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Dr. Jonathan N. Stea @jonathanstea.bsky.social · 23h

A conspiracy theorist dies and goes to heaven.

God says, “I’ll tell you anything you want to know.”

“At last! Who shot JFK?”

God says, “Oswald, acting alone.”

Conspiracy theorist says, “Shit. This goes even higher than I thought…”

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holy flavor aid @honeymoonphase.bsky.social · 2h

life lately

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holy flavor aid @honeymoonphase.bsky.social · 4h

my friend came over for lunch yesterday and I got the loud environment alert on my watch because we were screaming and laughing so loud

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holy flavor aid @honeymoonphase.bsky.social · 4h

I think so! Because you can download the google apps on the iPhone, get whatever data you need and then delete the apps. It’s a pretty easy switch (I’ve done it twice) it’s harder the other way around

And Apple is easy peasy as far as OS

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holy flavor aid @honeymoonphase.bsky.social · 4h

The song stuck in my head today: Peg by Steely Dan

😭

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holy flavor aid @honeymoonphase.bsky.social · 4h

So if there’s no ethical billionaires…what’s the actual cap? What amount of wealth crosses the ethical threshold? It happens way before an actual $1B

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Clord TC, Comics Guy @clordtc.bsky.social · 22h

weird to see frogs being reclaimed in US politics

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holy flavor aid @honeymoonphase.bsky.social · 6h

look at the bitch braids

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 21h

Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.

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holy flavor aid @honeymoonphase.bsky.social · 7h

I’m so happy baby holy flavor aid is up to date on his vaccinations and I got Covid while pregnant so he has a little immunity (not happy that I got Covid but it has a silver lining)

Things finna get rough girls

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holy flavor aid @honeymoonphase.bsky.social · 9h

Laced cocaine, please, please do your thing

Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 16h

“White boy” Kid Rock 🙄

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holy flavor aid @honeymoonphase.bsky.social · 10h

super hyphy hyphy hyphy

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holy flavor aid @honeymoonphase.bsky.social · 10h

Lmao yeah. She doesn’t know how to talk to people AT ALL

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holy flavor aid @honeymoonphase.bsky.social · 21h

So do yall like Katie Porter? Or?

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holy flavor aid @honeymoonphase.bsky.social · 23h

I got an email notifying me that my previous car lease was paid off

Then I immediately received another email telling me that my credit score dropped 25 points

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holy flavor aid @honeymoonphase.bsky.social · 1d

What a sweet thread

B. @missxbri.bsky.social · 1d

There’s a young Black boy in my neighborhood that most people would describe as a YN but he was always friendly & respectful to me. I would give him snacks after school & ask about his day. when he was in 7th grade, one day I randomly asked him “what’s making your heart so sad?”

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holy flavor aid @honeymoonphase.bsky.social · 1d

“Are you supportive of these onesies?!” lives rent free in my head

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holy flavor aid @honeymoonphase.bsky.social · 1d

I can’t believe Spencer and Heidi are still together

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Arepa Auntie @breadbae.blacksky.app · 2d

I love that they’re trolling ice now

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Jay Perk @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 2d

I.C.E. is the modern equivalent to the slave patrols from our nation’s disgusting past. 🇺🇸

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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 2d

I feel like a broken record, but I have to keep saying it over and over again: a farmer bailout won’t do much of anything because the market is gone. There will be no incentive to plant next year.

The bailout will help payoff farmer debt to the banks. That’s all.

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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 1d

Hard to believe anyone still subscribes to the Washington Post.

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holy flavor aid @honeymoonphase.bsky.social · 1d

I read this and smiled

What does that say about me

ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 2d

one of the worst insults i've ever seen on twitter was an egirl threatening to have sex with a rival's father and "give him a child he'll actually love"

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holy flavor aid @honeymoonphase.bsky.social · 1d

kinda scared that an athlete having a bad season is gonna get [redacted] by an angry person with a gambling addiction

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holy flavor aid @honeymoonphase.bsky.social · 1d

I fucking love Nancy Sinatra and her flat little voice

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holy flavor aid @honeymoonphase.bsky.social · 1d

I know Fani’s ass is sweating in a corner somewhere

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