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BART ALLEN
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❝ Oops! Spoilers. ❞

— Bart ❝Impulse❞ Allen.

{ By #NANI, she/he ; +25 }

❮ 𝗗𝗡𝗜 𝗟𝗘𝗪𝗗 𝗙𝗢𝗖𝗨𝗦𝗘𝗗 / 𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗢𝗥 / 𝗔𝗜 ❯

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spooky❥

If you dont credit the art on your seductive sundays youre a giant loser imo. The only engagement you losers seem to get is from reposting someone else's work for seductive posts 😬
January 25, 2026 at 5:19 PM
💥/: Dee and I are watching Mamma Mia and I keep saying Rosie should have been a lesbian
January 25, 2026 at 5:50 PM
💥/: NSFW artists specially. They have it hard enough with internet regulations getting harder and harder. Stop stealing their damn work.
💥/: another Sunday, another day of getting pissed off at half the TL for the uncredited art. Credit. Your. Art.
January 25, 2026 at 5:41 PM
💥/: another Sunday, another day of getting pissed off at half the TL for the uncredited art. Credit. Your. Art.
January 25, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Doing nicely.
How would you describe your muse’s financial situation?
January 25, 2026 at 2:51 PM
❝ Not at all, kid. I am just joking. ❞ Bart laughed a little, noticing the toy. ❝ Good trick, by the way, it almost looked like lightning at high speed. ❞

Bart was pretty sure that had not been a yo-yo seconds ago. Maybe some kind of reality warping?
Ah, so 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 was a speedster's ability. Not unlike the outcroppings of these Hunters, but much faster still.

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘈𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘥.

"I will assume that this Iron Heights is some form of jail," he spoke, without turning around, the better to mask the smirk growing upon his lips.
Bart's reaction time was... Something to envy. It had always been. He got out of the way as if the world worked in slow motion, placing himself behind the child in a fraction of a second.

❝ That wasn't very nice! You really shouldn't do that to people. It might land you in Iron Heights someday. ❞
January 25, 2026 at 1:44 PM
He would be very fair and very worried about promoting literacy and scientific advances. He would probably end up in trouble with SO many people. And he would end up in a catalog of "mad" kings because of the ADHD.
If your muse was suddenly made the monarch of a medieval society: How do you think their reign would go?
January 25, 2026 at 1:07 PM
💥/: Yes, I am writing this one post at a time to capture the chaotic nature of it
ㅤㅤㅤ𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐔𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ( solo )
January 25, 2026 at 11:15 AM
💥: "The 18 to 35 year old audience is not happy with this happy endings thing."

About a tv show for children.

This hits a lot harder when you are 25 and on the internet since you were 12 jagsjssgs

So true.
January 24, 2026 at 7:46 PM
❝ Carnaval idea: we paint a bolt on Krypto. ❞
January 24, 2026 at 7:29 PM
💥/: I am cooking something sad. I will write it after I eat
ㅤㅤㅤ𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐔𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ( solo )
January 24, 2026 at 2:32 PM
ㅤㅤㅤ𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐔𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ( solo )
January 24, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Am I hallucinating from sleep deprivation, or is that the Trickster?
January 24, 2026 at 11:40 AM
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❝ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘʀᴏʙʟᴇᴍ, ᴏʟᴅ ᴍᴀɴ.

ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴏᴛ ᴀ ᴄᴏɴsᴄɪᴇɴᴄᴇ.

ᴍᴇ? ɪ ᴡᴀs ʙᴏʀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴏɴᴇ. ᴄᴏᴏʟ, ʜᴜʜ?❞

— Trickster 2 (The Flash, 1987, issue 221)

#DCRP | #MVRP

🔁 & 💟 𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍

﹙𝕄𝕠𝕣𝕖 𝕚𝕟𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝕕𝕠𝕨𝕟 𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕠𝕨﹚
January 24, 2026 at 10:32 AM
Currently wondering how much of a timeline fuck-up it would cause to travel back to last night and give himself a horse sedative. He is exhausted. He's had insomnia for a WEEK.
January 24, 2026 at 10:34 AM
💥/: It’s cold, and it's raining and I am bored
January 23, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Man, I reeeeally need something for my brain to SHUT UP.
January 23, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Firefighter, but he wouldn’t meet the height requirements.
In which of these jobs would your muse be the most comfortable?

— Police Officer
— Paramedic
— Firefighter
— Park Ranger
— Coastguard
— Social Worker
January 23, 2026 at 5:45 PM
💥/: Shit Bart has sent to the groupchat.
January 23, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Bart did his best to focus. His comms were meant to catch certain sounds a bit better than his ears could.

❝ Screaching tyres. ❞
“I’d love that,” Barry whispers back, smiling loosely. Just the idea of spending time with his family… his wild, extended future family. It gives him something to hope for.

He puts a hand out to stop Bart.

“Listen. What do you hear?”
❝ I'd love to! We could ask Thad and Wally if they want to play too! Make a tournament out of it. Well, maybe we need a few more people for a tournament... ❞
January 23, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Tim, Kon, or Cassie.
Who would your muse call if they were in a ‘phone a friend’ moment?
January 22, 2026 at 10:17 PM
All the time.
January 22, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Bart's reaction time was... Something to envy. It had always been. He got out of the way as if the world worked in slow motion, placing himself behind the child in a fraction of a second.

❝ That wasn't very nice! You really shouldn't do that to people. It might land you in Iron Heights someday. ❞
"Are you fast enough to dodge...this?"

A flutter of movement, hands splayed out as a single bolt of gold shot out from the right, heading for the speedster's leg.
❝ Alright, ask away! ❞ Children. There was always one last question. Or a dozen.
January 22, 2026 at 12:04 AM
💥/: Your circus, your monkey
// My past regrets died with me.

Not my problem anymore.
💥/: I just lost it jagsjsgs

Go get your wife, she is insane and —even worse— annoying
January 21, 2026 at 11:33 PM
💥/: I just lost it jagsjsgs

Go get your wife, she is insane and —even worse— annoying
// Almost, Charlie Kirk.

I faked my assassination so I can be a latino trans woman in peace.
January 21, 2026 at 11:26 PM