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I will take your yellow Starbursts

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Holly @holls.bsky.social · 4h

Glen said I will not be fired for THAT reason, thank you very much.

Holly @holls.bsky.social · 4h

That is firmly Jamie Langenbrunner territory for me.

Holly @holls.bsky.social · 4h

Once again, thank you to the Carolina Hurricanes for being unpleasant to be around or whatever. The Rantanen intradivision narratives versus Colorado can feed families with their bounty and richness.

Holly @holls.bsky.social · 4h

Many mysteries for them to unfurl!

Holly @holls.bsky.social · 5h

it is once again time for my neighbors to believe I am in a passionate yet tumultuous relationship with a man named Jake

Holly @holls.bsky.social · 5h

Listen, I know it's the Avs and that means A Hockey Game will occur, but I'm gonna need the Stars to prove that this won't be the whole season when the schedule settles, because I am too fucking old for this.

Holly @holls.bsky.social · 6h

Hitchcock 2.0 era, the cause of many of my nightmares

Holly @holls.bsky.social · 6h

I don't know why my brain decided that #11 for the Dallas Stars permanently belongs to Blake Sloan, but it's yet to be overwritten despite many attempts.

A list of Dallas Stars players who have worn the number 11.

Blake Sloan 1999-2001
Ulf Dahlén 2003
Rob Valicevic 2004
Jaroslav Svoboda 2006
Jeff Halpern 2007-2008
Brendan Morrison 2009
Aaron Gagnon 2010-2011
Jake Dowell 2012
Derek Roy 2013
Dustin Jeffrey 2014
Curtis McKenzie 2015-2018
Martin Hanzal 2019
Andrew Cogliano 2020-2021
Luke Glendening 2022-2023
Logan Stankoven 2024-2025
Nathan Bastian 2026

Holly @holls.bsky.social · 6h

His turns of phrase are why we love him, but if Razor removed "couldn't stay erect" from the playbook, I think we'd all survive.

Holly @holls.bsky.social · 10h

they're hoping you're too distracted by the longhorn sperm to notice

Holly @holls.bsky.social · 1d

congrats!!!!

Holly @holls.bsky.social · 1d

issuing a HELL YEAH MEG

Holly @holls.bsky.social · 1d

This is the sleepiest celebration I've ever seen, bring them blankets instead of hats and shirts. They've earned it!

Holly @holls.bsky.social · 1d

can someone check on Mount St. Helens just in case

Holly @holls.bsky.social · 1d

twenty five dollars

Holly @holls.bsky.social · 1d

Randy, I will give you fifty dollars

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Mark @tolecover.bsky.social · 1d

Tigers-Mariners Game 5:

don't forget: you're here forever

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 1d

The winner of this game will travel to Toronto to play Vladimir Guerrero III and the Blue Jays.

Holly @holls.bsky.social · 1d

nobody is enjoying this, that's why we're here

Holly @holls.bsky.social · 1d

peace be with Adam Wainwright as he tries to get his coworker to make a different point in the meeting

Holly @holls.bsky.social · 1d

do not bunt, do not appease the babbling bunt man

Holly @holls.bsky.social · 1d

is AJ Pierzynski short-circuiting

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 1d

baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other

Holly @holls.bsky.social · 1d

this is a good time for you to practice deep breathing techniques to prepare

Holly @holls.bsky.social · 1d

I'm stressed and I don't even go here. Please, Mariners fans, send me your emergency contacts.