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horrowfide

@horrowfide.bsky.social

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bookseller, book collector, lemur enjoyer, enigma, shitposter. 🌱 I mostly post about Monk, books, fibre, and football.

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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 1d

brentford doing the lord's work. 🙏

horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 1d

Feel like we got away with one today, but three points is three points. 🤷‍♂️
#NUFC

horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 1d

Holy shit Sunderland have only gone and won at Chelsea in the last minute, the bastards!
#NUFC

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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 1d

I love our cheeky, smiley captain.
#NUFC

horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 1d

Howay Harvey, finish this off.
#NUFC

horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 1d

This is not good for my heart and stress levels.
#NUFC

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Grumpy Philosopher @stevecooke.org · 2d

I‘ve seen quite a few tributes to Jane Goodall on TV, including one just now on BBC’s the One Show. Not a single one has mentioned her circa 60 years of veganism. They all talk about how she taught us to love animals, none of them can stomach her conclusion that loving animals means not eating them.

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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 1d

Totally wired!

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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 1d

Robocop's on grindr

Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 1d

Maybe you could fit me in.

horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 1d

I am listening to The Fall.
Do I have any followers that love The Fall..?

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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 1d

Godspeed bro, hopefully he'll die soon. He doesn't look very healthy.

horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 1d

Bruh, I thought our neoliberal centre right government was bad, but what's happening in the US right now looks way worse. Holy shit.

horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 1d

Especially that knocking a wing of the White House down, how is that allowed to happen? How is it okay for him to do that? Why is nobody stopping him..?

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mr splendour @jobcreator.bsky.social · 1d

Society would collapse within the span of a single day without the local assmen

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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 1d

We don't understand this in the UK. 🤷‍♂️

horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 1d

I guess it didn't occur to James Madison that maybe most of the people with the guns would be bitter old peole and pathetic redneck incel nerds who are on the tyrannical government's side because they can't get laid.

horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 2d

That was a great film.

horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 2d

Take:
All MCU films except Logan are either pretty bad or really bad.
The first Antman film was okay, I'll let that slide.

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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 2d

The sheer radiance of the splendour could kill them, they are not ready to handle it, and we must respect that.

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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 2d

Alas most communities don't understand the importance of the local assman, we keep it to ourselves and don't show off our power. We're just there, keeping order.
#AssmanCommunity
#KeepingTheAssmanFaith

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mr splendour @jobcreator.bsky.social · 2d

Give the local assman the keys to the city

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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 2d

Pretty spot on. The bad back's almost cleared up and Eddie's Mags are steamrollering the Champions League.
And Reform got battered in Wales as well, things are looking up.

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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 2d

Evening squire, I see 'ull city are sneaking up on the play-off spots! 🐯👊

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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 2d

When is it International Assman Day? Do we not deserve respect and recognition..!?
#InternationalAssmanDay
#AssmanRespect
#AssmenMatter

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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 3d

HELL YEAH!

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