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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · Jan 7

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man thinking: Am I still a good person if helping others also benefits me?

panel 2
disembodied voice from far away: Hey, man

panel 3
picture of the entire universe: It's me, the universe

panel 4
universe: Be kind, I don't care why

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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 1d

Looked you in the eye and said "That boy has been dead a long time, Jer"

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Qsy @qsy.bsky.social · 2d

My favorite of the set, failwife occultist for the Sunfall Cycle and the raven shopkeep who barfs gold coins :3
#art

A tall olive-skinned woman with short white hair standing with a derby cane and pulling a gilded skull from her wide sleeves. She is wearing several layers of elaborate robes, with rich reds and teals and gold accents. She is also wearing a sacrificial dagger and a chatelaine on a gold chain across her hips.

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amo/アモ @zettonamo888.bsky.social · 1d

Mina
#deadlock

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Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 3d

Buried in Michigan's antiporn bill is a provision to effectively outlaw "circumvention tools," such as VPNs.

Mark my words: legislators will increasingly leverage porn panic to restrict or ban VPNs, and to limit internet privacy far beyond adult sites.

Experts raise privacy concerns over Michigan bill targeting pornography and VPNs

Rep. Josh Schriver, the bill’s sponsor, says the law is designed to target only producers and distributors of pornography, not everyday internet users.

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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 1d

Sexually ambiguous Syndrome

Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 1d

Fellas, wouldn't we all be happier if we said everything was gay?

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alboo @captainacab.airbud.website · 2d

hand to handjob combat

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War Wolf @sabatonfan69.bsky.social · 2d

When I was touring the catacombs under Paris my tour guide kept yelling at me because I wouldn’t stop naming all of the skulls and crying when I imagined them as women

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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 3d

Flu shot? Good, shoot it again

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Shubbabang @shubbabang.bsky.social · 4d

The image is a six panel black and white comic

Panel 1- A small child is being told "You'll want kids when you're older!" The child responds with "I don't think so..."

Panel 2- The same child, now a teenager, is being told, "You'll change your mind when you're older." To which the teen responds, "I doubt that"

Panel 3- Now an adult, someone off screen asks them, "Aren't you thinking of having kids?" To which they respond, "Nope"

Panel 4- The same person, an older adult now, is being told, "better have kids soon, or it'll be too late!" to which they respond, "That's fine"

Panel 5- Now elderly, they are once again asked "Don't you feel like you missed out?" to which they say, "Still nope."

Panel 6- They are now in their death bed, clearly close to death. The nurse says, "Shame you didn't have kids, don't you regret it?" To which the person says "You know what just kill me already"

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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 4d

Artist, not piece if art

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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 4d

The horrors of your favorite artist becoming rich

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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 4d

Bro, they're forcing me to start a podcast to promote my standup

"Shows aren't enough anymore"

Why can't I just do the thing I am doing, why does everything need an extra lil performance