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mr splendour
@jobcreator.bsky.social
· Jan 19
I stand by my posts. My posts come from inside my head, and what’s inside my head was put there by god. And if god put it there, it must be good.
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An Ass man is hard to find
February 7, 2025 at 1:34 PM
An Ass man is hard to find
my Splendour gland don’t lie
December 15, 2025 at 2:26 AM
my Splendour gland don’t lie
Hoe-made ramen would fix me
December 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Hoe-made ramen would fix me
Enjoy your languishing brother
December 14, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Enjoy your languishing brother
I am low-Splendour
December 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I am low-Splendour
I think I’m gonna make ramen every night this week. I can’t make myself do slop prep today
December 14, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I think I’m gonna make ramen every night this week. I can’t make myself do slop prep today
Not that much time has passed
December 14, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Not that much time has passed
This Startup wants to unveil your Splendour for you
December 14, 2025 at 2:47 AM
This Startup wants to unveil your Splendour for you
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thanks brother. a wise man once said you gotta listen to your splendour gland
July 8, 2023 at 10:26 PM
thanks brother. a wise man once said you gotta listen to your splendour gland
Too cold to do anything this blows
December 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Too cold to do anything this blows
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the high viz assman
December 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
the high viz assman
Miss we with that low-Splendour sauce
December 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Miss we with that low-Splendour sauce
It’s called a metronome because it’s typically found in densely populated areas
December 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
It’s called a metronome because it’s typically found in densely populated areas
I would kick ass at being a lame duck president
December 13, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I would kick ass at being a lame duck president
I think you should get a tax break for unveiling the Splendour
December 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I think you should get a tax break for unveiling the Splendour
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online gambling is essentially legal and open money fixing and laundering at this point
December 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
online gambling is essentially legal and open money fixing and laundering at this point
Enjoy your bonbon brother
December 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Enjoy your bonbon brother
What if there was a bird that could run real fast
December 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
What if there was a bird that could run real fast
Fuck cars. Expensive little antisocial death pods
December 13, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Fuck cars. Expensive little antisocial death pods
Nice geopolitical landscape dumbass
December 13, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Nice geopolitical landscape dumbass
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MFW when it costs me 60k a month to get erections
December 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
MFW when it costs me 60k a month to get erections
I need to have my Splendour unveiled
December 13, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I need to have my Splendour unveiled