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@batstalker.bsky.social
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ɪ ʟɪᴋᴇ ɴɪɢʜᴛ ᴘʜᴏᴛᴏɢʀᴀᴘʜʏ. ଓ༉‧.⭒ֶָ֢⋆. 𓅨 🗯ೀ ⋆。˚'✩'༘𖦹˚. ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 𓅯 `` ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ʙᴀᴛᴍᴀɴ. ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ *ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅꜱ* ’ ’ `` ᴡʜᴏ’ꜱ ʟᴀᴜɢʜɪɴɢ ɴᴏᴡ? ᴡᴇʟʟ ɴᴏᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴇxᴀᴄᴛʟʏ ʙᴜᴛ ɴᴏᴛ ʜɪᴍ ᴇɪᴛʜᴇʀ ’ ’ - #DCRP [ 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘶𝘯𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘦𝘥 ]
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batstalker.bsky.social
// im allowed to demand this, because i just ate
batstalker.bsky.social
Almost slamming his hip into the counter running in after him.

“Damian!-“
dem0nbaby.bsky.social
He runs into the kitchen.

“No!”
batstalker.bsky.social
Reaching a hand out….

“COME ON—“
batstalker.bsky.social
I MEANT YOU CAN SPEAK, LIKE A PERSON—
thepsychichedgehog.bsky.social
You-

You fugly human trash-!!
batstalker.bsky.social
Sure, but that’s not a regular hedgehog?? Better safe than sorry, right?—
batstalker.bsky.social
Reaching a hand out….

“COME ON—“
dem0nbaby.bsky.social
He continues running and screaming.

“NOOOOO!”
batstalker.bsky.social
Sure, but that’s not a regular hedgehog?? Better safe than sorry, right?—
hellishaccountant.bsky.social
You do know that most diseases can't travel from animal to human and vice versa, right?
batstalker.bsky.social
Oh, oh yes. Because the germs will politely WAIT until I’ve washed them away to attack my immune system—
batstalker.bsky.social
“Ah.” A slight frown tugged at his face, eyes kept on the other. “Well, Babs is pretty cool. You see her much?”
spiermint.bsky.social
" You're very welcome for the coffee, I am Nate Gordon. Obviously. I only like my aunt Barb, she's the cool one. Me and old man Jim never get along..."
batstalker.bsky.social
Fear filled his eyes, VERY briefly, and then Tim sighed in relief.

“Oh, I thought you were going to say his SON. Whew— nice to meet you? Thanks for the coffee.”
batstalker.bsky.social
Oh, oh yes. Because the germs will politely WAIT until I’ve washed them away to attack my immune system—
hellishaccountant.bsky.social
You can literally take a shower. Let him have a hug.
batstalker.bsky.social
I gave him TISSUES. If the hedgehog’s contagious—
batstalker.bsky.social
I gave him TISSUES. If the hedgehog’s contagious—
hellishaccountant.bsky.social
You're bullying a poor hedgehog.
batstalker.bsky.social
What about justice for my SPLEEN?? It’s GONE, you know—
batstalker.bsky.social
What about justice for my SPLEEN?? It’s GONE, you know—
batstalker.bsky.social
Fear filled his eyes, VERY briefly, and then Tim sighed in relief.

“Oh, I thought you were going to say his SON. Whew— nice to meet you? Thanks for the coffee.”
spiermint.bsky.social
" Oh you know me, not personally but figuratively. "

" I am James Gordon's nephew..."
batstalker.bsky.social
“I shouldn’t take that.. I don’t know you……”

Tim’s taking the coffee anyway, sipping on it.