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Final Girl @hollyifuneedme.bsky.social · 9m

This is spot on and hilarious, but also ironic because this is English class and the the POV says “your”

Chanea Bond @heymrsbond.com · 17h

My favorite professor in undergrad, Dr. @helenemeyers.bsky.social, is the best example of ‘English teacher leading a discussion’ I’ve ever seen and I work hard every single day to live up to her level of knowledge and enthusiasm in my own classroom 😍😂

The children really know us 😂

Final Girl @hollyifuneedme.bsky.social · 15h

This is directly interfering with the nap I had planned. This also means I might get cranky soon.

Final Girl @hollyifuneedme.bsky.social · 15h

My conspiracy theory is that I’m allergic to the outdoors. I left my house for three hours and I’m stuffy.

Either that or it’s time to cycle in new/a different allergy medication.

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Final Girl @hollyifuneedme.bsky.social · 20h

If this is something that exists, I would love to explore doing it. I do various F&B flights at home because I like culinary creativity, but gathering several coffees and doing a flight at home seems wasteful because you can’t make an ounce of coffee and I don’t drink enough for that much variety

Final Girl @hollyifuneedme.bsky.social · 20h

Are coffee flights a thing? I think I would like to do a coffee flights/tasting experience, but because of the caffeine and coffee, I feel like it would be least wasteful and most feasible with at least a small group because I can’t imagine each serving being more than a couple to a few sips each.

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Final Girl @hollyifuneedme.bsky.social · 1d

Remember on the other app where Barack Obama followed everybody? Before I stopped using it, he unfollowed me. WTF DID I DO BARACK???

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Final Girl @hollyifuneedme.bsky.social · 1d

I watched a movie that said pies were the best.

Final Girl @hollyifuneedme.bsky.social · 1d

Don’t let them pop out when they grab something or make a fist

the lady from Bluesky @beigewunder.blacksky.app · 1d

I love a veiny or hairy ass hand. Man hands really razz my berries

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Final Girl @hollyifuneedme.bsky.social · 1d

I hope you = I’m in the process of concluding the conversation

Final Girl @hollyifuneedme.bsky.social · 1d

Diane gone????

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Final Girl @hollyifuneedme.bsky.social · 1d

They weren’t lying when they said the Birkin bag appreciates because I’m watching this episode of SATC and the Birkin at the time was $4000 with the “waitlist”.

Final Girl @hollyifuneedme.bsky.social · 2d

I bought this green Nike cap and I have no idea why, but I feel strangely connected to it to the point where I just randomly wear it in the house. It’s very clearly an outside hat. An errands hat. An athleisure hat. But I’m in silk pajamas and wearing this fucking hat.

I’m happy in my hat.

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Final Girl @hollyifuneedme.bsky.social · 2d

Mafalda is a very underrated pasta. It might be my favorite and I’m likely having some this weekend

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Final Girl @hollyifuneedme.bsky.social · 2d

I took a tub tonight and followed it with a rinse and scrub, sprayed and moisturized, then put on my silkiest pajamas and drank wine. Sometimes we need it.

A.🌻 @alexxaye.bsky.social · 2d

I am exfoliated, shaved, and moisturized from top to bottom. I feel like an expensive seal.

Final Girl @hollyifuneedme.bsky.social · 2d

Out of all the times available to piss me off, why do it first thing in the morning?

Final Girl @hollyifuneedme.bsky.social · 3d

Drop off? Take me with you!

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Final Girl @hollyifuneedme.bsky.social · 3d

I’m “medium treat” or “big treat” deprived, but the way our jobs are so in flux, it’s not a great idea for me to indulge.

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Final Girl @hollyifuneedme.bsky.social · 3d

Look! @masteragenda68.bsky.social

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Final Girl @hollyifuneedme.bsky.social · 4d

Just because someone or a system failed you, doesn’t mean YOU failed. You survived and/or thrived through something that should have been easier for you.

Final Girl @hollyifuneedme.bsky.social · 4d

85%?? that’s FANTASTIC! Proud of you!

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Final Girl @hollyifuneedme.bsky.social · 4d

Oh then Friday it is! Put in the calendars under a fun and/or subtle title too; make it extra sexy.

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Final Girl @hollyifuneedme.bsky.social · 4d

Saturday if you can but Friday isn’t bad

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Final Girl @hollyifuneedme.bsky.social · 4d

Sometimes you need a little push!

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Final Girl @hollyifuneedme.bsky.social · 4d

That was easily one of the most intense cliffhangers I’ve ever seen in my life. The split millisecond between “just enough time” and “time’s up”.

John A Dracula Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 5d

No matter how many times I see that final episode of Severance season one (I think this is my fourth), it is still as bloody tense as the first time.

Final Girl @hollyifuneedme.bsky.social · 5d

So I’m starting my holiday frenzy and am in the market for a black Elf on the shelf. Now, when they say dark skin, do they mean darker than white?? Because Mr. On The Shelf is a smooth light medium.

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