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BART ALLEN
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❝ Oops! Spoilers. ❞

— Bart ❝Impulse❞ Allen.

{ By #NANI, she/he ; +25 }

❮ 𝗗𝗡𝗜 𝗟𝗘𝗪𝗗 𝗙𝗢𝗖𝗨𝗦𝗘𝗗 / 𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗢𝗥 / 𝗔𝗜 ❯

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Nothing, he knows too many magic users to trust a genie.
What would your muse wish for if a Genie granted them three wishes?
January 27, 2026 at 2:10 PM
❝ Sure, Flash! ❞

Bart left the toddler back with the paramedics. He had been making the kid laugh a little so the experience wouldn't become horribly traumatic.

Then he gave his grandpa a tiny bump on the arm and set off running towards the lab.

❝ Something has you a bit out of whack. ❞
Barry returns to himself again, guilt eating him up immediately. He attempts to apologize to the camera and the kid, but they turn away in disdain before he has the chance to.

Suddenly, Bart’s words hit him loud and clear. Barry goes to help at once, moving the car successfully before +
Bart had gone fast enough to catch the phone before it hit the ground. Damn. Barry had definitely thrown it far.

❝ Hey, guys, how was the super speed spin around the city? Trippy, huh? ❞ He joked to the camera. ❝ But... Really, don't stay to record the action. You could get hurt! ❞
January 27, 2026 at 1:06 PM
❝ Hey! Flash, a hand in here? ❞ Bart called, trying to get his grandfather's attention back before things could go awry any further. ❝ I really don't have the energy to phase this thing out of here, and it does look a bit out of place! Ow, man, why couldn't this be a car dealership! ❞

More jokes. +
Barry snaps back to the present once he hears the laughter. He takes a step back, shocked that that the car has moved — and that he wasn’t paying attention. He looks to Bart, who’s handling it all so easily.

As he should. He’s been taught so well, can easily take the reins when things go awry. +
Thad's power. That bubble of slowed down time allowed him to think clearer than ever.

❝ Promise I'll figure out how to get this out of your lovely shop, sir. ❞ He added, looking at the man behind the counter. It was a jewellery shop. ❝ Driver's had a seizure. ❞
January 27, 2026 at 12:36 PM
It took Bart less than twenty seconds to come back. He could have been faster. A lot faster. But he had to account for... Not making the precinct a whirlwind mess.

He didn’t have the paper on hand. He didn’t need to.

Bart just sat down and started writing and drawing the entire thing from +
“I really hope a pregnant Caroline Hill isn’t something I have to go undercover as.. ever.”

Would it work? Absolutely. And people would dote over him— her. Ask Caroline if she needed to sit down, how the pregnancy is coming along..

Coddling. It might be worse than being benched.

At Bart talking —
❝ Undercover at a hospital where weird stuff is happening? ❞

What? It was Gotham. It wouldn't be the first time strange stuff happened at a hospital. And he was pretty sure women would be more prone to talk to Tim's feminine alter ego right now... People had a tendency to lower their guard around +
January 27, 2026 at 10:30 AM
❝ Undercover at a hospital where weird stuff is happening? ❞

What? It was Gotham. It wouldn't be the first time strange stuff happened at a hospital. And he was pretty sure women would be more prone to talk to Tim's feminine alter ego right now... People had a tendency to lower their guard around +
Lips pressed together, Tim just gave him a thin smile.

“Or— any mission material. Really.”

Another sip from the mug while Bart came closer.

“Just the autopsy? For now? I hope we don’t need the body. That’d be.. messier.”
❝ Yeah... Not exactly stealth mission material right now. ❞ Bart joked a little bit, getting up from the floor to get a bit closer to his friend. ❝ Do you need the body or just the autopsy report? ❞
January 27, 2026 at 9:37 AM
And in that instant, Bart decided to do something a bit reckless.

He jumped into the car once, taking the passengers out. A man who seemed unconcious, who seemed to be having a seizure... A two year old in the back seat whose brain was flooded with terror.

The second time Impulse +
Barry barely focuses on the out of control car that he tries to stop before it crashes into the next door building, his thoughts too full of who his daughter was and Thawne and Bart and everything that —

He glances away for a split second, distracted.
Bart had set off running to catch him.

"Poor Nora West-Allen... a tormented soul. I taught her everything she knew, only for it to be wasted." Thawne's words echoes in his head, clear as day.
January 27, 2026 at 9:32 AM
❝ Yeah... Not exactly stealth mission material right now. ❞ Bart joked a little bit, getting up from the floor to get a bit closer to his friend. ❝ Do you need the body or just the autopsy report? ❞
“…. Out of the two of us.. I don’t think I’d be the better idea.”

Just a glance. Down at his stomach, covered by definitely somebody else’s hoodie. Tim’s own don’t fit nicely anymore.
❝ Please tell me I am not the one who has to go grab a dead body... ❞
January 27, 2026 at 9:22 AM
The name gave him pause for a fraction of a moment too short to ever be registered.

That was normal, right? He had heard kids complain about it before. "Sometimes my mom calls me by my aunt's name,' "sometimes grandpa calls me the names of like three cousins before getting to me..." and so on.

+
“Yeah, that’s right,” Barry says softly, already inching out. “Good job, Nora. Now come on, with me!”

Barry races out a second later, no thought given to what he just said and who he just praised.
Bart did his best to focus. His comms were meant to catch certain sounds a bit better than his ears could.

❝ Screaching tyres. ❞
January 27, 2026 at 1:44 AM
💥/: Still thinking about the Speed Force calling the speedsters "My chosen. The tips of my nerves. The holders of my breath." in The Flash (2023).
January 27, 2026 at 1:19 AM
❝ Please tell me I am not the one who has to go grab a dead body... ❞
Well that was.. something?

“So it was tampered with? Leaning closer to the body swap option? Which would mean Joker survived somehow.. and they— put a Jokerized body in his place?”

“We’d.. have to find where they’re keeping it. The GCPD.”
❝ Rubble never falls like Jason found it... ❞ He said at last. ❝ I've tried like... A thousand different ones. Some get close, but none is just like it. I can keep running it if you want... Though we could look at the bones, the damage would be different on the bones, and– Man, I sound like +
January 27, 2026 at 12:57 AM
❝ Rubble never falls like Jason found it... ❞ He said at last. ❝ I've tried like... A thousand different ones. Some get close, but none is just like it. I can keep running it if you want... Though we could look at the bones, the damage would be different on the bones, and– Man, I sound like +
“I think he’s made it on a lot of those lists..”

And— shit. Tim still hadn’t gone and told Jason about it. The Joker still being alive.
❝ Yeah... I mean, it feels horrible to say it, but he is on my very short "if dies, he dies" list. It's a veeeeeery tiny list. Like... I could count it on one hand and have some fingers left short. ❞
January 27, 2026 at 12:20 AM
💥/: WHEEZE
January 27, 2026 at 12:09 AM
❝ Yeah... I mean, it feels horrible to say it, but he is on my very short "if dies, he dies" list. It's a veeeeeery tiny list. Like... I could count it on one hand and have some fingers left short. ❞
That got Tim to snort, even if it didn’t get rid of the stress.

“God, it feels like it, doesn’t it?” This would’ve been a whole lot easier if the Joker really did die..
❝ I am starting to buy that conspiracy theory about him being some universal Pennywise-like parasite thingy. ❞ He joked. Bart needed humour, or he was going to start screaming.
January 27, 2026 at 12:09 AM
❝ I am starting to buy that conspiracy theory about him being some universal Pennywise-like parasite thingy. ❞ He joked. Bart needed humour, or he was going to start screaming.
Tim was just running one hand through dark hair, nails scratching over his scalp while he just tried to 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬.

“Maybe—? Why can’t he just brag about how he did it already.. he always does.”
Bart sighed, typing again, adjusting parameters. Trying to find something...

❝ Maybe he... Jokerized someone? Some kind of mind control thing? ❞
January 27, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Bart sighed, typing again, adjusting parameters. Trying to find something...

❝ Maybe he... Jokerized someone? Some kind of mind control thing? ❞
And the smile. Tim could see it, through Hood’s feed on his helmet.

How could anybody fake that.

“It shouldn’t.. be possible. But the DNA isn’t a match, and he’s been giving Rose.. signs.”

Joker either lived and swapped out the body.. or it wasn’t him to begin with. And either way, they have —
❝ I don’t think so... I mean, yeah the makeup is very good at distracting from little tells but... ❞

Bart just made a very frustrated sound, putting his hands on his faces.

❝ But you said the body isn't him... I hate this. I hate not understanding this. ❞
January 26, 2026 at 11:45 PM
❝ I don’t think so... I mean, yeah the makeup is very good at distracting from little tells but... ❞

Bart just made a very frustrated sound, putting his hands on his faces.

❝ But you said the body isn't him... I hate this. I hate not understanding this. ❞
“… Yeah. It would’ve.”

Holding the mug, Tim walked back over, eyes on the hologram.

“If that 𝘸𝘢𝘴 Joker— or, do you think Ronnie could get tricked by somebody just wearing clown makeup? Playing dress up?”

And Jason? Jason saw the body too. But maybe he wasn’t looking at the face, trying not to.
❝ No clue... But wouldn't the "body" have turned to a pile of mud by now if it was him? ❞
January 26, 2026 at 11:33 PM
💥/: I love how this account started
would ABSOLUTELY take it
👻/: Do not give me ideas, I am only familiar with Young Justice Bart
January 26, 2026 at 11:30 PM
The 30th
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January 26, 2026 at 9:24 PM
💥/: Thad would have been the kid who bites other preschoolers
January 26, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Iugh!

[ Bart laughed, taking his arm away and cleaning it off on his t-shirt. ]

The fact we are undead doesn’t nean you have to act like a zombie [ he joked. ]
Yes, closer.. Closer..

[ He's grabbing Bart's arm — & just chomping on it ]
[ Obeys because this kinds of talks have become part of what is normal, what it fun. ]
January 26, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 3:14 PM
💥/: THANKS I love your M'gann too!!!
// You're funny and I really like your muses. You deserve attention.
January 26, 2026 at 4:54 PM
[ Obeys because this kinds of talks have become part of what is normal, what it fun. ]
I don't know.

It's very tempting, Impulse. Come here-
I do run a bit warmer than regular people, but a shower will probably serve you better than bathing in blood. [He laughed.]
January 26, 2026 at 2:00 PM
I do run a bit warmer than regular people, but a shower will probably serve you better than bathing in blood. [He laughed.]
I bet your blood is warm, brother...
[ Wraps him on a blanket. ]
January 26, 2026 at 1:57 PM
💥/: I saw people interacting and thought "ooooh the art is SO cute"

I really like Rose now, really interesting character!
【 ♡ 】I stole it. What's up
January 26, 2026 at 1:56 PM