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((a new Spooky account a day keeps my penis erect.

I don't think that's how the saying goes, but.
January 27, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Right. That was underplaying it a little, with the blood Tim was staring at.

“You need help with it?”
❝ Flesh wound. ❞ His clothes told a different story. There was an entry point and an exit point.

But Yeray's powers were strange, so he wasn’t exactly lying either. Only the skin layer had gotten damaged.

❝ Nothing disinfectant and a few stitches can't fix. ❞
Tim was quietly staring when he showed up. At Yeray’s leg.

“You’re— bleeding.” Said very helpfully.
January 27, 2026 at 10:00 AM
“I really hope a pregnant Caroline Hill isn’t something I have to go undercover as.. ever.”

Would it work? Absolutely. And people would dote over him— her. Ask Caroline if she needed to sit down, how the pregnancy is coming along..

Coddling. It might be worse than being benched.

At Bart talking —
❝ Undercover at a hospital where weird stuff is happening? ❞

What? It was Gotham. It wouldn't be the first time strange stuff happened at a hospital. And he was pretty sure women would be more prone to talk to Tim's feminine alter ego right now... People had a tendency to lower their guard around +
Lips pressed together, Tim just gave him a thin smile.

“Or— any mission material. Really.”

Another sip from the mug while Bart came closer.

“Just the autopsy? For now? I hope we don’t need the body. That’d be.. messier.”
January 27, 2026 at 9:53 AM
Tim was quietly staring when he showed up. At Yeray’s leg.

“You’re— bleeding.” Said very helpfully.
Yeray got back from patrol a few minutes later. He looked mostly fine, save for the pool of blood accumulating on the outer side of his left leg.

❝ What a night. ❞
— Reverse Flash mess and now Ronnie and.. Joker.

Tim could hope the media’s been distracted by that too, but with his luck, it’s getting noticeable.

“I should.. talk to Yeray.”
January 27, 2026 at 9:43 AM
Lips pressed together, Tim just gave him a thin smile.

“Or— any mission material. Really.”

Another sip from the mug while Bart came closer.

“Just the autopsy? For now? I hope we don’t need the body. That’d be.. messier.”
❝ Yeah... Not exactly stealth mission material right now. ❞ Bart joked a little bit, getting up from the floor to get a bit closer to his friend. ❝ Do you need the body or just the autopsy report? ❞
“…. Out of the two of us.. I don’t think I’d be the better idea.”

Just a glance. Down at his stomach, covered by definitely somebody else’s hoodie. Tim’s own don’t fit nicely anymore.
January 27, 2026 at 9:31 AM
Tim.. really needs to figure out the whole public appearances issue.

For both Red Robin and Timothy Drake-Wayne. Neither have been seen in.. a while. Red Robin because he’s benched and.. himself since Theo’s gotten too big.

But everything’s been distracting him from that. First, the whole —
January 27, 2026 at 8:44 AM
[ A swallow. Tim’s mouth felt dry.

Would it be wrong to kiss him again?

This was.. they shouldn’t be doing this. But Tim— wanted it. And he was having a hard time caring that he shouldn’t.. ]

You won’t tell me what it is..? My reward, if I’m.. good? For you?
[ There was something that would cause Lonnie to stir within, the way he'd watch Tim's face shade to red.

Flustered because of him & the idea of it all had been far more thrilling that he cared to admit. ]

If you're not, I guess you'll just have to miss out on your reward then..
[ Tim had leaned into it, kissing back, and then those words made him choke on the air in his throat.

Color creeping onto his face, even as blue eyes kept on Lonnie’s ]

.. What if I’m not?
January 27, 2026 at 6:57 AM
“…. Out of the two of us.. I don’t think I’d be the better idea.”

Just a glance. Down at his stomach, covered by definitely somebody else’s hoodie. Tim’s own don’t fit nicely anymore.
❝ Please tell me I am not the one who has to go grab a dead body... ❞
Well that was.. something?

“So it was tampered with? Leaning closer to the body swap option? Which would mean Joker survived somehow.. and they— put a Jokerized body in his place?”

“We’d.. have to find where they’re keeping it. The GCPD.”
January 27, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Well that was.. something?

“So it was tampered with? Leaning closer to the body swap option? Which would mean Joker survived somehow.. and they— put a Jokerized body in his place?”

“We’d.. have to find where they’re keeping it. The GCPD.”
❝ Rubble never falls like Jason found it... ❞ He said at last. ❝ I've tried like... A thousand different ones. Some get close, but none is just like it. I can keep running it if you want... Though we could look at the bones, the damage would be different on the bones, and– Man, I sound like +
“I think he’s made it on a lot of those lists..”

And— shit. Tim still hadn’t gone and told Jason about it. The Joker still being alive.
January 27, 2026 at 12:52 AM
“I think he’s made it on a lot of those lists..”

And— shit. Tim still hadn’t gone and told Jason about it. The Joker still being alive.
❝ Yeah... I mean, it feels horrible to say it, but he is on my very short "if dies, he dies" list. It's a veeeeeery tiny list. Like... I could count it on one hand and have some fingers left short. ❞
That got Tim to snort, even if it didn’t get rid of the stress.

“God, it feels like it, doesn’t it?” This would’ve been a whole lot easier if the Joker really did die..
January 27, 2026 at 12:11 AM
// 😟
January 27, 2026 at 12:08 AM
That got Tim to snort, even if it didn’t get rid of the stress.

“God, it feels like it, doesn’t it?” This would’ve been a whole lot easier if the Joker really did die..
❝ I am starting to buy that conspiracy theory about him being some universal Pennywise-like parasite thingy. ❞ He joked. Bart needed humour, or he was going to start screaming.
Tim was just running one hand through dark hair, nails scratching over his scalp while he just tried to 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬.

“Maybe—? Why can’t he just brag about how he did it already.. he always does.”
January 27, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Tim was just running one hand through dark hair, nails scratching over his scalp while he just tried to 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬.

“Maybe—? Why can’t he just brag about how he did it already.. he always does.”
Bart sighed, typing again, adjusting parameters. Trying to find something...

❝ Maybe he... Jokerized someone? Some kind of mind control thing? ❞
And the smile. Tim could see it, through Hood’s feed on his helmet.

How could anybody fake that.

“It shouldn’t.. be possible. But the DNA isn’t a match, and he’s been giving Rose.. signs.”

Joker either lived and swapped out the body.. or it wasn’t him to begin with. And either way, they have —
January 26, 2026 at 11:59 PM
And the smile. Tim could see it, through Hood’s feed on his helmet.

How could anybody fake that.

“It shouldn’t.. be possible. But the DNA isn’t a match, and he’s been giving Rose.. signs.”

Joker either lived and swapped out the body.. or it wasn’t him to begin with. And either way, they have —
❝ I don’t think so... I mean, yeah the makeup is very good at distracting from little tells but... ❞

Bart just made a very frustrated sound, putting his hands on his faces.

❝ But you said the body isn't him... I hate this. I hate not understanding this. ❞
“… Yeah. It would’ve.”

Holding the mug, Tim walked back over, eyes on the hologram.

“If that 𝘸𝘢𝘴 Joker— or, do you think Ronnie could get tricked by somebody just wearing clown makeup? Playing dress up?”

And Jason? Jason saw the body too. But maybe he wasn’t looking at the face, trying not to.
January 26, 2026 at 11:42 PM
// JJSDJFK
💥/: I love how this account started
would ABSOLUTELY take it
January 26, 2026 at 11:31 PM
“… Yeah. It would’ve.”

Holding the mug, Tim walked back over, eyes on the hologram.

“If that 𝘸𝘢𝘴 Joker— or, do you think Ronnie could get tricked by somebody just wearing clown makeup? Playing dress up?”

And Jason? Jason saw the body too. But maybe he wasn’t looking at the face, trying not to.
❝ No clue... But wouldn't the "body" have turned to a pile of mud by now if it was him? ❞
Tim was already swallowing coffee down when Bart spoke.

And he was thinking.

“Maybe.. no one did? If it was never Joker to begin with?”

Did he 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 what Ronnie would do? Was it somehow a fake?

“.. Do we know where Clayface is—?”
January 26, 2026 at 11:30 PM
// naninaninani

you made bart🥺 like i wanted🥺 and ur really really good at writinghim and wehaveplots
💥/: Sue me, my day started bad and I want attention
January 26, 2026 at 2:24 PM
I think of clown kissing.
I can’t look at roses the same way ever again and it’s your fault.
January 26, 2026 at 2:19 PM
// i steal too🙂‍↕️

now i eep…. eepy eep
January 26, 2026 at 2:18 PM
<—
January 26, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Confer with Lonnie..
I'm not the one pushing out babies.

I don't even scientifically know how he did that yet... I need to run some tests.
January 26, 2026 at 2:17 PM
// i forgot why i DID but now i follow bc rose and tim silly🙂‍↕️

cascascascas
【 ♡ 】I stole it. What's up
January 26, 2026 at 2:16 PM
……..

Maybe you need to start letting one of us know when you’re into somebody.. they should be screened
I will say, it is strange that TWO people associated with the color green that have shown an interest in me have turned out to be evil, egotistical, and murderous.

Though. I knew what I was getting into with Joker.
January 26, 2026 at 6:59 AM
That’s a relief—
I'm a hopeless romantic, but not stupid.
January 26, 2026 at 6:41 AM
Well.. on the bright side you don’t think of them as love letters….
January 26, 2026 at 6:34 AM