing the homies hello?? No wonder you guys are always falling apart." ++
Arms crossed over his chest, watching Rose & letting him — have his moment.
"Uhuhhhh. Glad I could give you the pep talk, peanut. So when you go to pound town with Chuckles, tell me about it, mkay!"
Even so, he finds himself more jealous of the guy. How strange.
❝ Maybe the two of you could smash. Hell, why not smash Joker? Fuck it! Right?? It's like you said, there are worse people! ❞
"And now I'm suddenly jealous of The Joker..???"
Arms crossed over his chest, watching Rose & letting him — have his moment.
"Uhuhhhh. Glad I could give you the pep talk, peanut. So when you go to pound town with Chuckles, tell me about it, mkay!"
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