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Sabermane
@homelessrobot.bsky.social
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Gen X Potato, He/Him Real Life: Cybersecurity Geek, Dad, Husband Fake Life: ttrpgs, movies, all things geekerish, too much politics (sorry I don't want to either but *flails at everything*)
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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 10m
Just how a peaceful icon would act...
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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 1h
My theory is Teslas are also hard to drive, but they definitely took the crown of What The Hell, Man??, from BMW drivers.
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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 2h
Man, I feel like not only does this show they're not gonna care about the findings, but also this is how RFK THINKS. He THINKS science is just a bunch of people DECIDING THINGS.
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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 7h
He swings wildly between "terrifying knight of doom" and "...did...did that guy just make a pun?", which really makes him even scarier. You never know if you're fighting "All I'm surrounded by is dead men!" or *stabs victim* "hope you SABER this moment!" Darth.
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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 7h
I see King of the Hill has also watched 30 Coins...
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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 7h
This is definitely one of those "Joker not working with Red Skull because he also hates Nazis" kinda moments.
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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 7h
Vader would definitely use every Work Dad joke he could.

*Force Choking an admiral, lifting him off the ground* "HANG in there, admiral! Hahahahaaaaa!"
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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 7h
...so RFK Jr is saying God wants MORE autistic people?
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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 10h
Spellchecker almost made Woo'ing into "John Wyoming" so now I have a new character name.
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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 10h
PASSION OF THE CHRIST 2: PASSIONER

*Jesus John Woo'ing his way through Hell with two gold-plated .45's named "Peace" and "Redemption", mowing down demons and kicking doors open to release Plato and other souls born before his sacrifice to Darudes 'Sandstorm' for 90 minutes*
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Page Six @pagesix.com · 20h
Mel Gibson’s ‘Passion of the Christ’ sequel to star new Jesus, cast
Mel Gibson’s ‘Passion of the Christ’ sequel to star new Jesus, cast
Gibson's long-gestating sequel will start shooting in Rome, but with a completely new cast, an insider told Page Six.
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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 1d
Oh not it's....it'd....um....it's THAT GUY!!
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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 1d
a man in a suit and tie is clapping his hands together .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is clapping his hands together .
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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 1d
*reading, chuckling--then eyes narrow*
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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 1d
I assume he has dirt on people. Like "Epstein/proof you murdered JFK/you made ice cream bad for people" on multiple producers, directors, and studio heads.
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Luke Steuber @lukesteuber.com · 2d
Why are we still paying Jared Leto to do things, I thought we learned our lesson about that
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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 1d
Me, a 50 year old man: oh shit am I lesbian now?
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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 1d
That's why Oswald wrote "The Only Trustworthy Currency would be an electronic series of non-backed credits using a currently unknown model of blockchain computing to keep it reliable" on his bullets.
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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 1d
This is why they're running so fast. They know their shit isn't popular. Just keep pushing.
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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 1d
So the thing is when you say "ACAB includes Commander Vimes", I have no doubt Vimes would agree with you.
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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 1d
watching bad movies on free streaming, and man we gotta do something about gambling apps. This "Just tiktok throw money at every single play" has to be destroying lives.
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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 1d
Yeah! Just a game where I never launch a photon torpedo, but have to fiddle with sensors and help my crew do a cooking competition.
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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 1d
I know the audience would be me and six other people, but I'd love a casual Trek game where you fly through a sector in a Miranada class and just do boring science scans and help your command crew with personal issues. "Sir! We found a new class of arthropod! And Lt. Dawes likes Vulcan food now!"
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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 1d
God has a Plan for you, but he also had a Plan for the dinosaurs.
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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 1d
Ok so that's attempted murder...
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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 1d
Went to a kids concert tonight.
Conductor: "this next piece was crafted by a master composure in mourning, comparing it to a piece of art she found in Austria. You can hear the balance of sadness but also divine hope and grace..."
My dumb ass: well I didn't get that at all.
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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 1d
You mean residential four way "no, you go ahead. Ok fine we'll EVERYONE GO NOW GO NOW DRIIIIIIVE NO WAIT"
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