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yet another example of democrats handing donald trump a win for absolutely no reason

Guess I’m back here for doomscrolling

i genuinely feel blind since i deactivated my twitter. like, i don’t wanna be on there, but i legitimately feel significantly less politically and culturally informed. it sucks

#Manacled has ruined my life

Crying in my car: corporate edition

Hate when bad things happen to dumb people (me)

Be careful, taking a short rest in the Feywild can have unforeseen consequences… #fantasyart

Make America Healthy Again lasted less than a Scaramucci

Tyson calls for a timeout. He's getting down on one knee and... yep, there's the ring. Jake's floored.

Says a lot about this culture that "hold hands and sing kumbaya" has become an idiom to call someone naïve or idealistic, when the song itself is a literal cry for divine intervention in the face of the increasing certainty that nothing else will bring about the change the singer desperately needs.

guy fieri’s spiky hair might seem weird at first, until you realize it is his natural defense against getting ratatouilled in the kitchen

pathetic. fuck off

[yelling over club music] Do you think we’re ever truly forgiven

I am going to make it through this term, if it kills me.

Singing it over and over 🙃 @themountaingoats.bsky.social

Worked overtime all week. My wife just tucked me into bed with my weighted blanket, a fan on, and thunderstorm sounds playing. 😭❤️

it is so important to remember that you are not immune to propaganda. i am though.

Is there anyone hotter than Brandi Carlile?

I didn’t realize how many ads I was getting until coming on here and actually SEEING all of your tweets

“Mommy, I have a surprise for you… TADA!! Natural disasters!”
The life of an autism mom is never without interesting fixations 🤪

A majority of votes. After being found liable for sexual abuse, convicted of felonies, and inciting a coup attempt. In a more decrepit and incoherent state than ever. Against a qualified and historic candidate.

It’ll never make sense.

Same 😬