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BART ALLEN
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❝ Oops! Spoilers. ❞

— Bart ❝Impulse❞ Allen.

{ By #NANI, she/he ; +25 }

❮ 𝗗𝗡𝗜 𝗟𝗘𝗪𝗗 𝗙𝗢𝗖𝗨𝗦𝗘𝗗 / 𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗢𝗥 / 𝗔𝗜 ❯

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The name gave him pause for a fraction of a moment too short to ever be registered.

That was normal, right? He had heard kids complain about it before. "Sometimes my mom calls me by my aunt's name,' "sometimes grandpa calls me the names of like three cousins before getting to me..." and so on.

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“Yeah, that’s right,” Barry says softly, already inching out. “Good job, Nora. Now come on, with me!”

Barry races out a second later, no thought given to what he just said and who he just praised.
Bart did his best to focus. His comms were meant to catch certain sounds a bit better than his ears could.

❝ Screaching tyres. ❞
January 27, 2026 at 1:44 AM
💥/: Still thinking about the Speed Force calling the speedsters "My chosen. The tips of my nerves. The holders of my breath." in The Flash (2023).
January 27, 2026 at 1:19 AM
❝ Please tell me I am not the one who has to go grab a dead body... ❞
Well that was.. something?

“So it was tampered with? Leaning closer to the body swap option? Which would mean Joker survived somehow.. and they— put a Jokerized body in his place?”

“We’d.. have to find where they’re keeping it. The GCPD.”
❝ Rubble never falls like Jason found it... ❞ He said at last. ❝ I've tried like... A thousand different ones. Some get close, but none is just like it. I can keep running it if you want... Though we could look at the bones, the damage would be different on the bones, and– Man, I sound like +
January 27, 2026 at 12:57 AM
❝ Rubble never falls like Jason found it... ❞ He said at last. ❝ I've tried like... A thousand different ones. Some get close, but none is just like it. I can keep running it if you want... Though we could look at the bones, the damage would be different on the bones, and– Man, I sound like +
“I think he’s made it on a lot of those lists..”

And— shit. Tim still hadn’t gone and told Jason about it. The Joker still being alive.
❝ Yeah... I mean, it feels horrible to say it, but he is on my very short "if dies, he dies" list. It's a veeeeeery tiny list. Like... I could count it on one hand and have some fingers left short. ❞
January 27, 2026 at 12:20 AM
💥/: WHEEZE
January 27, 2026 at 12:09 AM
❝ Yeah... I mean, it feels horrible to say it, but he is on my very short "if dies, he dies" list. It's a veeeeeery tiny list. Like... I could count it on one hand and have some fingers left short. ❞
That got Tim to snort, even if it didn’t get rid of the stress.

“God, it feels like it, doesn’t it?” This would’ve been a whole lot easier if the Joker really did die..
❝ I am starting to buy that conspiracy theory about him being some universal Pennywise-like parasite thingy. ❞ He joked. Bart needed humour, or he was going to start screaming.
January 27, 2026 at 12:09 AM
❝ I am starting to buy that conspiracy theory about him being some universal Pennywise-like parasite thingy. ❞ He joked. Bart needed humour, or he was going to start screaming.
Tim was just running one hand through dark hair, nails scratching over his scalp while he just tried to 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬.

“Maybe—? Why can’t he just brag about how he did it already.. he always does.”
Bart sighed, typing again, adjusting parameters. Trying to find something...

❝ Maybe he... Jokerized someone? Some kind of mind control thing? ❞
January 27, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Bart sighed, typing again, adjusting parameters. Trying to find something...

❝ Maybe he... Jokerized someone? Some kind of mind control thing? ❞
And the smile. Tim could see it, through Hood’s feed on his helmet.

How could anybody fake that.

“It shouldn’t.. be possible. But the DNA isn’t a match, and he’s been giving Rose.. signs.”

Joker either lived and swapped out the body.. or it wasn’t him to begin with. And either way, they have —
❝ I don’t think so... I mean, yeah the makeup is very good at distracting from little tells but... ❞

Bart just made a very frustrated sound, putting his hands on his faces.

❝ But you said the body isn't him... I hate this. I hate not understanding this. ❞
January 26, 2026 at 11:45 PM
❝ I don’t think so... I mean, yeah the makeup is very good at distracting from little tells but... ❞

Bart just made a very frustrated sound, putting his hands on his faces.

❝ But you said the body isn't him... I hate this. I hate not understanding this. ❞
“… Yeah. It would’ve.”

Holding the mug, Tim walked back over, eyes on the hologram.

“If that 𝘸𝘢𝘴 Joker— or, do you think Ronnie could get tricked by somebody just wearing clown makeup? Playing dress up?”

And Jason? Jason saw the body too. But maybe he wasn’t looking at the face, trying not to.
❝ No clue... But wouldn't the "body" have turned to a pile of mud by now if it was him? ❞
January 26, 2026 at 11:33 PM
💥/: I love how this account started
would ABSOLUTELY take it
👻/: Do not give me ideas, I am only familiar with Young Justice Bart
January 26, 2026 at 11:30 PM
The 30th
open.spotify.com
January 26, 2026 at 9:24 PM
💥/: Thad would have been the kid who bites other preschoolers
January 26, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Iugh!

[ Bart laughed, taking his arm away and cleaning it off on his t-shirt. ]

The fact we are undead doesn’t nean you have to act like a zombie [ he joked. ]
Yes, closer.. Closer..

[ He's grabbing Bart's arm — & just chomping on it ]
[ Obeys because this kinds of talks have become part of what is normal, what it fun. ]
January 26, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Reposted by BART ALLEN
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐍𝐔𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑 𝐅𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎

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#MHARP #BNHA #MVRP #MYHERORP
January 26, 2026 at 3:14 PM
💥/: THANKS I love your M'gann too!!!
// You're funny and I really like your muses. You deserve attention.
January 26, 2026 at 4:54 PM
[ Obeys because this kinds of talks have become part of what is normal, what it fun. ]
I don't know.

It's very tempting, Impulse. Come here-
I do run a bit warmer than regular people, but a shower will probably serve you better than bathing in blood. [He laughed.]
January 26, 2026 at 2:00 PM
I do run a bit warmer than regular people, but a shower will probably serve you better than bathing in blood. [He laughed.]
I bet your blood is warm, brother...
[ Wraps him on a blanket. ]
January 26, 2026 at 1:57 PM
💥/: I saw people interacting and thought "ooooh the art is SO cute"

I really like Rose now, really interesting character!
【 ♡ 】I stole it. What's up
January 26, 2026 at 1:56 PM
[ Wraps him on a blanket. ]
I'm so cold I could kill a man right now just for the blood to warm me.
January 26, 2026 at 1:54 PM
💥/: You are going to make me cry!!!
windy. I do! I think you’re funny and sweet and I love spending time with you, or tuning in to see what you’re up to!

What drew me in initially was your writing and the mix in of humor and angst, love that!

What keeps me here is the person behind the writing, I like being around you.
💥/: You think I am funny? 🥹
January 26, 2026 at 1:53 PM
💥/: that was so much fun!!!!!
【 ♡ 】Ya!! I was the one who made the logic puzzles! I still have him, I just. Don't use him
💥/: THE RIDDLEE WAS YOURS?!
January 26, 2026 at 1:52 PM
💥/: THE RIDDLEE WAS YOURS?!
【 ♡ 】I initially followed you on my Riddler because hey! A speedster! And it was really fun interacting with you, so I followed you with Rose as well! ♡
💥/: Sue me, my day started bad and I want attention
January 26, 2026 at 1:41 PM
💥/: You think I am funny? 🥹
windy. initially, i followed because woah! more speedsters, this was before i realized which accs were all you

then i kept following because you were funny and it was fun to follow along with the stories
💥/: Sue me, my day started bad and I want attention
January 26, 2026 at 1:36 PM
💥/: Sue me, my day started bad and I want attention
January 26, 2026 at 12:31 PM
❝ No clue... But wouldn't the "body" have turned to a pile of mud by now if it was him? ❞
Tim was already swallowing coffee down when Bart spoke.

And he was thinking.

“Maybe.. no one did? If it was never Joker to begin with?”

Did he 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 what Ronnie would do? Was it somehow a fake?

“.. Do we know where Clayface is—?”
Bart felt tempted to offer him a hand again. Then, he didn't. He didn’t because he knew Tim, his fiercely independent Tim. He knew that boy would rather figure it out on his own, even if it was harder.

❝ I still can't see a way anyone walks out of this alive... ❞
January 26, 2026 at 9:59 AM