banner
LightNews
homelessrobot.bsky.social
Sabermane
@homelessrobot.bsky.social
1.3K followers 2.4K following 10K posts
Gen X Potato, He/Him Real Life: Cybersecurity Geek, Dad, Husband Fake Life: ttrpgs, movies, all things geekerish, too much politics (sorry I don't want to either but *flails at everything*)
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
homelessrobot.bsky.social
Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 2h
As a Rockies fan (I know you don't have to tell me they're terrible)

*gritting teeth* congratulations Fish.
homelessrobot.bsky.social
Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 2h
If you really need to know my opinion on it:
forum.rpg.net/index.php?th...
forum.rpg.net
1
homelessrobot.bsky.social
Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 5h
So anyway it's a franchise about linear time victims in a non-linear temporal war with non-euclidian overtones and hyper-capitalist exploitation.

It's not as cool as I described it.
homelessrobot.bsky.social
Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 4d
That's it.
It's been too long.

This is the year I figure out what the hell is going on in the Phantasm franchise.
1 4
homelessrobot.bsky.social
Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 5h
Red Market.
Call of Cthulhu.
Cyberpunk.
If you keep Banality high enough, Changeling the Dreaming.
1
homelessrobot.bsky.social
Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 5h
Definitely taking fashion advice from a guy dressed like a Texas Discount Furniture Salesman on local afternoon channel 3.
homelessrobot.bsky.social
Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 7h
I understand I have many privileges being cis male, but I must also accept that while I may really really enjoy Florence and the Machines "Everybody Scream", there is a bisexual college witch-girl that will enjoy it 30% more than I will ever be physically able to.
4
homelessrobot.bsky.social
Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 7h
The BA-DUHNS of Law and Order fit real well into the Power Rangers Theme.
1 1
homelessrobot.bsky.social
Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 8h
Also they had no idea that was weird.
1
homelessrobot.bsky.social
Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 8h
Look these are just smart choices.
homelessrobot.bsky.social
Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 14h
What the hell?? Wait what?? Hold on whaaaa??
homelessrobot.bsky.social
Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 16h
The fact that they're SO EXCITED to cause a massacre and start Civil War 2 but never do really does sum up how powerless and unpopular they are.
2
homelessrobot.bsky.social
Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 16h
Man, this is "Hello, my name is Guy Incognito"
homelessrobot.bsky.social
Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 17h
Quick Friday Kudos to the engineer that made it so if the toaster isn't plugged in it just unpops instantly, because otherwise there's a good chance I'd be like "it's been three days...wonder when that bagel is gonna finish?"
1
homelessrobot.bsky.social
Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 18h
It's too bad Disney didn't have the stones to push "these guys are just neo-nazis" because the sequels could have actually said something.
lastpositivist.bsky.social
lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 22h
you know what fair
Bootleggirl on twitter writes: "I still dislike the Star Wars sequels but I can't no longer fault them for running with the premise of "20 years after fascism, same fascism again, but stupider" bc I just lived through that.
3
homelessrobot.bsky.social
Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 19h
I admit, it feels weird to me that Jesus is riding a horse.
1
homelessrobot.bsky.social
Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 1d
Just how a peaceful icon would act...
1
homelessrobot.bsky.social
Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 1d
My theory is Teslas are also hard to drive, but they definitely took the crown of What The Hell, Man??, from BMW drivers.
homelessrobot.bsky.social
Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 1d
Man, I feel like not only does this show they're not gonna care about the findings, but also this is how RFK THINKS. He THINKS science is just a bunch of people DECIDING THINGS.
1
homelessrobot.bsky.social
Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 1d
He swings wildly between "terrifying knight of doom" and "...did...did that guy just make a pun?", which really makes him even scarier. You never know if you're fighting "All I'm surrounded by is dead men!" or *stabs victim* "hope you SABER this moment!" Darth.
5
homelessrobot.bsky.social
Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 1d
I see King of the Hill has also watched 30 Coins...
1
homelessrobot.bsky.social
Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 1d
This is definitely one of those "Joker not working with Red Skull because he also hates Nazis" kinda moments.
1
homelessrobot.bsky.social
Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 1d
Vader would definitely use every Work Dad joke he could.

*Force Choking an admiral, lifting him off the ground* "HANG in there, admiral! Hahahahaaaaa!"
1 3
homelessrobot.bsky.social
Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 1d
...so RFK Jr is saying God wants MORE autistic people?
homelessrobot.bsky.social
Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 1d
Spellchecker almost made Woo'ing into "John Wyoming" so now I have a new character name.
1 6
homelessrobot.bsky.social
Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 1d
PASSION OF THE CHRIST 2: PASSIONER

*Jesus John Woo'ing his way through Hell with two gold-plated .45's named "Peace" and "Redemption", mowing down demons and kicking doors open to release Plato and other souls born before his sacrifice to Darudes 'Sandstorm' for 90 minutes*
pagesix.com
Page Six @pagesix.com · 2d
Mel Gibson’s ‘Passion of the Christ’ sequel to star new Jesus, cast
Mel Gibson’s ‘Passion of the Christ’ sequel to star new Jesus, cast
Gibson's long-gestating sequel will start shooting in Rome, but with a completely new cast, an insider told Page Six.
pagesix.com
2 6